ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 1hi have narcolepsy. i can’t stay awake for longer than 3 hrs without hardcore stimulant usage. i take ghb every night to get rem sleep. & the united states government has not approved my disability claim for almost 2 years. for why? no clear reason has been given. i have no faith in our government. 010
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 1hsaw the paxton woman’s ad last night and it’s even more pathetic than i imagined. girl get off your knees already, you’re divorced! 000
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 2hjeepers creepers (2001)static.klipy.comJeepers Creepers: Darry's Empty Eyes HorrorAlt: justin long in jeepers creepers sans eyeballs 020
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 21hdolphins are 0-3 and vikings are 3-0. how hard could it be, winning 4 games in a row to start the season? (i’m nervous) 000
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 22h“oh my god what a fabulous room! are all these your guitars? heh, this place is bigger than our apartment! uhh can i get a drink of water? you want some? huh? oh wow! look at this tub! wanna take a bath? what’re you watchin? hello? are you feelin okay?” 000
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 22hmy friend gets random rollies from his dispensary and i always ask for the strains. then i pick one out and say “yo be careful i heard gorilla glue #5 is permanent” 020
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 22hmy first ever vote as an adult was in massachusetts when i was 18 to induct Elizabeth Warren and i have never once regretted that vote 000
Reposted by ashleigh 🔪Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026really want us to resolve climate change so we aren't subject to the whims of the Dome 06514
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 23hunmuted to watch a cute video. in my folly i scrolled without muting and the very next post was the gigantic barely-sentient tub of orange lard making a speech 🤮 i have never muted so fast in my life 010
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 23hi’ve never forgotten bratz rock angelz on ps2 and i never will. play it 000
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 23hnew emoji in my name is NOT for spooky szn! i just wanna threaten stupid people with violence 000
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026as we inch closer to the nba season, im reposting my most favorite post i ever posted. sorry. i probably will do it again because LMAO 010
Reposted by ashleigh 🔪Matt @nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sophie Cunningham scored 5 points in 23 minutes for the Fever tonight. Her +/- was -18. Her season, and possibly her basketball career, is over. Thought I'd share these stats, since she wants us to talk about basketball now. 3360070
Reposted by ashleigh 🔪Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 410199606135
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you know, guys, if you didn’t like them talking all nice and pretty about deshaun watson you could have simply ~not watched~ sorry to all women who have to watch football for their jobs ❤️🫂 020
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i refuse to stay silent any longer. i saw this film 3 weeks ago and i have not stopped thinking about it. it was good, okay! 010
Reposted by ashleigh 🔪Fwank @gaymerotter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Starting a challenge called oktober where for the whole month everything is going to be ok 10517148
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026most of them genuinely think there are litter boxes in public school classrooms so i’m not shocked. as if the teacher making poverty wage is gonna clean a litter box with human shit in it. absolute tools, the lot of them 020
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026after my scary week of not eating anything, i made a plan to dedicate some time in the morning to something i never do: eating breakfast. it’s just a piece of pb toast some days but it’s better than nothing and im proud of me ☺️ 120
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026would have been funny if an artist made it but no, you used ai 020
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about that one tiktok lady who claimed “cats don’t have emotions.” girl if you have not realized they have the biggest emotions ever, rehome your cats. they deserve better. 000
Reposted by ashleigh 🔪Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you. 3324678
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i might actually start streaming again soon. single player stuff like satisfactory and stardew. are there any games you’d wanna watch me play? 010
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my bedtime approaches and im turning off the lynx game. if the lynx win, im so sorry i watched the first half because i am the curse. goodnight LET’S GO LYNX 010
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my last post was actually just the first stage of grief 000
Reposted by ashleigh 🔪Anna @annaknutson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m going to need Olivia to wake the fuck UP. You hear me?! 1101
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do i dare to dream because im naturally optimistic and i think there’s plenty of game left 😈 lynx in 3 020
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026asher got a haircut today and my stylist recommended some hair care products to help with breakage so sharks i am asking you for $60 so i can get everything o_o dm me if interested in a trade… 000
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lynx game tonight starts at 8:30pm ET and my bedtime is 10pm, strictly enforced due to medications. i am a little devastated that im going to miss the end of a must win game. :( 000
Reposted by ashleigh 🔪Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How the WNBA differs from the NBA and why you should watch the WNBA playoffs 2547094
Reposted by ashleigh 🔪Matt @nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(trigger warning for Sophie Cunningham fans) Congrats to Cheryl Reeve, the 2026 WNBA Coach of the Year! 1394
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(to the tune of ”my father, the inventor of toaster strudel…” [not really i just immediately thought of this when i started typing]) my boyfriend, the insurance agent, thinks you should find it very difficult and give him a call instead 🤗 hehehe 010
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026does CC realize she ~would~ be the hero if she actually played the PG position?? i don’t think that has occurred to her even in the vaguest of ways… 010
ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if sending those fucking rapists to prison is “ruining their futures” maybe you should try and make prison a place for bad people to go & be rehabilitated, instead of the actual torture cage it currently is. but actually send their asses to PRISON 000