America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Rolling Stone writer was right, nobody who deigns 2 share their unsolicited $.02 about what’s the deal with Choosin’ Texas?, who’s listening to Choosin’ Texas?, how is Choosin’ Texas so popular? are interested in anything besides letting you know that They Consume Media The Cool and Correct Way 120
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I hope the lowlife wretches Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert are enjoying their eternal damnations IN HELL!!! 👹🔥😭 010
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Resident Evil” was kinda ass cheeks. Baby food shit. The main character shoots a bad guy at one point and says something to the effect of “it’s just like in a *video game*!” and I thought for two seconds if I should have just left at that point 110
America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Thank you for the milk, daddy 010
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don’t watch football anymore. Does Fox NFL Sunday still do goofy little skits abt 10 minutes before the early game starts? 132
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026as, until recently, a lifelong Floridian, it occurs to me that the whole idea of “all Americans of all stripes came together in the days following 9/11“ actually has happened, and does happen, after a bad hurricane hits. But only for a few days. I think people are confusing 9/11 with hurricanes? 030
America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I too enjoy standing normally 030
America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A 15 year old kid stole a light aircraft, crashed it into a downtown office building, and left a suicide note praising Osama bin Laden. He was the only fatality en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Ta...en.wikipedia.org2002 Tampa Cessna 172 crash - Wikipedia 021
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Baby Jessica falling down the well. Which is funny bc while this happened only two months after the Challenger explosion, I have zero memory of the latter happening at the time 000
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America’s only patriot 6’3” IQ 72 @hellointernet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Sure would hate it if these girls beat the shit out of me with a heavy leather belt! Nooooo please don’t ☹️😩 and whatever you do, DO NOT verbally abuse me while you do it!! 😵😵💫🫣 010
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