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Hemlock the Vampire Cow

@hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social
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Furry, 30, they/them

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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need whoever at my company who makes decisions that affect my work to pull their head out of their ass and remember to tell my team before it’s three weeks after the fact and a new process is already behind.
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Archer Wolfe 🐺 @archerwolfe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It kind of sucks that we never got a Nightmare on Elm Street movie directed by David Lynch.
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Radar is planning his invasion of Montana. Soon to be Meowtana.
A tabby cat, named Radar, staring at a framed map of Montana from 1947
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/j8bmjDoziaQ
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT
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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know I usually post tiddies but I’m really proud of this veggie gnocchi I made for dinner so have some food porn.
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Good news: I have found a salon specializing in curly hair who has made an appointment with me that is closer than my old salon. Bad news: I have to call my old salon and confirm that I am breaking up with them. It’s not them, it’s that I can’t handle the 40 minute drive out to them anymore.
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A Night in the City Artwork done by @plantpandastudios.bsky.social for @asneplynx.bsky.social. It’s an amazing recreation of a local festival he and I attend every year 🥰
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Apes 2001 @apeslion.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“Bidet of Evil”
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Marnix @dragom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's called a u turn because u turn
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
AC has been great but I’m thinking about that king bed awaiting me at home
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A Penny Urned @deer.energy · 04/07/2026
We're gonna stay inside and play Heads Up Seven Up
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Melos 🌟🦋 @runlikemelos.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm sorry I don't find "You shouldn't do subtext anymore because people are stupid" to be a particularly compelling argument
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Beach glass!
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m so sad after today’s news the Anthony Stewart Head has passed away. He portrayed one of the warmest and kindest father figures as Giles in Buffy.
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
There’s a bus stop nearby that has stickers stuck to it and I’m so sad that I’m all out of my Hemlock ones.
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Brrrrruuuuhhh? THE Chiitan?
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“Vocal Stim in the Elevator” Furry Ska Band
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Idk what if they’re profitable or not but I would love to see more vendors in dealers halls have hair accessories like clips, combs, bands. Scrunchies are fun but I have so many. And I can only pull my hair up so much!
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Hemlock @hemlockcowad.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
HAPPY WEED DAY! 🎨: @retrofutureart.bsky.social
Cow fursona, Hemlock, wearing a DARE shirt that’s been cropped and distressed. Hemlock is holding a jar of weed and has a bong next to them.
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masslo 🌌🐶 @terriergf.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
a variety of telegram stickers i’ve made over the past couple months c: #furryart #furry
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That Raccoon (Commissions Open!) @that-raccoon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes! #illustration #rat #NeilBangingOutTheTunes
an illustration of a rat floating in the air with a xylophone.
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Seeping Ooze (18+) @seepingooze.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - huh
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I clock in, I check my cases, I’ve been assigned all of the cases from hell today. I contemplate calling off.
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🎀 Shen Puppy 🎀 MFF @crinkle.pet · 30/03/2026
How your email finds me - 📸: @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I feel like it would be a little terrifying to exist in the Pokémon universe where your main pollinators are Pokémon like Butterfree which are like half the height of a human.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/03/2026
LESBIAN WHO JUST HEARD THE PHRASE “GOLD STAR MILITARY FAMILY”: So the whole family has only ever slept with soldiers…?
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 15/03/2025
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
youtu.be/XrOa5hDzXIY I’m no longer in my twenties today
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Bo Burnham - 30 (LYRIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Neddy
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I know a lot of furries see their sona’s as themselves, which I do too, but I also see Hemlock as my cartoon Lindsay MacGuire. Still me, but can be funnier, toonier, and say my thoughts unfiltered.
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Reblogging this for the people who weren’t up as late as me thinking about silly questions while folding laundry.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!" counterpoint! the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
If you could have one more album from any dead musician of your choosing, which musician are you choosing?
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Celesse ✿ @celesse.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Pokies 💖 #art #pokemon #Pokemon30
A vintage style drawing of Pidgey from Pokemon; five little brown and beige birds perched in the branches of a cheri berry tree, fluffy white flowers all around.A soft vintage-style drawing of two Pikachu Pokemon sitting in a Pecha berry tree. The male has picked one and is handing it to the female while Cutiefly hover around.A drawing of four Oddish Pokemon with their leaves styled similar to calathea house plants. One is in a hanging pot, one is perched on a potting table, one is standing on a terra cotta pot and one is sitting on the floor. They have gardening items such as gloves, a watering can and a spade around them.A vintage style drawing of two Wooloo sheep Pokemon happily frolicking in front of some light green bushes. One is leaping over the other, both wearing gold bells with large polka dot bows with trailing ribbons, one pale pink and one pale blue.
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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
like..
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I love having two bluskis so I can like my friends posts from both accounts.
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shifty business @headshift.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
we have a diapered feral over 30, repeat, a diapered feral over 30, requesting backup, over [kzzzzshhht]
the artist's feral coyote sona propping up a skateboard with its front paws, wearing sunglasses, a diaper, and a backwards baseball cap in primary colors.  it has a surly, defiant expression.  the text over the image reads: CALL THE COPS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
#abdl #diaperedferal #diaperfur
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Er*kkka K*rk looks like the Mary Jane from the live action Scooby Doo movie when she gets hit in the head by a branch and it reveals she’s possessed by one of the island monsters.
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a woman with long blonde hair and green eyes is wearing a pink shirt .
ALT: a woman with long blonde hair and green eyes is wearing a pink shirt .
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 18/02/2026
THE WINNER
Bronze Medal Guy meme by 3palec modified to show the dog from the Winter Olympics celebrating by getting his well-deserved medal, giving the middle finger to everyone because he is the best boy.
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I’m watching an episode with her in it and gosh I’m so in love with her. She’s so wonderfully cryptic and insane.
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
RICARDIO! New cubicle dry erase board drawing.
Dry erase board drawing of Ricardio from Adventure Time. Quote next to him “I’m going to smooch that heart. IT WILL BE MY BRIDE!”
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Hemlock the Vampire Cow @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Sorry for food posting, I’m just really proud of the meal I made.
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Dave Jones is cooking… @davejonesactor.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The Melania film bombed so hard I’m surprised Kristi Noem hasn’t declared her a domestic terrorist.
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
furry cons when I dont know what the hell any of you look like
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