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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 29/09/2026

hopping on that bandwagon my game taste is platformers and vibes my anime taste is shonen and Eizouken

'My 9 Games' trend with the following games: Super Mario 64, Bloodborne, Super Mario Odyssey, Cave Story, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, Picross 3D: Round 2, Half-Life 2, Persona 4, and Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

'My 9 Animes' trend with the following anime: Gurren Lagann, Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!, One Piece, Gintama, Mob Psycho 100, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Haikyu!!, Hunter x Hunter, and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 25/09/2026

control resonant doesn't have a photo mode and it's killing me

Control Resonant screenshot of Dylan standing in a corner store loaded with fun little props you can't read

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 09/09/2026

you can say "SaGa" but my brain will always read "Salsa"

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026

freebies and costlies (these cards are wasted on me. gonna keep 'em tho)

Photo of various PokémonXP & Worlds items and apparel

Promotional Rayquaza, Pikachu, and Grass Energy cards for attending each event and the TCG museum, respectively

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026

Team Rocket beginning their good guy era by taking SF ad space away from AI companies

Team Rocket poster with Giovanni, some grunts, Zapdos, Moltres, Articuno, and a big R

Poles at the lightrail waiting area advertising Team Rocket stuff for TCG Pocket, I think

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026

baby's first Unity Raid. my Mewtwo turned out pretty good pretty sure they were planning a 2nd one after Worlds; there was an inactive gym at the arena that got deleted just before the closing ceremony, but PoGo tournament bugs put them 30min behind schedule so they expedited the rest of the event

Pokémon Go Unity Raid lobby with 250 trainers

Pokémon Go screenshot of Mewtwo with 98% IVs and a Golden Gate Bridge background

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026

3-hour line to get into the Pokémon Center (for people who already have appointments)

Photo of the Pokémon Center store line (it zig-zags 4 times up & down this road)

Photo of the Pokémon Center store line, now indoors

Photo of the Pokémon Center store line, with the entrance finally in sight

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026

half of the line for 1 of 12 Pin Rally locations. the Pin Rally was cancelled early on day 2 due to safety concerns they somehow didn't anticipate

Photo of hundreds of people lined up for a chance to get a free pin from the PokémonXP Pin Rally

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026

drew a shitty-but-family-friendly Mean Look Haunter on the chalk wall (it's hard to draw above eye level with thick chalk) also won a raffle to attend a TCG frame decora workshop, where they give you a booster pack and the host does a Bob Ross-esque paint-a-long (I haven't painted in 10 years)

Sloppy chalk drawing of Mean Look Haunter giving two thumbs up

Photo of the side of the chalk wall I drew on. My Haunter is below the "&" in the "ARTS & CULTURE AVENUE" banner. Shoutout to the dorks who took up tons of space with their huge drawings

An Eevee Pokémon card framed within a spacey night sky with clouds and stars

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026

Sirfetch'd & Pichu diorama from Aardman, and some clay originals from Yuka Morii's TCG cards (pump all of it into my veins)

A diorama with stop-motion puppets used in Sirfetch'd & Pichu, by Aardman Animations

Helioptile Pokémon card next to the original clay sculpture by artist Yuka Morii

Pachirisu Pokémon card next to the original clay sculpture by artist Yuka Morii

Applin Pokémon card next to the original clay sculpture by artist Yuka Morii

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026

paldea pals (they drove these around earlier)

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026

my friend's sister, fake fan, said "I get Gengar but why Nidorino? Is he popular??"

Statues of Gengar vs. Nidorino, from the intro to Pokémon Red/Blue/Green

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026

2 superspreader events for the price of 1 (I'm sick now)

Photo of the PokémonXP entrance, and a security guard who wants me to keep moving

Photo of the Pokémon Worlds entrance at Chase Center, with a big jumbotron welcome message

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 02/09/2026

70* StreetPasses throughout PokémonXP/Worlds weekend. 10 years ago you'd have gotten 7,000, easily (*66 + the 4 I have out currently; I didn't know how the line worked bc they added it after StreetPass was already dead) anyway, photo thread:

Photo of my 3DS StreetPass Mii Plaza, showing 66 Miis in line

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 27/08/2026

is it just me or does yosuke persona4's headphones + collar make it look like he's taking a phone call with a PSP

Persona 4 Revival key art of Yosuke Hanamura, with his collar & headphones overlapping in a way that resembles a PSP

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 26/08/2026

XXS Rattata spotlight hour

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 22/08/2026

i didn't particularly like the duskbloods

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 20/08/2026

I'm finally building Pokopia's bird altars and I incidentally triggered a cutscene in Dragonite form (who otherwise doesn't have a standing animation)...the aura

Pokopia screenshot of Dragonite Ditto standing in front of Articuno in the Altar of Ice

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 19/08/2026

i started an unavailability calendar

Google Calendar screenshot showing red blanks for each person unavailable that day

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 17/08/2026

Gmail doesn't do concise either:

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 11/08/2026

"What kind of wrap do you want for your Cybertruck, boss?" "I want it to feel like you're in Egypt" "Urine Egypt? Say no more"

Photo of a parked Cybertruck with a urine-colored wrap and an Egyptian hieroglyph decal depicting the Eye of Horus on the driver-side door

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 09/08/2026

@onepiecepodcast.com He said the thing! (art by tealteacup on IG)

Photo of various decals focusing on one of Luffy, noted anti-fascist, holding up a sign that says "FUK I.C.E."

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 04/08/2026

"I also do not appreciate wildly irresponsible speculation about the attire my family would wear on a boat" dib would rock this fit though

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 31/07/2026

Mario says "fuck" in this version

Super Mario Sunshine rated T for Teen, presumably by association with T-rated NSO titles

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 30/07/2026

they could also be doing one of these (img) because some people go berserk when they see positive nintendo framing, especially from game journalists (not that it's justified or tactful)

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 29/07/2026

they call it "hands-free" but are we truly free #comic

Panel 1: In a black-and-white comic, I stand to the right of a sink full of dirty dishes. I say "Lots of dishes today. I better put on a podcast". I tap an earbud in my ear, and it goes "boop"

Panel 2: Later while washing dishes, a voice on my podcast says "...and we'll be right back after this ad break: This podcast is brought to you by Squaresp--" as I interrupt "NO". I panic while hunched over my wet hands, as I am unable to tap on my earbud to skip the ad

Panel 4: My earbud responds, "Here's what I found on the web for "skip forward 60 seconds"... I fall to my knees screaming "AAAAAAAAAA", with my elbows resting over the sink while my hands stay wet

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 25/07/2026

catching strays in the tumblr reblogs

Screenshot of Tumblr reblog tags: #op I am in love with the fact that you can tell exactly where in the game this is from the background #that and the fact that it is basically in default state still #pokemon #pokopia #fanart #pokemon: pokopia

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 19/07/2026

stumbled upon my cursed april fools 2013 comic (previously uploaded only temporarily) and this bit where I steal credit from myself is pretty good still

Cursed Reddit-style comic for April Fools 2013. "(C) hejibits 2013" is pasted on every panel.

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Boardroom Suggestion's www.hejibits.com credit is crossed out and replaced with another www.hejibits.com

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 19/07/2026

i'm the 'comic details for ants' champ

Zoomed-in comic panel of a stack of One Piece volumes

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 19/07/2026

i love drawing ditto... they're surprisingly tough to make cute (background wip) (the last panel of this one is really cute but you're gonna have to tune in tomorrow. like and subscribe)

Work-in-progress comic panel of trainer Ditto and I resting on a wooden bench in Pokemon Pokopia

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 18/07/2026

If you're having compatibility problems, this version should work on your Steam Machine

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 18/07/2026

if you're wondering why my comics take so long it's partly because I do things like zooming in and rounding out the sharp edges on Ditto's outlines to make them look 1% goopier

Zoomed in screenshot of a drawing of trainer Ditto, with imperceivably soft outline corners

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 15/07/2026

Go Fest haul, 10th anniversary edition #pogo

Pokémon Go screenshot of recently caught shiny & perfect IV Pokémon (Pikachu Visor Bulbasaur, 2 Pikachu Visor Charmanders, Pikachu Visor Squirtle, Team Mystic Hat Pikachu, Sandshre, Meowth, Galarian Farfetch'd, Gastly, Vaporeon, Mega Mewtwo Y, 9 Mewtwos, Marill, Unown L, Girafarig, Hisuian Sneasel, Hitmontop, Blaziken, Makuhita, Sableye, Mawile, Barboach, Whiscash, Bagon, Beldum, Palkia, Scraggy, Minccino, Litwick, Stunfisk, Deino, 2 Kyurems, Flabébé R, 2 Skrelp, Phantump, 3 Necrozma, Impidimp, 2 Zacian, Lechonk, and Tadbulb)

Photo of 3 Pokémon Go inflatable arches decorating the entrance to San Francisco's Pier 39, while a big inflatable Jigglypuff watches from afar

Low-angle photo of a big inflatable Jigglypuff, or as their friends call them, Bigglypuff

Two big sea lions in heated debate, while other smaller sea lions relax on the pier

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 10/07/2026

the way they escalate as you click on more of them

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 08/07/2026

they're calling it the most interesting blocklist on the platform

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