Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It is a truth universally acknowledged that a dog freshly returned from the groomer’s must be in want of a muddy puddle 1266
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I had such a lovely time chatting with highly qualified and credentialed Archaeodeath Professor Howard Williams who seemed to think I had something worth hearing on the subject! Follow him on TikTok at archaeodeath for fascinating finds and debunking weird alt-right Viking content.youtu.beTaking a Dig at Archaeology with Hedge BetteYouTube video by Archaeodeath 072
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 29/08/2026An absolutely charmed life. Afternoons spent sleeping in a backpack on a bed of stuffed animals after devouring a dishful of peas. 1111
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Inspiring a piece of animation is like being handed an immortal butterfly and told “here, you can take this home.” He’s so beautiful 😭. My OC: Fenris, animated by the outrageously talented @crossroadart.bsky.social 45414
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Self-care by watching my rats fish for treats. Pork prefers the peas. 0190
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Looksmaxxing Hans Christian Andersen for clout. I finally filmed a new skit!! 0223
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Child, Pointing to Bakery Prep Table: what’s that blood on the table back there?? Me, The Baker: oh that’s not blood. That’s melted cinnamon sugar from the cinnamon rolls Child: That’s still blood. It’s the blood of a cinnamon roll. Me: 4485
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Don’t be fooled! This is not a retouched historical photo of famous author Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle, creator of Sherlock Holmes. It is actually me!!! 5412
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I sliced a piece off a block of butter and came up with a lovely little winter landscape 0263
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Caramel pecan rolls looking very decadent this morning 2809
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 28/10/2025The same kid who wants to be Senshi for Halloween suggested pumpkin spice as the new flavor for pop tarts in the bakery. I bought him a nice wok to use for his costume. He’s more excited to cook with the wok than about trick or treating 😂❤️🥘 0392
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Missouri fall sky, 10/11/25, 8:20pm. Ya with me? Wherever you are? ❤️❤️❤️ 0201
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 12/10/2025I have the best neighbors. They came to buy cinnamon rolls this morning and were like “look what we found…do you want it?” Love to be That Witch. (Wine glass by Me) 3501
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 03/10/2025In a couple weeks it will be time to move inside, but in the meantime, I am pleased that everyone has had a very productive summer. 0110
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I love the ride to Ren Faire and the ride back when you stop for gas or a pre-game taco and you’re just wildly out of context ✨ 2546
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I live the day when your languishing propagation chooses life and just pretends none of the last two weeks’ drama happened. 1131
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 22/09/2025A bittersweet thing: my Great Aunt, who lives very far away from me, is beginning to lose her cognitive abilities, and so every time my brother goes to visit her, he has to tell her again that I have opened a bakery. He says she is very impressed and happy, every time. 1331
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 21/09/2025My kids are working hard to become the stuff of rural nightmare 1828
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Pears are so beautiful. That palette. That shape. Those freckles. 4433
Reposted by Hedge BetteGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 06/09/2025As we recover from the Eaton Fire, my Etsy shop is still my only source of income. These poppy shirts are all screen printed by hand in the closet of our temporary apartment! www.etsy.com/listing/4312... 10379204
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Good lord I love a chatty child. Bring your social little toddler into the bakery - I want to hear what their dog’s name is and what they ate for breakfast. You will be hard pressed not to leave with a free pastry. Absolutely makes my morning. 3652
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 30/08/2025It dipped below 80° today. Every dish in the bakery is clean. I ate birria quesadillas with guacamole all day. And I have finished editing Draft 4 of the manuscript of Death to the Author. I feel so light 🦋 3321
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 29/08/2025EXCUSE ME @nytimes.com WTF DO YOU MEAN BY THIS DELIBERATE BAITING 1112
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 20/08/2025My guy has been here all morning, just enjoying the buffet on the bakery window. 1161
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Early morning crippling anxiety attack: did I just write a whole-ass book making fun of a villainous author who does bad world-building and character development…AS MY FIRST BOOK?? Hyperventilating at my own hubris. This continues to be the most uncomfortably meta thing that has ever happened to me. 7511
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 14/08/2025A hangout? Let me just check my schedule…12 hour day, 3am day, 3am day, day of nursing my wounds, 12hour day, 3am day, Sunday. How about Sunday? 1110
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 13/08/2025There’s an elderly gentleman who comes into my bakery on weekdays and always asks if I will slice the loaf he buys. I do - happy to help. Today I found out why: he takes it down to the gas station/coffee shop and shares it with 5 or 6 other old guys who meet up for morning coffee ❤️ 414613
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Testing some deeply hobbity fare for fall. Bacon, cheese and mushroom hand pie ✨🥓🧀🍄🟫🧙♂️ 1292
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Kind of want to buy it just so I have more reasons to say it 1101
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Notes from the notes app. If you can tell me where they’re from you’re my people or curious enough to google it and therefore also my people. 340
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 26/07/2025From the bakery: Blue butterfly pea flower steeped in hot water colors the sourdough blue - doesn’t affect the flavor but it does potentially convey some health benefits to brain and eye function! The resting bunny shape of the slices is why the opening on the top of the loaf is called the “ear.” 3332
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I can tell summer is on the wane because this whole vibe is starting to call me through the fog of 93° 76% humidity 1240
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Forgotten by time… More specifically about 20 minutes of time 😑 390
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 18/07/2025In bakery land - my tiny bakery got tagged in a post by a local foodie legend and Food&Wine Chef Superstar ✨🥖. Such a nice thing to wake up to 🥰 2182
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 18/07/2025It is the time of year when I almost die three times a day because box tortoises insist on crossing state highways 😩😩😩 0111
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Sitting in my car at 10am at a QuikTrip eating spicy beef jerky and drinking a coffe-machine mocha while I wait for a guy to come sign an insurance check - I’m either about to be in a 90s comedy heist or I’m just a big raccoon. 2151
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I talk to my oven and blow her a kiss every time I shut her down - sometimes the customers hear me and I do not care how crazy it sounds. My girl is 50+ years old and still making bread. She deserves all the kisses. 3829
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 06/07/2025A moment of silence while I try to remember why I only dress this way when I’m pretending to be Victorian novelist in a 3 minute comedy sketch 2191
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I tried to be Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. But I am in fact Parched. Bothered. All Over the Map. Bloodstained. Ravening. 0305
Hedge Bette @hedgebette.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Me on the internet: this thing has gotten bad recently People on the internet: lol, where have u been it’s always been this bad 🙄🤣 Wtf kind of cope is this? No, I did not used to sit through 40 minutes of previews at the movie start time. Things get worse you weirdos, and it’s ok to say so. 1290
