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ashleigh 🔪

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PROSECUTE ICE - GO WOLVES 💙💚 disabled milf 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪 est. ‘92 | she/her | florida crocheter, gamer, ball knower, audiobook enjoyer I Love My Cat $cxshleigh dm for snap 🌶️ twitch.tv/hellooasher

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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 10h
birthday fit
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When You Are Engulfed in Flames by David Sedaris
When You Are Engulfed in Flames by David Sedaris book cover featuring the head and shoulders of a skeleton with a lit cigarette in its mouth
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my 9 favorite albums in no particular order :)
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i refuse to stay silent any longer. i saw this film 3 weeks ago and i have not stopped thinking about it. it was good, okay!
Movie poster for Buddy
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
spotted at my wawa in red ass florida 🥹
gas pump with stickers of trump pointing up to the price of gas saying “I DID THAT!”
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is this no longer accurate? chat am i cooked??
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
piper kitty is such a patient model, enjoy the beans ✨
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
last picture i took before my car wouldn’t start at the wawa. like girl, i feed you and you die on me? so rude. anyway im sitting here waiting for someone to save me because the jump didn’t work. ama
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
im so jealous dude 😭
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
passed several of my all time favorite slogans tonight on my four hour drive: don’t drink and drive arrive alive
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this dialect quiz was so good. it knows… nobody hate me for this
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LOOK AT THIS GRANNY SQUARE I JUST MADE IT SO PRETTY
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“mama, zat is quite enough crochet. now pet me” idk why piper has a french accent for this post, just go with it.
tabby cat laying on her back on top of a navy colored crochet wip. cheeky little wink on her face, too
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
today’s mood brought to you by minnesota timberwolves’ number 3 jaden mcdaniels
picture of nba player jaden mcdaniels looking quite disgruntled with a lime green caption reading: “what’d you say fuck me for”
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ignore the strings, those will be tied in. but she’s done!!!
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
another fun crochet wip :)
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
not sure what to post so here’s my crochet wip (men’s sweater)
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hey denver nuggets fans i got 4 words for ya
woman sitting in a blue chair. focus of the photo is a monochrome pic of minnesota timberwolves’ forward jaden mcdaniels on a white t-shirt with black text that reads “THEY’RE ALL BAD DEFENDERS”
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
real hot girls love #OpTic
hot girl (me) wearing OpTic Texas (call of duty professional esports team) shirt
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i have so many questions
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
chat be honest am i cooked
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
blanket update from the best crocheter you know ✨💕🧶
green, blue, yellow, & white striped blanket laying on a couchclose up of blanket stitches, blue with green at the top and yellow at the bottommid range pic of aforementioned blanket to show the pattern :)
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
we got to season 4 of my game of thrones rewatch
(context: game of thrones rewatch)
text message screenshot reads:

A: rip prince Oberon
A: oberin?
A: Pedro pascal
A: he’s a great character
A: and also sexy

B: yeah he rocks 
B: his argument for bisexuality is pretty tough to crack

A: hahaha I can’t remember exactly whah he said

B: he’s like why would you only fuck half the people when there’s all those other people to fuck

A: hahahaha sooooooooooo true
A: that’s my ideology for sure
A: there’s just … too much ass to be straight
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i did finish one diamond painting and start another though hehe
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
do you guys like girls who are cracked at apex legends or no
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
lyrics from jewel’s “you were meant for me”: 

put on my pjs and hop into bed
im half alive but i feel mostly dead
i try and tell myself it’ll all be alright
i just shouldn’t think anymore tonight
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
one of my current crochet projects :)
plum colored yarn crocheted into the front panel of a faux cable knit sweater
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
hello. i have been sitting calmly in bed for over 10 minutes. 👋
apple watch heart rate app with a current bpm of 123 & 117 bpm as of 1 min ago
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ever wonder what a bipolar adhd person reads? wonder no longer! here are my current reads:
douglas adams’ sci-fi novel “life, the universe, and everything”dan brown’s thriller novel “inferno”michel foucault’s philosophy text “discipline & punish”
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
for the record my cat’s name is piper, not FormaL
tabby cat absolutely lounging it up on her mom’s crochet/yarn, belly up
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
LMAO just me being a video game nerd
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
jk nvm i know what im doing this holiday weekend 🤓
screenshot of the steam store with the icy tower cover art: a cool dude with a blue and yellow beanie in front of a castle tower with blue street-art-esque font reading icy tower
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
uhh guys is this bad
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
me when i kick this cancer’s ass but still have fourteen incurable disorders
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
do you guys like my new shoes
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
hello dilfs
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
proof of life & my new ride
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
what a sweet baby kitty!
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
reminding everyone that i made this meme of @fiveburger.bsky.social yelling at ice but replaced ice with rudy “hotdog hands” gobert & i just wanted to reiterate that i hope every ice agent and collaborator goes to federal prison for hate crimes
bluesky user functional moron in an altercation with a federally paid terrorist who has been photoshopped over with rudy gobert from the minnesota timberwolves
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
hello beautiful people in my phone
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
it’s so over for you bitches (they’re measuring my brainpower before lobotomizing me)
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
how this humidity’s got me (threateningly & while laughing abt it)
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
me rn in the orthopedic doc’s office
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
currently working on a sleeveless cardigan for myself :) this is a front panel. the back is complete so just 1.5 front panels, sewing, and done!
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
awwwww hello you’re sweet thank you ☺️ it’s not all bad!
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
3 years in between tv seasons that are 6 episodes long is too much
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
you can’t kill me in a way that matters
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
hello,, i am sick today
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ashleigh 🔪 @helloasher.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
she was finished yesterday :)
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