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Hedonist Bear

@hedonistbear.bsky.social
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‼️18+ only. Wholesome, but still smutty‼️ Your favorite fun-sized hairy homo. I'm here for fuzzy faces, rants, cigars, frisky bits, and jocks. Happily partnered, strong kinda fat, Palm Springs based, midwest raised. Blank? Blocked.

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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hi!!!
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Continue Jocktober or honor tighty whitey Tuesday? Both. Both are good.
Standing while wearing green jock strapStanding while wearing white briefs
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welp. I made it 5 days into October without seeing a guy fucking a pumpkin. I'm gonna go read a book now.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very much that. But also, the energy im bringing:
static.klipy.com
Bob's Burgers Gene & Louise Flashdance Fountain
ALT: Bob's Burgers Gene & Louise Flashdance Fountain
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thankful there’s an event and friends in town later this week because work’s kicking my ass and I need something to look forward to. Usual Monday ramblings aside
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
…..yeah the Scotsmen could get it 😍
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
M. Night Shymalan level plot twist
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kinda hate how quickly that singing twink’s new song grew on me and has been stuck in my head the last week. (This post is sponsored by Troye Sivan)
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hairs did
Looking upward after a large trim
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Proof I go out, have friends, and don’t just lurk online and work my fake keyboard and zoom meeting job 🖤🖤🖤
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(Thank fuck I’m getting a haircut after work because it’s needed)
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy jocktober, fellow fat sluts
Standing in bathroom wearing jockstrapStanding in bathroom wearing jockstrap
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We spent the day meal prepping, time in the pool, out to dinner, and then trashy tv and ta know what I think that’s a great Saturday given how hellish thus last week was
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might not be in San Francisco for the street fair but, inspired to put the leather on for the first time in too long. A little extra tight lately but, not all that mad at it either. Happy Friday to that
Wearing leather attire looking downward Wearing leather attire looking downward
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I be like "I know a place" and it's the USSR Factory
Street fighter 2 USSR stage
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(Not So) friendly reminder: I block blank accounts. That includes reposts only pages with none of your own content. Dont want to post your own? Just a lurker? Cool! A short intro or a non-generic name (ie: a mix of random letters) is fine. This takes a minute of effort *at most*
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yup!! I'm taking my damn vacations (and sick days too) because multiple orgs have showed me I'm just a data point on a spreadsheet. ...And If I see or even get a hint of the "we're more than a team, we're a family!" verbiage I'm assuming it's less "The Bradys" and more "The Mansons"
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To end this little ramble, ill say this, and I certainly dont think it's controversial: You should do a good job, but never set yourself on fire to keep others warm. Collect your paycheck, and enjoy life when not on the clock best you can. Connect with people. Go out. Do new things. Your choice.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As I continue to work doing more tasks akin with my entry level role 9 years ago, I cant help but not feel cynical given I have no loyalty for how long this position may last. High metrics and good standing I was still laid-off in a sweeping fashion, after all, with no say in the matter
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was brought back 6 weeks last spring after a lay-off, and im grateful for that. But coworkers weren't so lucky, and I'm reminded that the culture of modern work doesn't consider any factor of loyalty. I like what I do most days but, it's nothing that feels rewarding, nor educational
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🧵 I hate how my job is so involved in hiring and statistics with labor markets because, no point handling this lightly, the economy is shit. Worse than the pandemic era and I'd argue more bleak than the recession from 20-ish years ago.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
....oh and also Robert Kr*ft is a skullfucking douchebag who appears in the epstein files on numerous occasions. He's a loser too.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's ample talk of "winners and losers" from this Ed Sheeran controversy and to that I say: the only losers are the people who paid $100+ to see the musical equivalent of room-temperature skim milk on a stage
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm convinced the autumn equinox is enacting some otherworldly power to make today a series of "nothing awful but mildly infuriating" moments back to back. Thankful I have a nice dinner with the bf and friends tonight so I have something to look forward to
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As someone who has started writing three novels in the past few years and gets bad writers block: I give you credit for completing any!! <3
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Sorry for all the microplastics bro” -me after I cum
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
....and milking it for 10 years
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah well, I’m a centrist and like, shouldn’t the billionaires get to keep regurgitating slop. and video games should have characters with boobs again? And a girl who got 5th(!!) place should be a victim of trans athletes stealing her representation? What about MY concerns!!!?!?
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Monday vices
Smoking cigar in pool
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bob Mackie, sadly
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
....quite the miserable 30 day span of celebrity deaths if you're even *slightly* possessing a homosexual tendency, eh?
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And you wear that stringer extra well doin so!
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sooo much accidental (and intentional) queer subtext. It’s a classic imo
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gotta be bigger boy tho 🥺
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday flex
In gym, side profile view
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wait I missed that! Though...its iconic and I love it either way
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All that time as a chainsmoker!!!
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Busy as hell with work today (but Im actually ok with that) so here's a clip that lives rent-free in my brain and I'm all the happier for it www.youtube.com/watch?v=im3S...
youtube.com
Venture Bros - Depeche Mode
YouTube video by ph0nik pr1nz
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They come in waves it seems. Block on sight
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ive spent much of the last 5 years with a tight idea of what I wanted and expanding my own parameters/expectations. Goals are great. Overfocus on such caused a lot of stress though. Sometimes, simply getting through is what the focus needs to be. So, I'm going to relearn to simply exist. 4/4
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have longtime plans for continued education too. A PhD, perhaps even a JD depedning on my career route and (elephant in the room) how this country looks economically in the next few years. For now though, I want to relax. Save. Spend time with my partner more. 3/?
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll also take this moment and say: paying off loans this quick required help and sacrifices aplenty. I applied for grants, lived below my means in MPLS those two years, minimized travel...you get the idea. Now? I feel I can save and really start planning my future further. 2/?
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Extra quiet holiday weekend aside (which, not a bad thing), something to celebrate: I checked off a big goal and paid off my student loans. This has been something i've hyperfocused on since completing my grad degree and, Im pretty damn relieved. 1/?
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
….it was arm day
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This was fun. My top 3 cities were Milwaukee, Minneapolis, and....San Francisco (the one place ive never been)? Fitting enough.
US Map showing my relation to dialect preferences
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Conservatives will complain a city got "overrun" by Indians or Muslims (or any minority for that matter) like its a bad thing. Oh no, you might go to a restaurant with actual seasoned food now? Fuckin dork.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A conveniently placed stool and/or flatbench for reference, maybe ;)
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Took video of me squatting and, sadly, my form still needs improvement. ....but Im a glass half full kinda guy today, and now I know to focus more on range of motion and lowering the weight. So, this is a good thing.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gotta be ready in case work wants me on camera ;)
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