Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 12/05/2026So close to finding out my premier rank for the first time ever. Come listen to me complain about life over at twitch.tv/heavypuro 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Please come say hi, I don’t want anyone to feel pressured to donate or sub. I just want to say hello to you, because you are beautiful and you matter to me ❤️❤️ www.Twitch.Tv/heavyhandswi...twitch.tvHeavyHandSwings - Twitch!subathon to SAVE christmas ft Prokopious | !knuctat 010
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Hi friends, I lost my job but have been interviewing and applying like crazy and I’m feeling pretty good. In the meantime I am doing a small ‘subathon’ over on my twitch. My best friend is currently playing Balatro but I’ll be doing a full dark souls run for the first time ever. 110
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 30/10/2025The day has finally arrived, I can finally try Arc Raiders… I didn’t try any of the play tests because I’m a moron. Let’s fuck up some dystopian robots, come hang out with me on Twitch twitch.tv/heavyhandswings 010
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I ACTUALLY FOLLOWED UP A TWEET BY GOING LIVE. Come listen to AFI and get stoned with me while I fail to accomplish anything in OSRS Twitch.tv/heavyhandswingstwitch.tvHeavyHandSwings - Twitchquesting and skilling NOT IN THAT ORDER THOUGH | !knuctat 010
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 07/10/2025This dork has great intentions on streaming OSRS and maybe some MTG tonight after work. Will reply to this when I’m actually live in nine ish hours! Twitch.tv:heavyhandswings 120
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Shoutout The Salt Shed playing Talk Talk in-between sets. 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 04/10/2025My body is so ready for AFI at the salt shed. Super cool venue 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I am awake and feeling ALIVE. The kids are about to go out the door to school / daycare which means I’m gonna go get coffee and do a day stream of some OSRS and maybe some other stuff if I get bored of skilling / questing. Come hang out in like THIRTY MINUTES Twitch.tv/heavyhandswingstwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 131
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I didn't really accomplish anything other than grinding out some pre-reqs for bigger quests.... but I did start AND finish The Fremennik Trials so I look like a badass with this new helmet. Enjoy the fit, tell me I look handsome 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2025annnnnd we are off to the races. Slayer grinding / questing / aimless wandering while Hasan describes the unthinkable horrors of our current state of society. Shoutout PuffCo (puffy the vampire slayer) for de-stressing (sponsoring) this rot sessshh 010
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I feel like I’ve actually lost it, maybe I’ll just sit in silence for another night playing OSRS until well past my bedtime. 140
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Come watch this dork play OSRS poorly. It’s a blast, I pinky swear twitch.tv/heavyhandswings 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Potty training is easily the dumbest I’ve ever felt as a father 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 29/09/20252:30am is the perfect time for a panic attack, catching up on wrestling, and OSRS grinding. 010
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Listening to the new missing link and aimlessly grinding in OSRS. I miss you, come say hi 🥹 twitch.tv/heavyhandswings 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I am sorry Bluesky, I abandoned you. I am back, married, and ready to shit post. 020
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Not me only posting stream stuff months a part. I’m sorry. But look at how awesome I’m gonna look on stream twitch x heavyhandswings 020
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Haven’t used this platform in a minute. Sorry. Live now trying to look like I know what I’m doing in POE2 twitch.tv/heavyhandswingstwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 010
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Another successful stream. Finished placements in OW2 and we hit Platinum 5! Raided out to @midge007.bsky.social after a couple of (failed) rounds of Balatro. Thanks for all the love 🫡🫡 020
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I just hit the start stream button, there is some funky music playing in my ear and we are ready to go! Come say hello :) 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I might say heck it and stream something tonight. No clue what it’ll be but I’m hoping to see do many familiar faces :) Twitch.tv/HeavyHandSwings Bonus baby pictures because how can you ignore that 010
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I’ll install black ops if I have to. I miss my gaming buddy :( 110
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2024It’s so damn good. We should play some PUBG sometime ;) 110
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 14/12/2024The echo of ‘peanits’ fading into the sick Eddie Van Halen solo is enough to bring MJ back from the dead. 020
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I came back to Cyberpunk like three months ago, an incredible game. Highly recommend. 120
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I think it should be illegal for me to wait another HOUR before I can go eat shitty fast food. A Baja blast would fix me, but I’m being held back 010
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I work until 10:30 CST but would love to get some more rivals in with you and friends if there is room :) 110
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I need to play it again. I want to love it as much as everyone else, but I feel like I’m too stupid to get the most out of it. 100
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 10/12/2024True. True true true true. Especially the part where Jugg called Ben Shapiro and his kind rat fucks. Can only hope someone will have a charming set of three words for the unfortunate bullets that have to go through Ben’s husk 020
Reposted by Heavy HandJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024still wild to me that the Blair Witch Project is real and the Blair Witch exists and she just gets to be an influencer now like nothing happened 1590778
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 08/12/2024It’s very good so far, haven’t played a ton but I’m enjoying it thoroughly 010
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I’m never more in tune with an AEW crowd than I am when they are booing Serena Deeb 000
Reposted by Heavy Handwint @dril.bsky.social · 07/12/2024could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil 769245877
Reposted by Heavy HandKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I love Reddit cuz you can follow a Bigfoot subreddit where someone asks “Can Bigfoots get human diseases?” and responses range everywhere from “yes but they’re better off because they don’t get vaccinated” to “actually the plural of Bigfoot is Bigfeet” to “the Bigfoot i saw definitely had the flu.” 462141114
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 07/12/2024After a couple of hours of trying everything I could I double checked the first thing I did.. turns out I didn’t finish that first fucking step. Stream tomorrow to make up for tonight. Sorry I’m so stupid y’all 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Closing in my old position at work, feels really weird. Gonna stream afterwards, maybe @thejuggernaut6789.bsky.social will play Tarkov with me? Maybe I’ll play some Path of Exile 2? Maybe I won’t play anything AT ALL twitch.tv/heavyhandswings 110
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Please just play Balatro, I need that content from you 040
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I saw a clip on TikTok of Goldberg wrestling Lesnar and the caption was ‘who should Goldbergs final match be against?’, it took everything in me to not comment ‘a shotgun’ 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I’m in the work bathroom thinking about the Continental Classic and playing some WoW. I know I just started and I’m struggling at lvl 35 on an expansion that’s much easier (cataclysm, so I’m told) but I want to try out hardcore. 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I don’t have as much time to listen to music as I would like, and I will be figuring out a way to get more music into my ears this next year.. but my Apple Music replay still makes sense even though I only used it for a few months 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 05/12/2024It isn’t fair that I naturally run so hot, I just want to hang out on the sales floor in a hoodie but I’m literally drenched in sweat 000
Heavy Hand @heavyhand.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Dave the Diver was so *freaking* good that I'm getting right back into it again tonight. Just finished Wednesday night Dynamite so you know what that means twitch.tv/heavyhandswings #smallstreamer #twitch Does that do anything ^^twitch.tvHeavyHandSwings - TwitchDiving two nights in a row!? Dave pt 2 | !knuctat 010