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Hellaholla 🇺🇦

@hellaholla.bsky.social
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Tw——r, 2009-2020. American, mellotron sorcerer. Don’t blame me, I voted for the cop lady.

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 7h
“Scritti Politti.”
The actor from the Liberty Mutual “audition” commercial namedrops a UK act from the 80s
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 8h
Didn’t say it had to be a GOOD tv show
SUPERTRAIN!!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Putin’s reward for bombing hospitals, schools, apartment buildings, public parks and museums and killing children is to get invited to the G20 Summit by Marco Rubio.
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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social Alumni Report 👍🏼
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bo Bichette up at bat and the Mets fans in attendance are chanting “OPT OUT”
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social Not saying Bo Bichette had a rough season, but I’ve never heard a chant of “OPT OUT” before. #LGM
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Jaymes @jaymesl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Phillies lose again and the Diamondbacks are almost immediately ahead 2-0 in San Diego 👀👀
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social The Ph*ll*es still have a chance to make this season totally worthwhile. 🚽
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social You think the Mets found that diamond Javy Baez lost at home plate and sold it for operating money?
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I firmly believe rap died when the records stopped being made by people who once sold drugs and started being made by people who currently do them.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social OK, Xzavion Curry may not have been great, but he wasn’t this-
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MSG enthusiast @artificalmcb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You don’t realize how important it is to have a life partner whose hugs are like being enveloped into another dimension of time space until you experience it, then you wonder how you ever lived without it before.
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Compassion In An Unruly World @sierrarey10.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The American Gestapo are subhuman filth; untrained, unqualified brute squads comprised of domestic abusers, racists, and murderers.
Their very existence is an affront to our constitution, as is the sadistic regime that has subverted the concept of homeland security into a repulsive ethnic cleansing campaign. 
Every last soulless husk who has played a role in this irredeemable debacle must be hunted down, named, shamed, tried, convicted and sentenced for their crimes against this nation and humanity at large. 
Every last soulless husk who has played a role in this irredeemable debacle must be abjured by society for the rest of their miserable existence.
Their spouses should leave them. 
Their offspring should revile them. 	
Their landlords should evict them. 
Their neighbors should shun them. 
Every last one of them should understand just how vile and how hated they are to their very last breath.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎼 “Jaxson Dart is in the tent tent tent tent/ He wonders where his O-line went went went went/ His helmet has a massive dent dent dent dent/ Jaxson Dart, stay in the tent!” ⛺️ 🏈
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everything the pro-Trump billionaire Ellison family will now own: Paramount+ CBS CNN Showtime HBO Warner Bros TNT TBS MTV DC Studios Nickelodeon Comedy Central And more... With this comes the power to decide which stories get told, but more importantly, which stories DON'T get told. Shameful.
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Dr. Jen @notthatkindadr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
'The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters'
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 20/09/2026
They put it on the apple.
A Howie Rose emblem is on the home run apple.
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Love The Mets @lovethemetsbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@HowieRose tweeted @Ian_OConnor you brought my wife to tears with this one. Usually I’m the one who does that, only for many different reasons. 😉 Just a beautiful piece. On behalf of my parents, thank you so much. 💬 @Ian_OConnor Howie Rose says goodbye from the Mets on Sunday. He never had to
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@HowieRose tweeted @Ian_OConnor you brought my wife to tears with this one. Usually I’m the one who does that, only for many different reasons. 😉 Just a beautiful piece. On behalf of my parents, thank you so much. 💬 @Ian_OConnor Howie Rose says goodbye from the Mets on Sunday. He never had to
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Da New Yawk Jets have found theh franchoise quawtuhback, ugh kay”
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social Stephane Matteau is in the booth with Howie. Sunday will be classic.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rutgers may be bad but they’re not this:
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social Uncle Steve is in the radio booth. Any questions for him?
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social Hope you’re enjoying these new Bigelow Tea radio spots with Howie and Keith R. Fun and a little poignant. 🫖
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LisaFromEarth @lisafromearth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Solution.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@wfmu.bsky.social
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Nephraz @nephraz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch Kash Patel: Did someone say dog? JD Vance: Couch? Trump: Minor?
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sounds exciting
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When Taylor Swift met Ed Sheeran she was disturbed by how obsessed with his charts and streams he was. If Taylor Swift thinks you're too obsessed with charts and sales then you're an addict. Accounts of Sheeran watching his streams go up, sweating like a gambler. That's how you end up like this
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Felix “Red River” Unger and the Saddle-sores decline to open for Ed Sheeran
Felix “Red River” Unger and the Saddle-sores perform Western favorites on an episode of “The Odd Couple”
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Peter Frampton Geraci @personalbeavis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today is the day I go from irrationally disliking Ed Sheeran to rationally disliking Ed Sheeran.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social “HE DID IT! HE DID IT!”
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This post just gave me gas
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The duality of Bluesky 🎃🧋
Back-to-back skeets:

Conner says “The Rachel Dratch Dunkin commercial is an early contender for worst of the season”

Carrie posts “The Rachel Dratch pumpkin spice commercial is HILARIOUS”
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social They’ve caught the R*ds!
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Peace and Love
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
PLOT TWIST
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My man looks like a Teddy Ruxpin doll programmed by the Heritage Foundation
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JD Vance Called Out Over Hypocritical Racist Dogwhistle
The vice president’s remarks about America becoming “dirtier” sparked fierce backlash.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just sittin’ back and enjoying my fish loaf
Delicious fish loaf, the image doesn’t do it justice
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social For the first time since APRIL 25TH, the New York Metropolitan Baseball Club is not in last place.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Very HUGE firemen, incredible manly good-looking muscular firemen, with tears in their eyes, big manly tears, they scooped me up very tenderly, so tenderly, like a baby oyster, they tenderly scooped me up and said ‘Don’t worry, Mr. President, we’ll save you,’ which I think was very tremendous.” 🇺🇸
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social The Nats hear footsteps
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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the goose chasing a man meme where the goose says “what else did he say” and then “WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY” as the man runs away
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So I mistyped the title of the new Kacey Musgraves hit and got “Mexico Hiney”. I like it. #hotpinkshorts
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@wfuv.bsky.social I like that you guys are spinning “Mexico Honey”, but bleeping out the word “ass” in the chorus is just silly. Either keep the ass in or go back to playing “Dry Spell”. #Yep
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social Keith Raad: Gosh, the Mets haven’t been able to figure out Freddy Peralta tonight Me: I know, the Mets haven’t been able to figure him out ALL SEASON
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social The Real Odyssey continues
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johneputnam.bsky.social @johneputnam.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
UPDATE: Everyone is safe except that man’s ego. Also, he’s an @athletics.com employee. @mlb.com what are you doing working with known human traffickers @signatureaviation.bsky.social ?
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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