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sam knauss - broadcasting from my room and playing with my toys, hosting web services on only the finest of garbage. memory unsafe, committing undefined behaviors […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ its.ryjelsum.me/@hello, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 11h
birdvertisement
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
HOT TAKE: framework laptops are as repairable as any other business grade laptop (lenovo thinkpad, dell latitude, etc). they just market to LTT viewers instead of IT departments.
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
real software has never been tried
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Feral Art Bot @feralbot.botsinbox.net.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
e926.net/posts/3591863 Source 1: www.furaffinity.net/view/49162704 Source 2: www.furaffinity.net/user/torakuta (Reference ID: 1401)
Art of an accipitrid by torakuta. Sourced from e926.net
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
free computer
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
chirp chirp (wirelessly transmitting)
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
put my nest on your record player so you can rotate me
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
cashless bitch, lack of cents
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Steller… listen to me talk
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
funny animal machinations
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
put me on a turn table i want to have a ride
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
*tearing apart a computer with my beak*
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
i'm trapped inside the squashfs factory
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
i use computers like someone 10 years older than me i feel like
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
i've been searching for rockchip stuff on ebay consistently enough that now ebay has started recommending me listings for rocks
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
idea: hit it with a large cartoon squeaky hammer
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
theyre coming for my sodimms
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
chirping at the data center
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
i need to get more into intentionally breaking software hardcore because usually i'm just breaking software by going after things that i can see are technically possible but definitely not tested. its entertainment for me, i find it really funny whether it works or it doesnt
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
funny bird mimicry
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𝕿𝖞𝖗 | commissions open @corruptedfox.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
[2022] #mastoart #fediart #traditionalart #art #throwbackthursday #furryart #corruptedfox #bird #magie
A magpie looking inbetween her legs.
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
# LIVE IN THE PAST USE CHIPS THAT RUN LIKE ASS
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
gryphon-compatible
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
thank you 32ki for showing me vocaloid breakbeats are real
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
# i did it first and did it worse
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
# REAL DOCUMENTATION, BABY
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
gryphon facts
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Steller… listen to me talk
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
cute (evil edition)
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
rasterize me capn
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
i use the computer and the computer works because it is scared of me
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
hit the kittybird with the rolled up newspaper
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
i love saying some bull shit
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
i want to be lord of the garbage
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
i cannot be arrested i am only subject to bird law
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
# you think you're so great? captain of the basketball force?
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Tumblr post reading "it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was 'bro. is that it'", followed by a patriotic graphic of the World Trade Center twin towers in front of the American flag with a text at the bottom reading "Bro. Is That It."
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Kyle @kyle-pegasus.scalie.club.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
what if we kissed in the abandoned sun microsystems van
white ford e-series (?) van from the 1980s with a lift up ramp thing on the back and a prominent Sun Microsystems logo on the side, spotted abandoned and rusting in the car park of their former campus
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
# you think you're so great? captain of the basketball force?
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
"lawyer up, hit the gym, delete facebook" is still good general advice
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
i will create a warm nest inside of the networking rack
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9pY50NUhOY
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
# I'M TAKING PURPLE BACK FROM ALL THESE LLM FUCKER WEBSITES
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[object Object] @zzt.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
I think my XML might be self-aware and fuckable
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
i can drink battery acid. it won't harm me
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
catgirl is a species
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025
dudes rock
Tumblr post from every-lemon 
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."
Follow up tumblr post 
every-lemon
Sep 9
it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
evil computer program 2026 free download cracked
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gryphon.dtb @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
# tomorrow never dies it just gets a new hat
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