Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 14hI know I'm going to sound like an idiot baby but I've always really fucking hated that every recipe says something like "medium-high" and every single stove just has numbers. If you look up how to translate this it'll tell you "oh well actually it's this temperature range" like I know that either!? 250
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 15hSomething I know deep in my bones about this account is for every "what were they thinking" there's at least one person who is like "I miss this so much I would pay good money for someone to recreate it" 060
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sidewalks? What are those? (Pictured is in Lexington KY next to an extremely busy road - the green sign is what's indicating it's a bus stop) 110
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah, I don't usually put mine in the fridge but realized that as brutal as this past summer was a chilly orange would have been a nice treat 010
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A lot of stuff doesn't last anymore, and I have no sense of the passage of time, so it's really funny when I'm like "damn, is this fucking thing broken already" and then realize I've been using it daily for over eight years. 050
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Low battery sound videos get me every time. This one made me laugh so hard the first time I saw it I nearly threw up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHx4...youtube.comCreepy Louis Armstrong Singing Doll - Low BatteryYouTube video by Becky Robinson 010
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Job searching was humiliating enough already before every single fucking company decided you had to create an account and log in to their portal on top of it. Of course it IS useful if that company ever has another job open that I want to apply to, which has happened exactly zero times. 030
Reposted by HelenaPalaeo @palaeosinensis.com · 01/10/2026I took a second crack at an old piece and it came out much better the second time around. Designed as a 4 part screenprint if I should ever have those opportunities again. #art #tigers 619040
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm a fool who never thought to check that this was a thing and blessedly it is 020
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think mini-golf is better than regular golf by every conceivable metric. I've seen regular golf on TV and it's gotta be the most boring thing that's regularly committed to film. I would, however, watch the shit out of competitive mini-golf. 140
Reposted by HelenaRowdyMushMutt @rowdymushmutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s a shame I don’t draw horses more because there are few things that make me happier 🐴 First one was a mushlord reward for a supporter and the other two are artfight attacks! 524958
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Holy shit I think these stupid motherfuckers made it part of the Google app itself because it's still responding even after I "uninstalled" it. 020
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just uninstalled the assistant on my phone rather than be forced to use Gemini. Being able to set timers hands-free, the thing I use it for literally 99% of the time, is not worth letting that garbage infest my devices. 130
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sure Theranos is interesting but where's the Juicero movie 061
Reposted by HelenaTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026vibes 293239937
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why does the hand look like it's attached to a dead body though 160
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 24/09/2026CHIP! YOUR! PETS! It's the second most important thing after vaccinations and spay/neuter which are tied for first. There is literally no excuse, if you can afford to feed them you can afford to chip them! 021
Reposted by HelenaPip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻 106197756622
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Leave it out there and there's always that one in a million chance it's a cold hardy mutant, right? 100
Reposted by Helena"commission me" -heron @thxnywy.art · 22/09/2026the choice of a new generation #art 27323
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Anyway, each time they've come away convinced everything's normal and fine, but I still have to pay over $1K out of pocket on the extra ones each time just to be 100% sure. Totally normal and cool system! 030
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Another fun fact: sometimes the patient portal will give you your results before your regular doctor can get in touch with you so you get a result that says there's tons of masses in there! Then you gotta look up on your own what kind they are to see how worried to be! 120
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's almost time for another bonus mammogram, which is stupid expensive because health insurance only wants to cover the yearly ones. Add "it's actually normal for your boobs to be chock full of benign crap that will show up on a mammogram" to the list of things they don't tell you growing up. 120
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Every gharial looks like one of those bits where someone takes a child's drawing and makes it look like a real animal 030
Reposted by HelenaThe MAJC Man @themajcman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Damn this mf out here putting the glute in gluten 301025164
Reposted by Helenaspam, a javelin that hums with power @spammm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026shelved by genre borges bonus episode 016738
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Losing my shit laughing because I just found out that THAT opera song is called "Vesti la giubba" and it's about a clown getting cheated on by his wife 280
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh shit, I thought everyone was super hype for Halloween this year because they needed something joyful to cling to, which I still believe is at least partially true, but I didn't realize it lands on a Saturday this year as well, so, buckle up I guess. 000
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I think we need another prison island for the kind of flaky person that knows you're depending on them to do something and still can't be bothered. I'm not even currently employed and still find myself at the whims of people with an urgency deficiency!! 001
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think when the DSM-6 comes out, whatever is wrong with people in cities/towns who let their dogs roam freely should be in it. It's bad enough with cats but every time I see someone's too-skittish-to-catch dog zip across a street here my heart stops for a second. 040
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 15/09/2026To his credit those are two very cat flavors, if I had a bacon cheeseburger tank I'm sure my dogs would fall in. 110
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Pronouncing the X in quixotic has always been beyond stupid. We know the word is because of the guy and the guy's name is extremely not pronounced that way!! 130
Reposted by HelenaMBARI @mbarinews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Not your average worm 🔥 Gossamer worms call the expansive waters of the ocean’s twilight zone home. Living up in the water column, thousands of feet above the seafloor, has made Tomopteris effective swimmers. They swish their bodies side to side while rowing paddle-like parapodia. 118047
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Smash Mouth's "Walkin' on the Sun" came on the radio and in it there's the lament about movements "25 years ago" which in 1997 would've been 1972 although I think he MEANT the 60's hippie era. At any rate there's now a bigger gap between Woodstock and that song than that song and today. 030
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When IMDb doesn't show any upcoming roles for Jared Leto after Masters of the Universestatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson PrierAlt: Homer Simpson making prayer hands and saying "please, please, please." 020
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If I had a nickel for every time a famous Jared turned out to be a sex offender, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. 120
Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Why do all these pro-AI people treat drawing and painting like the only art out there? Cut up some magazines or go outside and prune some plants from your yard and glue them to something! Look at Matisse's iconic decoupage works! La Gerbe is one of my favorite pieces of art, it's on my wall! 030
