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Hellaholla 🇺🇦

@hellaholla.bsky.social
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Tw——r, 2009-2020. American, mellotron sorcerer. Don’t blame me, I voted for the cop lady.

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1h
“Gannett” technically no longer exists. Like Blackwater, their brand became so toxic they changed the name. (In this case, to “USA Today Corp”)
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 10h
pack
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 10h
Matthew Good Band. Sam Roberts Band. Steel cage match. Loser moves base to LA.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 11h
The perfect exit line does not exi-
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mike hershberger pack
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s bloody appalling how people DYING OF CANCER make it all about themselves, infuriating really
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“DUN-don”
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Mariska Hargitay Yazbitmesiin
Alt: Mariska Hargitay
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(A woman in the room laughs)
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday pack
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d like to see here the clip of Craig leading the distillery tour and his thoughts on American whiskey
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s fulla mulch just how I like it
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sensibly dresed for autumn I like her
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Supports Healthy Air…and CLEAN WATER” 🤬🤬🤬🇺🇸”
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Duster Pop. Trenchcoats are too edgy.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like he tunes air guitars
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like Fred’s grandson, Conner Flintstone
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like the planned story arc involving Frasier’s nephew got shelved after that one episode
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man looks like he files the James Brown records under “N”
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
President Stupid has made it possible to say werds like “retort” again! Thank You Mistur Persident!! 🇺🇸
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just bons, burnt to cinders because “that’s what WARRIORS ate at Okinawa, and they asked for more!” 🇺🇸
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How do we explain the stance of those standing behind him
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ben Shapiro walks in: “I want to buy one music, please!”
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Hot Stampers guy has had a decade-long headstart.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“All the mirrors were defective, we got rid of all the mirrors, every time I looked in a mirror I saw something ugly, so we got rid of the mirrors which were all very terrible.” 🇺🇸
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Scritti Politti.”
The actor from the Liberty Mutual “audition” commercial namedrops a UK act from the 80s
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Didn’t say it had to be a GOOD tv show
SUPERTRAIN!!
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
while freebasing
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Odd Couple's Synchronized Table Dance
Alt: Odd Couple's Synchronized Table Dance
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess this means Michael Tracey is also newsworthy, and thus is entitled to the treatment he wants for her, oui?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Putin’s reward for bombing hospitals, schools, apartment buildings, public parks and museums and killing children is to get invited to the G20 Summit by Marco Rubio.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I’m calling for another pitcher- of SANGRIA.”
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kelly green pack
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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*toast* Here’s ants in yer mouth 🥤
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think we can all agree that, by the stated criteria, the supreme achievement in country music is “My Girl Bill” by Jim Stafford.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh my GOD where have you been!
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Isn’t he the guy dating Ella Langley?
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With that Stella Lefty business running in lockstep yet
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Yep, the Mets once had a season just like this and thought “We need to do this again next year”.)
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tied with the 2012 and 2013 squads for the 38th-best record in franchise history
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*very. long. pause.*
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Tony Soprano: I Got Nothing to Say (Mazentroll)
Alt: Tony Soprano: I Got Nothing to Say
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1. President Trump tells me anyone in the country illegally / remains on the table for arrest and deportation OR 2. President Trump tells me anyone in the country / illegally remains on the table for arrest and deportation
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“PETE-a-LON-so 👏👏👏👏👏”
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I spent a few minutes yesterday assembling my imagined Mets roster for Opening Day 2027. Even I don’t like it.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That would get a chuckle from Howie.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I disagree, for me the “Josh & Howie Show” was appointment radio, hilarious and engaging, and much missed while I listen to the dueling Jimmy Olsen’s we have now.
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social Alumni Report 👍🏼
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
aaand a BASE HIT that’ll learn em!
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bo Bichette up at bat and the Mets fans in attendance are chanting “OPT OUT”
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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@daaffi515.bsky.social Not saying Bo Bichette had a rough season, but I’ve never heard a chant of “OPT OUT” before. #LGM
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