evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 20hi should stop being lazy and learn spanish already🙃 need to find someone i can practice with (besides my parents and old people with alzheimer's lol) 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 20hmy parents are all like "we tried making you learn spanish but you were too stubborn!" so you let a 5yo walk all over you??? not to mention how much theyd yell at me for not understanding something they said and made me feel like shit for that!! i have no excuses for not knowing now as an adult ofc 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 20hthis was one of the only experiences i had growing that made me feel connected to puerto rican culture (that and constantly having people think i was mexican???) def regret letting myself get so homogenized with american culture 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 20halso kinda crazy how long i thought 'tilapia' was a spanish word because i had never heard someone say it while speaking english 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 20hsimilarly, my friends would always get confused when i would talk about 'papas majadas' because i didnt know the english name at all "its white and looks like baby food but its something else idk what and people eat it with salchichas a lot?" "[name] what the hell are you talking about???" 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 20hdespite not really knowing spanish, i spent most of my childhood thinking 'salchichas' was the english name and that 'sausages' were a similar food but something else entirely and the food my parents meant by 'salchichón'? 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026hope the world has been kind to you, little frog, you deserve more than you could possibly know. havent seen you for some time but i will always cherish the moments where our paths crossed 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026in retrospect, all those "friendship crushes" i had on women in my life make a little more sense? insecurity prevents me from appreciating my own very much but women are such a miracle unto this gay earth (the non evil ones at least) 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026its so hard not to feel like a disgusting pervert anytime i find myself looking at someones boobs. spent most of high school/college thinking i was asexual when i was just insanely repressed and closeted 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026god im so fucking tired, been consistently getting <5 hours of sleep for like the past week, but i lay in bed and cannot fall asleep until like 2-3am at and wake up early because my cat is right in my face staring at me 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026things are for sure really bad in this country in a way that makes me wanna die, but will things get much worse?? possibly!!! am i yapping a lot in an attempt to keep it from destroying me mentally?? yes!!! i refuse to fall into despair and i Will lock in to the things within my control!!!!! 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026"so whats wrong with you? you got aspergers? autistic?" its called being a fucking delight, but its not like You would know anything about that 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026very hard to overstate the breadth of human knowledge but i guess there is value in wrestling with the ideas yourself for a while before doing this and it makes it easier to appreciate new perspectives on it? its just very frustrating seeing people (inc. myself) refuse to consider other perspectives 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026i think in general "shut the fuck up and listen to someone smarter than you about this" is very good advice for many many people, especially me lol 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/10/2026p sure with just about any train of thought (including this one) i have here, someone could respond "this is discussed extensively in [book] by [author] and i should really get in the habit of searching for those books myself instead of trusting myself to stumble on the same conclusions naturally 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 15/10/2026having a lil tummy pouch and largeish biceps isnt gonna fuckin kill me. if i ever want abs or something, i really just gotta stop being lazy and go to the gym more lol 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 15/10/2026like i Do feel more confident in my appearance which is really nice, but i can be such an asshole sometimes esp. after spending a significant time period wallowing in self pity. i really should put a hard stop on my weight loss once i hit my goal weight because i Am 'technically' 'starving myself' 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 15/10/2026really really dislike the way i push myself to lose weight and feel way too happy about not being overweight? like its not that big of a deal and i feel like it could negatively impact how i perceive and treat other people or possibly turn into an ed if i let it go unchecked for too long? 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 15/10/2026like as long as i dont post anything that could very easily be tied to my identity, i dont really give a shit if a stranger i dont care about sees this, although there are some posts i should maybe delete bc now im kinda paranoid im just being willfully ignorant towards a certain possibility.... 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 15/10/2026im not like, a Total narcissist who loves to hear themselves speak, i also just think its kinda cathartic, like im microdosing on public speaking, which normally makes me really fucking nervous 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 15/10/2026bluesky is kinda like tumblr in the sense that im making a lot of text posts that are of zero interest to anyone but myself 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026just in case: i was only thinking about this because i was thinking about the delusion monster from the show 'legion' im not just randomly considering chopping off my hands 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026sometimes you write a really long thread about chopping your own hands off and how you would go about it but then you think "im putting way too much thought into this" and you just gotta trash the whole tging 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026ive been calling her that for years!!!!!!! my life is a cruel and sick joke 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026years ago, a friend recommended "mart mary oliver" over text and only very recently have i realized "mart" was just a typo for mary because she was typing too fast and not some obscure formal title thats short for like 'martingale' or some shit??? 110 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026so sorry i torched your apartment to the ground, i really had no clue it was yours, big oopsie on my part and i acknowledge my fault in that!! as you can probably tell ive matured a lot since then and am now acknowledging that i have indeed harmed you with my actions (unless youre ok with it👀?) 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026reaching out after only like a year: hey this is [first name], idk if you remember me but we went to college together and then were friends for years after. i know, its a generic name but i went by [dif generic name] back then? its chill if you dont remember me though! hope youre in good spirits 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026scaring the homies off with my weird intensity 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 13/10/2026talk therapy really sucks ass when you really put earnest effort in, thank god im so good at forcing myself not to cry about anything, my nose gets so fucking stuffy and runny when i cry its gross 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 13/10/2026me: hey sorry this is so random but do i know you from somewhere?? you look so familiar! the furtive pygmy: we literally dated for 3 years but whatever.... 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026to defend myself from myself for a bit: its only when i wash my hair that showering is exhausting, im not like, out of breath from just lathering soap over me!! 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026its joining the pantheon of films which feature an indie singer in a fuck ass wig 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026primetime was so good, i hope they keep paying robert pattinson to play fucked up weirdos forever 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026saw a play in high school once and at one point one of the characters removes a gun, places it on the desk, and stares at it forlornly and a bunch of people in the audience gasped and i think about this every time i see the hinge login screen 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026keeping hinge on my phone like a suicidal person keeping a gun in their desk drawer 100 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if i became a dictator, i would put a height limit on all burgers to half the height of an average sized mouth, the tyranny of monster burgers would end overnight 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i need to figure out how i can be a more interesting person, im not hot enough to as dull as i am🥲 maybe i should learn more facts about ant death? 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026saw a guy on twitter say innocent people dying is worth it to keep the death penalty and then turned around a few hours later to kvetch about false rape accusations. bad faith or willful stupidity, YOU decide 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026slay the spire 2 really be kicking my ass, not a game that benefits from me bein on edibles :( 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026used to hate myself for all the stress weight i gained but there are some very noteworthy positives to gaining and subsequently losing a bunch of weight and that is all i will say on the matter 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026pickle ball??? bro thats called a penis and a singular testicle, god 1984 was so right about newspeak 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026just saw a commercial that said "sometimes you're dehydrated and water just isn't enough" like bitch are you even listening to yourself???? if im dehydrated, im drinkin water, and not with your dumbass sweetener 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026real hand washers know when you dont wash your hands for too long, you get ✨the feeling✨ 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026got a very last minute job interview tomorrow, i wanna throw up lol 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ever since i saw this candace owens tweet yesterday, i cant stop imagining a vagina that just pops out like a xenomorphs pharyngeal jaw 040 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me posting on this site feels quite a bit like when my cat goes poop and then starts yowling in the hall to let me know. all beautiful women 'poop yowl' in one way or another. how do YOU poop yowl? 001 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026been trying to establish healthier habits this year and while im excited that i lost 40lbs so far, i was so winded solely from taking a shower that i had to lay down in the tub for like a half hour so i should probably start doin more "hot girl walks" unfortunately 000 0
evil woman (not an arsonist) @heliophone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026(friend came to visit and she took me birding) 000 0
