evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 18hdespite not really knowing spanish, i spent most of my childhood thinking 'salchichas' was the english name and that 'sausages' were a similar food but something else entirely and the food my parents meant by 'salchichón'? 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026hope the world has been kind to you, little frog, you deserve more than you could possibly know. havent seen you for some time but i will always cherish the moments where our paths crossed 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026its so hard not to feel like a disgusting pervert anytime i find myself looking at someones boobs. spent most of high school/college thinking i was asexual when i was just insanely repressed and closeted 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026god im so fucking tired, been consistently getting <5 hours of sleep for like the past week, but i lay in bed and cannot fall asleep until like 2-3am at and wake up early because my cat is right in my face staring at me 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026things are for sure really bad in this country in a way that makes me wanna die, but will things get much worse?? possibly!!! am i yapping a lot in an attempt to keep it from destroying me mentally?? yes!!! i refuse to fall into despair and i Will lock in to the things within my control!!!!! 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026"so whats wrong with you? you got aspergers? autistic?" its called being a fucking delight, but its not like You would know anything about that 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026p sure with just about any train of thought (including this one) i have here, someone could respond "this is discussed extensively in [book] by [author] and i should really get in the habit of searching for those books myself instead of trusting myself to stumble on the same conclusions naturally 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 15/10/2026really really dislike the way i push myself to lose weight and feel way too happy about not being overweight? like its not that big of a deal and i feel like it could negatively impact how i perceive and treat other people or possibly turn into an ed if i let it go unchecked for too long? 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 15/10/2026bluesky is kinda like tumblr in the sense that im making a lot of text posts that are of zero interest to anyone but myself 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026just in case: i was only thinking about this because i was thinking about the delusion monster from the show 'legion' im not just randomly considering chopping off my hands 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026sometimes you write a really long thread about chopping your own hands off and how you would go about it but then you think "im putting way too much thought into this" and you just gotta trash the whole tging 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026years ago, a friend recommended "mart mary oliver" over text and only very recently have i realized "mart" was just a typo for mary because she was typing too fast and not some obscure formal title thats short for like 'martingale' or some shit??? 110 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026reaching out after only like a year: hey this is [first name], idk if you remember me but we went to college together and then were friends for years after. i know, its a generic name but i went by [dif generic name] back then? its chill if you dont remember me though! hope youre in good spirits 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026scaring the homies off with my weird intensity 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 13/10/2026talk therapy really sucks ass when you really put earnest effort in, thank god im so good at forcing myself not to cry about anything, my nose gets so fucking stuffy and runny when i cry its gross 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 13/10/2026me: hey sorry this is so random but do i know you from somewhere?? you look so familiar! the furtive pygmy: we literally dated for 3 years but whatever.... 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026to defend myself from myself for a bit: its only when i wash my hair that showering is exhausting, im not like, out of breath from just lathering soap over me!! 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026primetime was so good, i hope they keep paying robert pattinson to play fucked up weirdos forever 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026keeping hinge on my phone like a suicidal person keeping a gun in their desk drawer 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if i became a dictator, i would put a height limit on all burgers to half the height of an average sized mouth, the tyranny of monster burgers would end overnight 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i need to figure out how i can be a more interesting person, im not hot enough to as dull as i am🥲 maybe i should learn more facts about ant death? 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026saw a guy on twitter say innocent people dying is worth it to keep the death penalty and then turned around a few hours later to kvetch about false rape accusations. bad faith or willful stupidity, YOU decide 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026slay the spire 2 really be kicking my ass, not a game that benefits from me bein on edibles :( 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026used to hate myself for all the stress weight i gained but there are some very noteworthy positives to gaining and subsequently losing a bunch of weight and that is all i will say on the matter 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026pickle ball??? bro thats called a penis and a singular testicle, god 1984 was so right about newspeak 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026just saw a commercial that said "sometimes you're dehydrated and water just isn't enough" like bitch are you even listening to yourself???? if im dehydrated, im drinkin water, and not with your dumbass sweetener 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026real hand washers know when you dont wash your hands for too long, you get ✨the feeling✨ 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026got a very last minute job interview tomorrow, i wanna throw up lol 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ever since i saw this candace owens tweet yesterday, i cant stop imagining a vagina that just pops out like a xenomorphs pharyngeal jaw 040 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me posting on this site feels quite a bit like when my cat goes poop and then starts yowling in the hall to let me know. all beautiful women 'poop yowl' in one way or another. how do YOU poop yowl? 001 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026been trying to establish healthier habits this year and while im excited that i lost 40lbs so far, i was so winded solely from taking a shower that i had to lay down in the tub for like a half hour so i should probably start doin more "hot girl walks" unfortunately 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026look at this bird (gallinule?) and her babies i saw the other day, the others are kinda obscured by plants but that visible one is so fluffy it makes me want to cry tears of joy (also saw like a 10ft gator crossing the trail like 50ft behind me) 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026any post of mine that seems to be directed at a specific person, can be safely assumed to be directed at mr. bean, who often made me uncomfortable while watching the trailers for his movies at the beginnings of vhs tapes but he slowly won me over with his charm and whimsy 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026sometimes when you go all day without food and your stomach hurts and you feel really lightheaded and tired after a shower and there's really no way of knowing what caused tgis 001 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026if you see any of my yearnest posting, i apologize, i have too much love in my heart, also im mentally ill, also im gay, also i was born through a c-section 000 0
Reposted by evil woman (not an arsonist)dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/09/2026im inclined to agree with the techlords that AI is dangerous. again, not because it's alive but because they're insisting on putting it in positions where it can hurt people, leaving aside the promised jobpocalypse they're promising us. chimp with gun 151026135 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the other day a cna at my abuelas nursing home said i look like someone who eats candy with a fork and knife???completely untrue!! but unfortunately very funny...... 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026if i turned into a moth, i would spend whatever is left of my brief moth life fluttering towards the brightest light of my life 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026with halloween approaching, be sure to take note of how few men dress up as a slutty lil clown. misogyny at its finest! 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026recently, anytime i do something impulsive, i'll quietly tell myself "stop drinking idiot juice" and idk what idiot juice is but im inhaling that shit in gallons 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 21/06/2026theres this scene in 'return of the king' where the orcs/nazgul are sieging gondor and both sides are chuckin big rocks at each other and for a brief moment they show an orc with the most stunningly beautiful green eyes, just wanted to alert people to this, spreading the good word and such 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 11/06/2026ok i forgot how fun it was to write shitty fanfics, like "oh this character's a witch? well now they're also gay and a PI", you can really just make every character gay, it's free and also morally correct 010 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 31/12/2025my old middle school is shutting down and selling to some charter school because of “low enrollment”. they’ve always had a majority of esol students and parents are afraid to send their kids because people keep getting taken by ICE nearby 010 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 30/12/2025in the video game “warframe” you’re only allowed to kiss your partner once per month, but if they’re french you can kiss them once per week 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 24/12/2025sobbing gently thinking about the breathalyzer in carols car and the motion sensor in her liquor cabinet meanwhile zosia would do literally anything to help carol self destruct😭 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 13/12/2025me when googles ai tries to answer my questions 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 12/12/2025you really think you shrunk me down and put me in your pocket? you poor fool. i made everything except me huge and jumped into your pocket of my own volition 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 06/12/2025at my nieces pre-k dance recital, no sense of rhythm and unable follow the most basic of choreography. if children are the future, this is a dark omen for days to come!! 000 0
