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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Los Angeles pals! HEARTTHROB SLASHER is coming to LA with me + 🌹 @marawilson.bsky.social playing a 1980s board game full of hunks in crop tops, then we improvise a horror movie where they all mysteriously die🧛‍♀️This show is gonna be SO FUN for Halloween!🎃 calendar.dynastytypewriter.com/shows/heart-...

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Facebook is full of bots!" Meta: no no! Look at our very real users, such as Mr. Message Me Directly Saying Pay Me $50K Now, who works in legal aid in Tacoma, Washington, and has a lovely wife named Mrs. Beth Me Directly Saying Pay Me $50K Now!"

Fb fan who seems very real about giving me 50k

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sooo you know how I found HUNDREDS of teen magazines from the 1990s/2000s and I'm diving into the y2k nostalgia within their pages? Well, GOOD NEWS the first issue is ready for your eyes and inbox.🦋💌LaneMoore.Substack.com 🌻 If you wish you'd kept your old 90s / y2k magazines, GET THEM BACK NOW.🙏🌻

1996 seventeen magazine from lane's substack

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

NYC skies right now are apocalyptic as hell BUT there's a rainbow, which means the apocalypse will be gay.

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Ah, New York City. The big apple! My home. My stomping grounds. The place I grew up, and found myself along the way."

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Duuude. HEARTTHROB SLASHER is coming to Los Angeles + livestreaming, on October 23!!🔪🩸 Me and @marawilson.bsky.social play a 1980s board game full of hunks, and then improvise a horror movie where they all perish.🧛‍♀️ Tickets on sale now, go get em!🎃 calendar.dynastytypewriter.com/shows/heart-...

Heartthrob slasher with lane moore and mara wilson on october 23rd at 1030pm in los angeles and livestreaming everywhere

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

POV you found thousands of teen magazines from the 1990s + 2000s📼 so you started a newsletter to share them with your ~internet friends~ who need nostalgia rn like they need air.🌻Writing the first one AS WE SPEAK so sign up to get it in ur inbox, like a sweet, sweet Seventeen Magazine in 1999.💌🥹

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Can i show you the logo I made for my new Substack where i go through thousands of y2k teen magazines? I made it myself, without AI duh, and it makes my brain happy and i hope it makes yours happy too.💾💿

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We’ll go through my 1990s and Y2K teenage magazines together for a project I'm calling "Teenage Lobotomy." I want to give your brain a break from the horrors, so join me in diving deep into the soothing lobotomy that is “staring at y2k teen girl magazines until your brain makes happy chemicals."🌻📼

i have literally hundreds of teen girl magazines from the 90s and y2k and im so psyched to share them on lanemoore.substack.com

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Talking about how we lower out standards for what we need from friends and dating partners because the world tells us we’ll never find someone if we don’t, and how that comes back to haunt us, on the podcast. Listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore now.👯‍♀️

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I hate this headline and this timeline so much.

Horrible headline about Julie and Julius styles and Dancing with the Stars

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Something tells me this guy DOES need to go to therapy maybe more than most???

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Here is Zen Fall Lights in her ~first hoodie of the season~ to bless your timeline.🍁🍁🍁

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

when it's lil too sunny for your feets so you gotta plop in the shade.🌞🌞🌞

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Acting the way my friend's 3-year-old acts when she comes over.

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Kinda chic to have a Bad Depression week and use that to motivate you to Serve Looks on the weekend until you and everyone who sees you feels better.😇🦋

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Wow, it's almost like firing all the people whose job it was to keep our food safe was a bad idea????

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Who says it's hard to find a guy on a dating app who cares about your mental health?

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"war lord seeking young thin virgin with pure blood" is...really something

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My heart hurts for her, and I wish she knew how much she was loved and how many of us were absolutely fucking blown away by everything she did. RIP, Hayden Panettiere.💔

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Hayden Panettiere's death has me gutted. What an unbelievable talent, crushed by an industry that sexualized her since she was a kid, then made fun of her when she struggled with addiction. How many women are we gonna do this to?! RIP, you absolutely colossal talent who deserved so much more.💔💔

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

what are men doing on dating apps, if not making us exhausted before we even meet them?

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Every astrologer i see on my timeline right now

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Why do I feel like this surgical teddy bear is hitting on me

Drs office teddy bear ready to make his move

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

new profile photo, new comedy show, who dis🧛‍♀️🦇🩸🔪🕯️

Lane in front of an old TV holding photos of 1980s hunks

1980s hunks with weird facts about them from Lane's new comedy show "heartthrob slasher"

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Sir, please look at your own profile.

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

NYC pals! My new horror-comedy show🩸HeartThrob Slasher🩸is back THIS FRIDAY in Brooklyn! I take a 1980s board game full of teen hunks, and use them to improvise a horror movie with YOU the audience! It's nonstop jokes, nostalgia and MURDER!🔪👌get tickets!!!🎟️ heart-throb-slasher-july-31.eventbrite.com

July 31st at twisted spine brooklyn hearttthrob slasher with lane moore

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I just watched “Death Of A Cheerleader” the 1990s Lifetime movie fever dream that is as campy and chilling as I hoped. Read every thought I had while Kellie Martin made this sad, sad murderer face at Tori Spelling for 2 hours(!!). Read it all at lanemoore.substack.com 📣🔪🩸

Death of a cheerleader on lanes substack

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Never stop sending me Florida dating profiles. No notes. Ahem sorry, ONLY notes.

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Calling all my horror ghouls: come experience the comedy show of your nightmares. Retro 1980s hunks meet terrifying fates? Delicious.🧛‍♀️ Heartthrob Slasher: an improvised 1980s horror movie🦇🔪🩸 Brooklyn, NY 7/31🩸 dont miss it!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/lane-moore...

Heartthrob slasher at Twisted Spine in Brooklyn July 31

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I may have time traveled too far. What decade is this??? Also -- Mall security guard just held the elevator door for me. chivalry

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

It's another 100 degree day (no ty) so im going to see a movie at a mall and getting food at the food court like its 1998👌

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

If you find yourself wishing you didn’t have to be in this timeline, and miss how things used to be, but what even WAS it then, then the latest podcast episode is for you: what to do with The Yearning. Listen now at patreon.com/lanemoore 💗🌻💗

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

NYC! Come see me improvise this horror movie situation (cult leader + dating) and many others in my NYC comedy show Heart-Throb Slasher: A Live Improvised 1980s Horror Movie. It’s a new horror comedy show where YOU choose who lives..or dies. It’s a scream, baby.🕯️🔪🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/lane-moore...

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Women should have more leadership positions in cults.👯‍♀️

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

This lady reviewed Bumble and said she wishes everyone had to disclose their mental health status🙄 listen, nobody wants to do emotional labor for a stranger, sure, but saying you're sick of people with mental health struggles and you wish you never had to interact with them is...SOMETHING, BARBARA!

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The wedding singer is one of my favorite movies. Alexis Arquette was supposed to be the punchline in the scene🙄, but she OWNS the scene and every other scene she's in. RIP, what a friggin QUEEN.🌞🏳️‍🌈

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Men would rather make this their dating profile instead of just going to therapy dot net

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

ANNOUNCEMENT: NYC pals if you love horror movies🩸Heartthrob Slasher🩸my new ~improvised 1980s horror movie~ show is back July 31!!!🔪 Go get tickets now before they disappear, like the bodies of '80s Teen Hunks who died mysteriously after our third date.😇🔪 heart-throb-slasher-july-31.eventbrite.com

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Um, I don't think I'll be going to this particular Dollar General then.

Google Maps showing Dollar General and the description says absorbs into your skin quickly

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Ps-I wrote two best selling books that talk a lot about worker exploitation, class, pop culture, and not always having the support systems to protect our ourselves. Highly recommend checking them out!!!

Lane's books how to be alone, and you will find your people how to make meaningful friendships as an adult

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Writing day🌻Listen, you can't write a good script on empty stomach, and I stand by that.

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Why does this sound like the most savage insult?

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Closet Cleanout is BACK this week on my Instagram!!!☯️I made a cute video for you that'll go up tonight where you can see the Very Cool 90s Clothes im selling. If you see something you love, DM me, make me an offer, and I'll ship it to you!! I think this is a very cute thing so tell your friends!!🌻

Photo of lane and instagram closet cleanout details

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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Every Meta update is "Hi! We're taking away your humanity bit by bit. Consent is not a thing anymore. We own you. Eat shit!"

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