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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72

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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 8h
Doo-doo ass take
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 11h
5’1” or 6’ lmao, couldn’t be me
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 11h
I have never played this game and don’t really have a dog in this hunt, I just wanted to say that this screenshot looks like that part in the Ace Ventura sequel where Ace crawls out of the fake rhino’s asshole and that has brightened my day a little
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 12h
Dogg say it’s fake, say it, this kind of witchcraft being real is too much for me to handle
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just remembered that Scott Adams is dead lmaoooo
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
imagine being this happy for like one second of your entire life
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
White people love behaving foolishly
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I found a back door into heaven
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
12’ tall. These are light skinned Na’vi
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No this is real. I was there
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m buying a trans girl who hangs out in a Discord server with me chicken wings for her birthday today. Does this count as allyship
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what else did you see on Youtub. tee hee hee 🤭
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck you Mark fukkkkkkkkkkkkkk u 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dang
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is none of my business
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the heck is this thing
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
eyyyyyyy whoa. My guy.
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh you said prize not pizza. That’s on me dogg. Enjoy yr burrito
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s not pizza
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oontz oontz oontz oontz 🪩
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
your name is like my name
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My cum is carbonated
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You need cheap microwaves? I got a guy. Magnetron Ron. Don’t ask him where he got them
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oi could nevah fuhget Cynthia, oi battered her roight good innit
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the milk is a metaphor for semen, isn’t it
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oi muh nayme’s John Lennon of The Beetuls & the only thing oi love more thun wroiting the best songs of the 20th century is beating the shit out of m‘wife Yoko
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ll tell ya what the surprise will be: no freakin’ post-credit scenes! Make those sweaty freaks sit in their chairs for no reason!!! 😂🤣
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell ya, let’s wrassle 🫯
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*drum roll* ….Baba!
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is what I call my Coco Bean
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah he’s being duty. being duty in his pants right now
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did y’all know that john lennon beat his wife
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Proud of u dogg
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That there’s the reason I live in Pennsylvania lol, crazy to think that if that hadn’t happened, I’d still be in FL
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big if true
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Y’all sayin’ they.. went up his b-u-t?
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What did I do to deserve this. Oh, right. the food
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dat’s alotta tomans!!
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nah wait though, what did u do
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/hell...
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love Content! 💅
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
uh ohhhh
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean… idk. I’d consider it. just to have the weirdest story ever to tell going forward. Alls I gotta do is close my eyes & do my thing
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn you looking good as fuck ma, let’s go get spicy fried cheese and margaritas at Chili’s then go throw axes at a axe throwing place
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s on regular rotation on every top 40 non-country pop music FM radio station in the country plus is readily accessible in like two seconds for anybody who has access to the internet but ok
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can fuck my bitch Jesus Christ
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ya
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Rolling Stone writer was right, nobody who deigns 2 share their unsolicited $.02 about what’s the deal with Choosin’ Texas?, who’s listening to Choosin’ Texas?, how is Choosin’ Texas so popular? are interested in anything besides letting you know that They Consume Media The Cool and Correct Way
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy 30th birthday to the greatest DJ mix album of all time
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You need to calm down
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