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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

Sourtoe cocktail: now I feel ill, and I have only read about it. Do carry on.

Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

@futuresprog Our local picture in Nelson Whakatū: regional hospital badly under capacity. Just before last election Labour commit to substantial upgrade. Just after election National cancel it. Nothing happens for three years. Just before this election National commit to smaller upgrade but […]

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

Be the #oscarbelgal bystander video you wish to see in the world

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

@lightweight @psdavey Well that will be fun - the INR of everybody in the country who's monitored through their community pharmacy - which is about half of them - all runs through a janky old WP site

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essjax @essjax.m.essjax.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

These folks had the corner of their wall blasted off by a bolt of lightning, and they fixed it beautifully. #Kintsugi

A corner of a brick wall has been blasted away. The owners have filled in it with something like concrete, but with a beautiful golden flash of lightning.

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Dave Lane :flag_tino: 🇳🇿 @lightweight.mastodon.nzoss.nz.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

[NZPol NZ National characterisation] NZ National Party: putting the 'N' back into 'CUTS'. So simple, yet so apt.

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essjax @essjax.m.essjax.com.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

I'm sure the Enid Blyton stories were more wholesome when I was a kid

Headline: Five arrested on terrorism charges after explosives found near RAF base used by US

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

I wonder if the first audience to hear Pachelbel's Canon came away going 'I don't know. I can't help thinking it sounds like something else' #johannpachelbel #musicjoke

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

I wonder if the first audience to hear Pachelbel's Canon came away going 'I don't know. I can't help thinking it sounds like something else' #johannpachelbel #musicjoke

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

Me: "I've had my implants in for half a decade now and I want to go bigger" My Dentist: "That's... that's not... that's not how this works"

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

Yeah, I know. Not enough marmalade dicks.

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

Giger LIVES #hrgiger #alien

$A smear of non dairy spread that has fractured into Giger-like fractals$

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

I know, I know. Not enough marmalade dicks.

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

From wine what sudden friendship springs Beer is for scary groupthink, torches and pitchforks Cherry brandy is for weird parasocial attachments that I don't care for at all But vodka Cheap vodka is for following complete strangers home from the bus stop

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William Pietri @williampietri.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

I really hope "may not realize" is one of them.

Screenshot of news headline from HuffPost: 6 Common Phrases You May Not Realize Are Condescending

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

A rescue morepork owl before and after a bath at the Wildbase Recovery Center. He'd contracted some sort of bacterial infection, possibly from a contaminated waterway wildbaserecovery.co.nz #owls

Miniature owl maybe six to eight inches tall. Before bath he looks like a poorly made Halloween bat toy standing on two wobbly legs with his wings partly outstretched for balance. After his bath he looks like a proper bonsai owl and would probably nip if someone wasn't holding his feet firmly

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026

Update of the update: Ginger kid just forfeit all sympathy by letting a horrific rip go himself. Apparently he has form. Minor stampede in progress

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026

Update: if I had known how much entertainment value there was in being the person on a tightly packed busload of schoolchildren who secretly has really bad gas, I would have done it years ago. The fun and finger pointing they're getting out of this is amazing. I'm beginning to feel sorry for […]

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026

So. Apparently drinking half a pint of rhubarb preserving syrup (drained thawing frozen rhubarb when making crumble) with raspberry gin in it was a bad idea. Who knew? But the knowledge might come in handy if I ever have a proctology appointment, so ya know

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

Aotearoa techie folk: I will shortly be ordering my first PC since Dragon in Chch went tits up. Any worthy contenders?

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

Aotearoa techie folk: I will shortly be ordering my first PC since Dragon in Chch went tits up. Any worthy contenders?

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

@davidgerard How every conversation with GPs has gone lately. "I would like to use an AI app to take the notes of our conversation today. Are you okay with that?" "On two conditions. First, can you send me a copy of the notes?" "Certainly. And the second?" "If I point out inaccuracies, can you […]

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

@futuresprog Because then they are Schrodinger's dishes, neither clean nor dirty, and you can't put those away. Can't fault the logic

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

Arguing with Death about why mustard doesn't seem to cross over into the realm of the dead, but jam does? Thanks, Terry.

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026

Genuinely upset. I'm having blood taken this morning and I'm like 'never mind which arm do I want, DOLLY PARTON HAS DIED'

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026

Reflecting today on how scary it is to call "Is anybody there?" into an empty house. Even your own. It can only be because some primitive part of your brain knows there's a chance that a voice will answer you.

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Dave Lane :flag_tino: 🇳🇿 @lightweight.mastodon.nzoss.nz.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026

TIL that a 'bellwether' is a neutered sheep (a whether) with a bell around its neck that leads the flock where the shepherd wants it to go...

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Jenn / CaptainHanyuu 💖✨ @captainhanyuu.art · 12/08/2026

MY DISCO BALL IN THE BEDROOM IS SHOWING ME THE ECLIPSE, HOW COOL IS THAT?!

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

Anyone care to join a sweepstake for the date of the first painful wanking injury? #ICE

News headline: ICE to spend up to $20m on gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks

Image shows a line of masked ICE goons slouching along the highway wearing more belt gadgets than Batman

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 12/08/2026

Anyone care to join a sweepstake for the date of the first painful wanking injury? #ICE

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026

RIP Zippy. Truly the end times are upon us.

The late great Ronnie Le Drew, puppeteer behind Zippy and President of the British Puppet Guild

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026

RIP Zippy. Truly the end times are upon us.

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026

To get my swimming certificate at school I had to swim 100m in PYJAMAS and I have never managed to construct a mental scenario where it might prove necessary for a child to do this

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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026

Amsterdam murder rate: extremely low Amsterdam drunk man attempts to relieve himself into canal, falls in, hits his head and drowns rate: extremely high Plan your tourism accordingly. This is not a joke, this is literally true. Amsterdam is probably the only place that has ever built more […]

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026

@WiteWulf As I recall he echoed some of Tate's talking points when he was 'media hot' as well. I appreciate he will also do that for anyone if he thinks there are column inches in it, but it also indicates that he doesn't fundamentally disagree with them

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026

Seems like a good time to remind people who Farage includes among his friends

Nigel Farage posing with a big smile and thumbs up, buddying up to accused human trafficker, rapist and now with the latest charges accused paedophile, Andrew Tate

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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026

RE: mastodon.social/@jensorensen/116942… After screaming about Reflect Orbital's awful plans for the last 8 months, I am just so delighted that this cartoon exists. I mean, that's probably me in panel 2, right? (About to get my eye damaged by their stupidly dangerous […]

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Connor Cadellin @cadellin.mastodon.gamedev.place.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026

www.gamesindustry.biz/ukie-22-of-uk… Some stats on the UK games industry. About a third of games workers are queer, and about 6% are trans which is way higher than the general population (3.75% queer, 1% trans […]

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026

Totally normal thing for a country's military to be spending money on and doesn't tell us anything at all about Hegseth's pathological insecurity, no not a bit

Screen cap of news headline showing a glum Pete Hegseth and the caption "Pete Hegseth says soldiers over age 30 to be screened for testosterone deficiency"

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026

Totally normal thing for a country's military to be spending money on and doesn't tell us anything at all about Hegseth's pathological insecurity, no not a bit

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026

For a moment I thought #uk #pharmacy employers were spitting tea all over their broadsheets this morning, then I realised the headline was missing a crucial descriptor and should read 'PROPOSED new laws'. Under grand English tradition they will be loopholed and […] [Original post on beige.party]

Screen grab of uk news headline "salary information to be shown on job ads under new laws"

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026

Me reading today's news without comment

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Tim Stickland @sticklandtim.mastodon.green.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026

#binface #ukpolitics Count Binface has some great merch and donates 50% of proceeds to the homeless charity Shelter. Bin for the win ! www.binfaceshop.co.uk

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Home binface

Official merchandise for Count Binface including T-shirts, Hoodies, Hats and Mugs

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Hedgewizard 🐈 @hedgewizard.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

@AstroHyde Excuse me, what's a knuffle? Google thinks it's a small crocheted toy

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AstroHyde @astrohyde.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

cat nose for #Caturday she's coming in for hugs and knuffels and doesn't take prisoners! The last thing you'll see before you're pinned down...

The cat nose of Nili Fossae, the chaotic but affectionate cat princess of Canada

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