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PROSECUTE ICE - GO WOLVES 💙💚 disabled milf 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪 est. ‘92 | she/her | florida crocheter, gamer, ball knower, audiobook enjoyer I Love My Cat $cxshleigh dm for snap 🌶️ twitch.tv/hellooasher

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 15h
ME: STRESSED
MY BODY: OH NO, THAT’S BAD FOR US
ME: WAIT, NOW I’M IN A FLARE!
MY BODY: OH NO, THAT’S STRESSFUL!
REPEAT FOREVER
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 1h
i have narcolepsy. i can’t stay awake for longer than 3 hrs without hardcore stimulant usage. i take ghb every night to get rem sleep. & the united states government has not approved my disability claim for almost 2 years. for why? no clear reason has been given. i have no faith in our government.
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 1h
saw the paxton woman’s ad last night and it’s even more pathetic than i imagined. girl get off your knees already, you’re divorced!
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 2h
jeepers creepers (2001)
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Jeepers Creepers: Darry's Empty Eyes Horror
Alt: justin long in jeepers creepers sans eyeballs
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Michelle @michelle275.bsky.social · 12h
And that’s another Vikings win!
Cherize Theron looking devastated
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 21h
dolphins are 0-3 and vikings are 3-0. how hard could it be, winning 4 games in a row to start the season? (i’m nervous)
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 22h
“oh my god what a fabulous room! are all these your guitars? heh, this place is bigger than our apartment! uhh can i get a drink of water? you want some? huh? oh wow! look at this tub! wanna take a bath? what’re you watchin? hello? are you feelin okay?”
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 22h
I FORGOT THE WALL! also pink floyd’s the wall album
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Sarcastic Viking @sarcasticviking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is dope
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 22h
my friend gets random rollies from his dispensary and i always ask for the strains. then i pick one out and say “yo be careful i heard gorilla glue #5 is permanent”
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 22h
my first ever vote as an adult was in massachusetts when i was 18 to induct Elizabeth Warren and i have never once regretted that vote
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 22h
i don’t trust you unless you use the Oxford comma
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 22h
my 9 favorite albums in no particular order :)
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Bradford William Davis @bwd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
really want us to resolve climate change so we aren't subject to the whims of the Dome
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 23h
unmuted to watch a cute video. in my folly i scrolled without muting and the very next post was the gigantic barely-sentient tub of orange lard making a speech 🤮 i have never muted so fast in my life
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 23h
natural selection in 2026 you love to see it
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Truth 💥
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 23h
i’ve never forgotten bratz rock angelz on ps2 and i never will. play it
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 23h
new emoji in my name is NOT for spooky szn! i just wanna threaten stupid people with violence
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 23h
one of us! one of us! one of us!
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
as we inch closer to the nba season, im reposting my most favorite post i ever posted. sorry. i probably will do it again because LMAO
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Matt @nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie Cunningham scored 5 points in 23 minutes for the Fever tonight. Her +/- was -18. Her season, and possibly her basketball career, is over. Thought I'd share these stats, since she wants us to talk about basketball now.
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you know, guys, if you didn’t like them talking all nice and pretty about deshaun watson you could have simply ~not watched~ sorry to all women who have to watch football for their jobs ❤️🫂
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i refuse to stay silent any longer. i saw this film 3 weeks ago and i have not stopped thinking about it. it was good, okay!
Movie poster for Buddy
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Fwank @gaymerotter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Starting a challenge called oktober where for the whole month everything is going to be ok
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
awe thank you!!!!!! 🥹
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
most of them genuinely think there are litter boxes in public school classrooms so i’m not shocked. as if the teacher making poverty wage is gonna clean a litter box with human shit in it. absolute tools, the lot of them
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
after my scary week of not eating anything, i made a plan to dedicate some time in the morning to something i never do: eating breakfast. it’s just a piece of pb toast some days but it’s better than nothing and im proud of me ☺️
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
would have been funny if an artist made it but no, you used ai
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
always and forever, the bear
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about that one tiktok lady who claimed “cats don’t have emotions.” girl if you have not realized they have the biggest emotions ever, rehome your cats. they deserve better.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i might actually start streaming again soon. single player stuff like satisfactory and stardew. are there any games you’d wanna watch me play?
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
spotted at my wawa in red ass florida 🥹
gas pump with stickers of trump pointing up to the price of gas saying “I DID THAT!”
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
also my first thought LOL
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my bedtime approaches and im turning off the lynx game. if the lynx win, im so sorry i watched the first half because i am the curse. goodnight LET’S GO LYNX
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my last post was actually just the first stage of grief
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Anna @annaknutson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m going to need Olivia to wake the fuck UP. You hear me?!
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do i dare to dream because im naturally optimistic and i think there’s plenty of game left 😈 lynx in 3
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the turnovers lynx please lock in
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
asher got a haircut today and my stylist recommended some hair care products to help with breakage so sharks i am asking you for $60 so i can get everything o_o dm me if interested in a trade…
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lynx game tonight starts at 8:30pm ET and my bedtime is 10pm, strictly enforced due to medications. i am a little devastated that im going to miss the end of a must win game. :(
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How the WNBA differs from the NBA and why you should watch the WNBA playoffs
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Matt @nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(trigger warning for Sophie Cunningham fans) Congrats to Cheryl Reeve, the 2026 WNBA Coach of the Year!
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(to the tune of ”my father, the inventor of toaster strudel…” [not really i just immediately thought of this when i started typing]) my boyfriend, the insurance agent, thinks you should find it very difficult and give him a call instead 🤗 hehehe
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
does CC realize she ~would~ be the hero if she actually played the PG position?? i don’t think that has occurred to her even in the vaguest of ways…
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if sending those fucking rapists to prison is “ruining their futures” maybe you should try and make prison a place for bad people to go & be rehabilitated, instead of the actual torture cage it currently is. but actually send their asses to PRISON
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