John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 14hnintendo's carrying the flame (fomo helped) bsky.app/profile/heji... 021
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 20hit's a crime that they made like 20 2D ones and only 2 for the best puzzle format ever made 020
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 20hhopping on that bandwagon my game taste is platformers and vibes my anime taste is shonen and Eizouken 250
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 27/09/2026I like to think that James rolled up to Silent Hill already wearing this shirt and it manifested a whole nightmare world around it. The wife stuff was only secondary 0150
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 26/09/2026it's an effective form of protest bsky.app/profile/heji... 010
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 25/09/2026I didn't, which honestly was silly of me considering how much set dressing they crammed in that environment (iirc) 110
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 25/09/2026control resonant doesn't have a photo mode and it's killing me 0141
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 24/09/2026DS2 is next in my FromSoft backlog and I hope so badly to be one of those DS2 Guys but I just know I won't so I keep putting it off 101
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 22/09/2026I backed it on kickstarter which came with Trump stickers you could put over the fascist cards, and at the time I thought "well that's a little hyperbolic". oh sweet summer child 060
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 18/09/2026Spongy enemies feels like the house style at this point. Remedy gets a pass for their immaculate vibes but their gameplay is so dry that I'll probably bump it down to easy to cut through the tedium, like I did with AW2 and C1 100
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 16/09/2026I have never seen a conversation about Kane Parsons (The Backrooms) without someone mentioning his age. I hope they keep this up for the rest of his career, like in 25 years he wins an Oscar and the discourse is "can you believe a 46-year-old made such a good movie?" 0154
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 12/09/2026I recognize that nuance is often lost through machine translation but idk what he could have meant to salvage "everything was created by human hands before it was put into the machine that turns art into trash" 0141
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 11/09/2026I know none of these types are sufficiently socialized but playing the "i'm not mad, you're mad" gambit at the slightest friction gets me every time 2180
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 11/09/2026yeah it's not always about intent, just that being wrong drives more engagement from people correcting the record 030
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 11/09/2026cool thing about the engagement payout era of social media is that you get paid more if you're wrong 111
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 10/09/2026any day now sony is going to release a successful live service product that finally turns things around, and we're all going to look so silly for doubting them 1140
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 10/09/2026I'm not counting on it happening but I think this art style would resonate pretty well with a follow-up Majora's Mask remake, considering how off-kilter that whole game is 110
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 09/09/2026I'm hopeful but Kirby's platforming & combat are already so low-intensity, so breaking those moments up with even lower intensity traversal...hope they hid a lot of fun side activities at least 050
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 09/09/2026surely they're cooking up something big... but oh my god please say *anything* 000
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 09/09/2026Nintendo Direct Guy finally uniting the world on the correct pronunciation for Meccha Chameleon 0100
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 09/09/2026i think that the AI police would do well to understand that thoughtlessly accusing art of containing AI is doing the devil's bidding (the devil is sam altman) 140
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 08/09/2026I get why they picked these three, but why did they pick these three 2251
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 08/09/2026TotK Link's arm was only the first attack on Zelda webcomic artists 2611
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 08/09/2026the way the amiibos strike a better fidelity balance than the game does 0285
Reposted by John KlecknerJohn Kleckner @hejibits.com · 21/10/2024Best of Hejibits #069 - Prized Possession (Originally published 2011/06/27) #comic 0259
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 08/09/2026the character designs will take some getting used to but the environments and animation are crazy 010
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 08/09/2026my zelda direct bingo card is just 25 spaces that say 'bombchu bowling girl' 170
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 08/09/2026a Malo Mart management sim by Kairosoft would go hard ngl 031
Reposted by John KlecknerJohn Kleckner @hejibits.com · 30/08/2022PSL isn't just a drink. PSL is the warm (or iced) embrace of a dear friend, who has returned home after a long time away. PSL is the swansong of Summer, a symbol of better times ahead 1165
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 07/09/2026I don't *expect* 3D Mario but I'll still die if it's not there 020
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 04/09/2026diy kit for this gifstatic.klipy.comOld Snake Smoking - Metal Gear Solid 4 MGS4ALT: Old Snake Smoking - Metal Gear Solid 4 MGS4 040
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 04/09/2026I would agree because of how touching the edges of a Wii U disc nourishes the soul 2422
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 04/09/2026my last place had an dishwasher that could only open halfway before bumping into the protruding fridge. li'l something to look forward to 000
John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026Terrace House was pitched to me as less evil reality TV. With hindsight, the world could use a less evil Terrace House 010
