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Portuguese Village Elder

@hellsdaydream.bsky.social
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Why should a dog, a horse, a rat, have life, And thou no breath at all? Thou'lt come no more, Never, never, never, never, never!

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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 5h
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Every Captcha in the AI era:
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hate when i feel myself falling asleep, think "oh, huh, i'm falling alseep, gonna be asleep in like a minute i guess" and then thought jolts me WIDE awake
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pjy... every "vulgar auteurist" will try to convince you that this movie is secretly genius, and probably secretly leftist
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Monkey Dust - The Crusades
YouTube video by Praydayder Jones
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VovR... if this movie really existed "vulgar auteurists" would be unironically defending it
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Monkey Dust - Jerry Brickhammer's "They All Come Home"
YouTube video by Highbuzz
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this account was one of the founders of darkwoke
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuiy... these days this song would be generated with ai and this fact makes me sad. crazy people just don't put as much effort into being crazy these days.
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Footprints In Stone Intro/Outro song - Paluxy River [Subtitles]
YouTube video by Alexalder
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
these being lenin's last words is cute
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
People I refuse to believe are heterosexual no matter how much evidence I am shown: Patrick Stewart Seth MacFarlane Ken Russell Guy Maddin John Malkovich
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what being autistic is like
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
niche doctor who comics take incoming: ok, right, so, for anyone who has ever read Assimilation² and/or Prisoners of Time - Scott & David Tipton have literally never seen Doctor Who, right? I say that fully sincerely, not just to be dismissive. They've clearly never seen it.
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"rocket destruct: pull lever down to explode rocket"
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok first of all: "obedience spray"?????? secondly, this plan did not in any way require crossdressing he just did that
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
idk if it's like problematic or weird for me to say this as a white girl but films with majority black casts* almost always have the best cinematography/lighting cause something about having to conciously colour grade for darker skin tones than usual creates a beautiful visual palette.
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love tv comic so much. It really does have the most insane premises. Some Lindsay Anderson shit going down. There's no other Doctor Who like this.
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This reading is also good BTW. While the Silurians are clearly the colonisers if you read this as a colonial allegory in the first place, it's also possible to reject that framing entirely and read it as purely about class.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Funniest possibility BTW is Biden dying, Trump living just long enough to post a hilariously insensitive Truth Social about it, then dying one nanosecond after posting it.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A man says "I'm glad you still find time to hang with your uncool cis friends like me..." Katie, a trans woman, replies "haha fuck you." The man says "by the way you're a total passoid now." Shocked and perturbed, Katie grabs the man by the back of the skull and the collar. SHe leans in tight and interrogates "how do you know that word? Did I teach you that?" The man sweats.
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Silurians are Israeli-coded colonisers (calling humans "primitive apes", claiming the Earth was promised to them 50 million years ago) and the Brigadier's actions in Doctor Who and the Silurians were justified anti colonial resistance. The Doctor was wrong and a reactionary Liberal.
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love how Episode 3 of Doctor Who and the Silurians is basically a Columbo episode
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guy sitting in front of a computer: “before we start this ai training session, I’d like to acknowledge I’m coding on stolen data”
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mark Corrigan inner monologues
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEV9... this is so good and would work as a standalone short story. think about so much. great piece about how societies make their monsters through oppression. better than the actual divergent universe arc.
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The Tale of the Foolish King
YouTube video by Daniel Mathers
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
haven't read this book but if I'd read this as a kid this is the exact sort of thing that would make me go "no it fucking wasn't. earth was still occupied by the daleks in that year so was in no position to be hosting sporting events. how stupid do you think I am, book?"
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Popular COVID-era sketch comedy "I Gotta Tell You Something with Karter Reid": (man costumed as a giant potato, lazily half-singing) "Billionaires suck, billionaires suck/We all know that billionaires suck." Every USian millennial: "Wow, this is a whole new genre of comedy!"
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
as fine of a dalek voice as Briggs was having him do EVERY Dalek and never letting David Graham, who only died in 2024, do any Dalek voices for Big Finish, was a mistake
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKSG... classic
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Monkey Dust: Richard Curtisland
YouTube video by Vague Rant
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Genesis of Evil deserves to be remembered for more than the fact Genesis of the Daleks retconned it. the reveal of the first Dalek (well, first Dalek casing, the species was already called Daleks before inventing the casings in this story) is honestly stirring stuff.
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TV Century 21 was carried by Lady Penelope and The Daleks tbh. Shame both were canned relatively early on. They were the best ones in it.
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
was very funny when the uk banned that pro palestine documentary but in doing so accidentally striesand effected it into being watched by those "TOP 10 BANNED FILMS (SHOCKING)" internet "challenge cinema" communities.
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the bbfc are huge pieces of shit. a movie whose entire purpose is spewing hate speech against people like me gets approved but one of the most significant films of the Yugoslav Black Wave is still effectively banned in this country to this day
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
guys who join the kkk TODAY are like the losers of racism. like being a mindlessly bigoted hateful racist wasn't enough, you had to pick to dorkiest group of racists. oh yeah no hugo boss uniforms for me thanks - one bedsheet please.
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Very esoteric take here but those Tim Quinn and Dicky Howett Doctor Who Magazine "comedy" strips might be the least funny things ever made.
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Series 5 is the worst Season of the Moffat era by far and that's cause it's the most RTD esque by far
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do you think they will help any of those people either?
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
It frustrates me so deeply that cis people simply cannot concieve of transphobia as something serious.
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A random throwaway line from a TV Comic strip simply intended to set up the backstory for the story's MacGuffin being more woke in its appraisal of the conquest of the Aztec empire than the television serial The Aztecs was is interesting
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Surely none of our enemies have ever survived" - Gillian Who
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah you tell her John shut up Gillian
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whenever something like happens I always imagine - what if he just died here? After all his adventures what did him in was being accidentally left on a small rock by a well meaning lizard alien and starving to death.
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How it feels sometimes
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i semi-frequently check wikipedia's "list of poisonings" to see if this is still up and am always happy that it is
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
I love when you see some super self-serious article entitled something like "The Semiotic Neo-Post-Irony of Gen Z Humour Lays Bare the Absurdity of the Late Capitalist Hellscape", and then the lead picture for the article is some shit like this.
A 3 panel comic 
Panel 1: A heavily stretched out image of Shrek says to Spongebob "HEY SPONGFLARB", who replies "HEY SHRUNK" 
Panel 2: Shrek says "YOU KNWO WHAT DAY IT IS?", and Spongebob replies "WHAT DYA IS IT SHRUMK?"
 Panel 3: We can only see a small portion of the action, the bulk of the panel being obscured by a large Romaine Lettuce. Text in front of it says "BITCH I'M ROMAINE LETTUCE"
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love to use a recherché word in a sentence in a context that i damn well know is entirely correct, but then add "i guess is the word" to the end as if i'm not sure, so people will think "wow! she's smart AND unpretentious!"
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Portuguese Village Elder @hellsdaydream.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Q: Why is the 1972 film Death Line like Sargon of Akkad? A: Because it's a British C.H.U.D.!
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Metaphysician @metaphysician.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The human sacrifices are complaining again. Don't they know this is the only way to minimize the damage of natural disasters?
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Retronauts @retronauts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look at the calendar then SCREAM REAL LOUD because today marks the 40th anniversary of PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE
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Peewee Conky
Alt: From Pee-Wee's Playhouse: The secret word of the day is "Look"
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