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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No thanks, I’m all filled up on jellied eels
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen. Absolute psycho shit
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dang
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*drum roll* ….Baba!
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is what I call my Coco Bean
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Rolling Stone writer was right, nobody who deigns 2 share their unsolicited $.02 about what’s the deal with Choosin’ Texas?, who’s listening to Choosin’ Texas?, how is Choosin’ Texas so popular? are interested in anything besides letting you know that They Consume Media The Cool and Correct Way
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy 30th birthday to the greatest DJ mix album of all time
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ad in question features somebody having the Converse white star projected down on them from above and it kinda looks like a KKK hood (I can kinda see it) and also some ppl think the person looks like they’ve been hanged a la a lynching (seems like a big stretch to me)
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What if we kissed by the Cream Machine 😳😳
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is it too early for 🏝️🦩✨𝕡𝕚ñ𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕕𝕒𝕤✨🍍🍋‍🟩?
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
they hate you bc you speak the truth
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They made a movie about my dick and balls???
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I bought a juicer
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cal Raleigh will hit a grand slam against the Phillies tonight
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Coco Bean says thank u
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wanna isolate Garth and the “He does this every Friday” text and put them in one of those “POV from the cockpit of one of the planes about hit the World Trade Center on 9/11“ pictures. I want to maintain the exact size/dimensions of the original image. DM me if you’re interested
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
this guy’s really on the bleeding edge of the culture
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hate it when I’m eating at a fancy restaurant and the service is bad because all the waiters are busy bringing War big silver platters stacked with piles of raw cash
Hate when this happens
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Luckily for me, idk what any of this means
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wow
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You couldn’t get away with making “The Whale” today. The original came out less than four years ago. People would be like, “wait, wasn’t this already in theaters not that long ago?”
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Any reason is a good enough reason to share this picture I took in the parking lot of an NXT event like 10 years ago
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What’s this? A picture of Canadian rock band The Barenaked Ladies?? 😅😂🤣 it took me 28 years but at long last, I got their asses. I DID it
A box of frozen meatballs sold in Europe that says “4 Faggots”. Sorry for the slur, I’ll do better next time
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Saw a sneak preview of “Tony” last night and I got a bone to pick with it! The actress who plays Nancy, Tony’s love interest, is too pretty! Every time she’s on screen it’s like my brain is being scrambled by her beauty! Hey, Emilia Jones! Be 10% less hot!
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Geez Louise, can’t we just let kids be kids?? ACK!
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I would let her ruin me sorry not sorry
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Me and your girl will be playing this together tonight. I will be standing behind her. My shirt will be off. It‘s over for you 👋🏻
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hell ya
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
???
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Pull up to the Hud on 10/9 if you want an ass beating 👊💥
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Can I ask something w/o anybody getting mad at me
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Patch adams
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It’s SO TRUE!!!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😡🤬🥵😳🥶🥸 THIS ONLY HAPPENS HERE!!!!!!!!
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