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Ghost Mutt

@helenvonpeas.bsky.social
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Working out just how unhinged you can be on here.

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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’ve upset me more spelling his name like that Benn
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nooo, Ben made one “because of woke” comment on a video on IG weeks ago and people are so angry one random commented on our anniversary photo this week calling him a bad person 🙃
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If love is meant to be everywhere at airport arrivals then it’s mad that every bit of that dissipates as soon as you hit the express pick up at Manchester T2. Bloody hell.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cool, cool cool, cool
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hello everyone in the internet.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Shame.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Very fun this, unhinged from me.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
We had a little knock off one in Chatham called Present Times which was less history and more gothy. One of my teenage boyfriends would get me gifts from there until he completely lost his head and gave me an ACTUAL bone for my 16th birthday. No pun intended, apparently.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Funny how the death of the high street really kicked in after Past Times closed. MAKES YOU THINK.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Yeah! Has to get real crispy, that 6-8 minutes is absolute bullshit
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Keep leaving my VPN on on my phone (which I use for WORK REASONS) and the American podcast ads are all absolutely batshit.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I hate being right.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Here we go again. Left a sleeping house to go see some lovely mates and most likely some frustrating football ((Spurs x Frank) + City = bad). Top pundit here.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Bloody lovely views
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Up for work in six hours, I wonder for how many of them I’ll lie awake, staring at my baby and thinking about the end of the world.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Went to a baby britpop disco this morning and it was great. Here we are just before we went in when within about 5 minutes Ben and I both knocked our pints over and Edie had to get about in her vest. And so it begins.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Today has had such bank holiday vibes and as someone who is without their baby for the first time in forever and has to be up for work at 5 tomorrow, may not be the best thing.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Watched Little Miss Sunshine for the first time in years and can confirm the end is still absolutely joyous.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Hiding out on Bluesky as a safe space because I am absolutely not mentally strong enough to see comments on this on the Bad Sites.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Well.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Making a rare Bluesky appearance to say something VERY Bluesky and that is that this series of Taskmaster is great. I’m locked in 💕
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Cape Feare Burns’ Heir Mr Plow Marge Vs the monorail Homer Badman
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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Edie pulling off the 1920s Chicago mob boss look.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Medways finest and an old pal of my dads 🩵🩵
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Alright Tony
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I have now had a comment deleted calling out someone saying we have “forgotten our past” by not decking out the town in bunting when in the same post they are saying people are too busy flying flags for “other countries” (Palestine)
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Fully expecting City to lose and Liverpool to win so am going to spend the day eating a picnic with my family and ignoring everything.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
It’s my birthday and I am having a lovely time but my brother has trolled me here
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Said some semi coherent things and some not so much but that aside this as always is a good listen
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
*they were pretty pissed tbf
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
About Today - The National Don’t Mix Your Drinks - Elbow And as tonight proved… Ugly- sugababes
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Had a wonderful night seeing Sugababes with two of my best girls. Went out in the NQ to wait for surge pricing to go down and had a really deep and important conversation on society’s view of women’s ageing only to be told by a group on lads in their early 20s they thought we were late 20s. Nice.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Ooooh I need to see that
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The Blue Oyster Cult SNL skit is 25 years old today. That makes me feel strange. I think there’s only one cure…
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Grand Day Out?
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I know this is a daft example but about a year ago I thought Joe got it by and large fairly spot on, now it’s all click bait hate stirring dirge
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Ken Twix @kentwix.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Edie ready for her first demoralising underwhelming England win over a minnow.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
No comment section is safe from some of the grimmest opinions out there.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
PR in overdrive for this attempt at reputation repair, brother.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Loads of morris dancers outside the Pev waiting for it to open. My people.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Fifteen years too late but still very fun. Shut up.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
What a prick though. Not me knee deep in another series that continues to prove that women are viewed as less than (could just end my point there to be honest but even moreso) if a) they are not thin and b) older/age appropriate for the men they are paired with. It’s not just MAFS, it’s life.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
#AccidentalBrent
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Hangovers and solo parenting all day mixed with shame of being an absolute mess are a price I’ll pay for celebrating @williamshuttoh.bsky.social Seriously wtf I can’t anymore.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Edie doing her bit for “hands across the arndale” yesterday @theparisangel.bsky.social
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It must be but cannot place where or when, must be the age…
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
@sameoldcity.bsky.social Catching up a bit late but just want to confirm I do really like Damian Lewis.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Just got the baby with a “calm down dear, it’s a commercial.” The next generation will never know.
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Ghost Mutt @helenvonpeas.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Maybe eating bird shit gives you age defying powers. We still believe.
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