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bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

found the headphones that the worst person on the bus is using

a 3d render of a pair of 'open back bluetooth headphones' that are really just small speakers placed in proximity to the ears with an earpad, it's not even 'open back', a significant portion of the 'headphone' has no back at all

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026

making catgirl technologies

scan of a NFC tag with ':3' written to it

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026

windows notification from intel graphcs command center saying "You cheeky little sausage. You know what you did."

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026

youtube comments:
"So what is megpoid Gumi?"
"my wife"

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 28/05/2026

a screenshot of an aliexpress review:

Color: USB 2.0 Female
I bought both the male and female type a. My plan is to breed them together. I am going to be rich selling their offspring!

a stock photo of an exaggeratedly shocked white woman with dark-blonde hair and a pink spaghetti string tank top is attached

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 24/11/2025

reddit comment from lego-ModTeam:

Hi /r/lego,

We do not allow jokes in this community based on tragic events. Any time anyone mentions 9/11 or the Twin Towers, the comments fill with the same offensive jokes. The terrorist attack on September 11, 2001 is a painful memory for many people. It would be nice to allow tribute builds without having to slog through the assholery every time. So here’s what we will do. The comments here will be locked for 1 hour. During that time, feel free to delete any comments you have already made. After that time, any jokes based on tragic events will result in a ban from the community, without appeal. Then we'll unlock the comments and moderate as usual. Your second chance begins now.

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2025

roberthenryfischat.wordpress.com/20…

black text on a disgusting green background:

windows is just an operasting system

london flyboys don+t know that,they know the telphone exchange,they hook everything up to a computer

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2025

[re: incomprehensible garble] lmfao

reddit comments:

"Idepent stight from git with mutiple bance kibda nux if it used systemd sysupdate it bsichal indept but clsoe to mainline in all either its kde or it gonna be in a distrobox sypdat could probly add custom sourves but tely wana sacife that stabity?" (sic, yes, it's that bad)

next comment:
"Did someone swap your keyboard layout?"

next comment (first commenter): "Nope"

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2025

ocr gone wrong. i was half tempted to just do masto-fe ocr on this and post it as-is but that would be mean even if the joke is in the above post

text from an aliexpress 4g dongle
4G LTE USB Dongie WiFi (sic)

text from an aliexpress 4g dongle
4G LTE Wifi Modem
LTE Wingle
(various dubious regulatory symbols)
Made in China

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2025

reddit comment thread

Egzo18: My favourite rat is taeromsys

piratedgameslover: is this a joke im missing out on or is that an actual rat? share the link or github user of the publisher

Egzo18: It's an actual rat

piratedgameslover: can you please pm me the link or post it here

Egzo18: taeromsys repo (which is a link to the wikipedia article for the rat species taeromsys

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2025

the realest post on phoronix

post on phoronix forums: "Michael should honestly just shut this forum down. Literally every thread gets derailed into complete nonsense by the most insane trolls the world has ever seen"

it has 6 thumbs up

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2025

Ethical Considerations
Is Buying Clones Morally Reprehensible?

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2025

a picture of approximately the top half of a traditional mechanical clock, but with 12 o'clock replaced with 'NAUGHTY BOY TIME', both hands are pointing to it

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 25/02/2025

top tier aliexpress review

screenshot of aliexpress review for an 'ac600 bt wifi', 5 stars, text: "yo this doesn't make any of my teeth blue but it is wireless so I guess as far as braces go I can adapt"

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 31/01/2025

the panel from the sweet bro and hella jeff 'stairs' comic that says "IT KEEPS HAPPENING"

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 30/01/2025

gif of someone slicing all the way through a gallon of chocolate milk with a knife, captioned "it's uncanny how easy it is"

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 24/01/2025

chat is this real

youtube comment by 'mauritz1774':

4:14 cool spoon. In germany only flat Woodn spoons or Papers Spoons are allowed. Paperspoons are yousable for 4 dips before breaking.
And woodn spoons are flat 2d planks without groove. Impossible to eat liquit soup. [sic]

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2025

"To adjust volume, move closer or farther away from the speaker as desired."

there is a little pictographic depiction above this text - speaker, 'sound wave' icon, and a dual-headed pointing arrow going between that and an ear

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2025

[eye contact]

two guys in a bog or marsh at night (with some background lighting) up to their heads, with instagram(?) livestream UI stuff on the picture, saying 'tap to watch LIVE' 'LIVE now'

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2024

asus has fucking cooked themselves mentally from the insides out

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 27/12/2024

you fucking liars

screenshot of me downloading the "repost to spread 6.1kb of christmas joy" pic showing it to be 19.5kb

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 24/12/2024

box 2.0: chromebook motherboard. heatsink from an old athlon motherboard. it only mildly thermal throttles when loaded down. currently leaving it connected to wifi with no antenna since its sitting next to the router so we will see how it goes

a mysterious brown box with a torn off label

a chromebook motherboard taped with a sata ssd hanging off a usb-c otg hub, inside of the box.

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 08/12/2024

picture of someone's barren refrigerator with a can of mayo, a can of what looks like salsa, a single apple sitting on a shelf, something in a ziploc in the crisper drawer, captioned "Does anyone have any methods at all"

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 08/12/2024

tumblr post by paperclip06

We need eunuchs now more than ever

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2024

oh ok

a picture of an infrared tachometer/encoder type module, labeled with a pinout of vcc/gnd/data, but there is also a fourth pin marked as 'a0' that says "this module does not work"

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2024

usb-c speaker

a speaker connected to a shitty aliexpress amplifier board which is connected to a $1 usb-c audio dongle with the audio jack cut off plugged into a usb-c breakout board which has wires jumpering the power from the usb-c breakout board to the amplifier board (yes this is as much of a mess as it sounds)

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 24/11/2024

it doesn't even matter how that sentence finishes actually. fuck it, just put a microcontroller in there

a youtube video thumbnail about putting a rp2040 modchip in your xbox; the title says "Why You Need To Put A Raspberry Pi Pico Inside Your..."

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 10/11/2024

tumblr post by izzetheking (all misspellings are part of the post):

great AUKS are gone! we ATE them all! We Are SO SUPID!

why did we eat them all? why did we eat all the rare bird's

can we clone them? can we clone them? cwn we clone them? can we cline them? can we clone them? can we clone them? can we clone them? can

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 08/11/2024

all time best miku design interpretation

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 07/11/2024

image with a 'power station' and a cat on top of a seesaw, with the cat weighing down the seesaw over the power station, captioned with: "LIGHTWEIGHT AT ONLY 7.7 LBS / Even lighter than the average domestic cat! with a compact design, RIVER 2 is prepared to power all your outdoorsy escapades.

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 06/11/2024

ebay has so many layers stacked on top of itself it's fucking funny you can find like 3 or 4 different variations of their favicon just by using the website normally

4 ebay tabs open with 3 different variants of their favicon, a shopping bag with red-blue-yellow-green vertical stripe coloring one looks to be a shrunken version of the others but a third has black bars on top and bottom

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 06/11/2024

as in

a raccoon with an evil looking grin 'standing' and lacing its front paws together like a person, captioned at the bottom with "CORN PRICES" in impact font

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2024

state of the web

ebay's 'watch listing' button, saying 'watching' indicating i've watched it, with a fomo-generator below it saying "hurry before it's gone. 1 person is watching this item"

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2024

anime-pictures.net/posts/13914?by_t…

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2024

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2024

[twitter] the hustle

a picture of a hidden reply, with the post's OP below saying "Give me robux to be unhidden"

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2024

my probably not baseless conspiracy is that this is an intentional ploy by google to manipulate search results because like,

a screenshot of a google search for 'install linux on chromebook', with the top result being google documentation about their official chromeos linux virtual environment thing

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2024

i have no idea who this artist is but this is a hell of an album cover

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2024

oh we are so in there

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2024

this guy has access to a shit ton of rare/expensive/obscure chemicals and he just makes chemistry videos that are just mixing random shit together that has an energetic reaction but sometimes he still posts a video where i'm just like "holy shit bro"

Youtube video thumbnail
video title: I soaked BURNING MAGNESIUM into solution of OZONE in TetraChloroMethane
thumbnail has dark blue text saying "ozone solution" and displays a small beaker of a deep blue solution

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2024

yea but why though

youtube end-card icon for "Super Mario Galaxy: Every Single Black Hole"

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2024

win9x message box:

title: Win32.Eva by Benny, (c) 1999

Hello stupid user, i'm so sorry but i have to interrupt your work, Cause i hate this shitty program. Click OK to continue

Greets to: Super/29A, Darkman/29A, Jack Qwerty/29a, Billy Belcebu/DDT, and many other 29Aers..

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2024

[drugs (weed)]

Sorry if I harsh your buzz, but:

Marijuana is a **placebo**.
There is **no such thing** as being high.
THC has **no effect** on the human body.

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2024

this is me

a magic the gathering card:
True Believer

illustration, a man with long hair and ragged clothes sitting crosslegged, levitating above the ground slightly, with a white pyramid of light around him

Creature — Human Cleric

You have shroud. (You can’t be the target of spells or abilities.)

So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2024

you have my attention sir

youtube thumbnail showing some audio devices with the caption/title "bird records?"

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2024

people trying to make a mouse based on qmk like

dril tweet: "ive thought about it and ive decided that the computer mouse is like a tiny keyboard that moves around"

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2024

# panopticon

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2024

i mean hey this isn't all that bad compared to a micro sd card or something, don't think it would really be all that big of an issue to run this instance and my website off of it, at least read rate and access time is rock stable

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2024

tweet from felicita
"lithe as fcuk" [sic]

bootleg gryphon @hello.its.ryjelsum.me.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2024

i think you can imagine why i like this image

the full cover art to 'the getaway' by red hot chili peppers, featuring a girl walking through a run-down city neighborhood with a lot of graffiti, surrounded by a bear, a crow, a fox and a raccoon walking alongside her