Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026What do I need to look for at PAX this year? 210
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Someone mansplained gravity to me last week 020
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Look back at every class you’ve ever taken and ask yourself if you would’ve been better off with an art class. I’d trade in at least half the classes I’ve ever taken if I had a robot drawing class under my belt during formative years. 010
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I was trying to explain web programming languages to a non-developer friend and this is the best I came up with. 010
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 28/07/2026if we really wanted to make smartphones good then buttons would all have unique noises, not just skeuomorphic “tap tap tap.” Every button on a keyboard would make a different noise but we’re not trying to achieve greatness or anything 010
Reposted by Heather Coles™️Coconaut @woolmind.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This is one of the most impt vidoes of onlime 7671195
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Printed in risograph today and still can't figure out if they overcharged me by like $1 or undercharged me by like $70. 010
Reposted by Heather Coles™️Checkpoint Gaming @checkpointau.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Subnautica 2 developers at Unknown Worlds are set to receive three annual instalments totalling $250 Million USD in bonuses. @unknownworlds.bsky.social checkpointgaming.net/news/2026/07...checkpointgaming.netSubnautica 2 developers to receive bonuses as Krafton v. Unknown Worlds case concludesIn a rare bit of good news from the gaming industry, Subnautica 2 developers at Unknown Worlds are set to receive three annual instalments totalling $250 Million USD in bonuses. 011
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 02/07/2026My friend and codeveloper of Volgar the Viking @volgarr.bsky.social just came out with a new game and it is currently free for everyone, in browser :D www.crazyvikingstudios.com/lootspellcrazyvikingstudios.comLoot Spell Match 3 Fantasy Adventure RPGDiscover Crazy Viking Studios' upcoming game releases! Play Loot Spell, an indie treasure, and stay ahead with the latest updates. 110
Reposted by Heather Coles™️beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/07/2026New signed prints up in the shop! 62333225
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 01/07/2026In an alternate reality, Playstation and XBOX just reverted to only physical media, Steam joins in because they all copy each other. Every game you own digitally is converted to disk or cartridge format, put in a case and delivered to your doorstep all at once. How big is your shipment? Wwyd? 000
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 30/06/2026FedEx is not a printer. They are a glorified, defective, vending machine. Never thought I’d miss Kinkos but they sure chewed them up and spit them out. 010
Reposted by Heather Coles™️Scott W. @cerealscott.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Sonic has lost his iconic glasses for #ToonJune2026 day 17 111318
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 12/06/2026In a Feng Shui Facebook group someone asked if they should get a turtle. It became pages and pages of turtle hate: bad luck, they are actually very fast (derogatory), they smell, they’re ungrateful, they shit right in their cage (where else are they supposed to shit?) A full roast of all turtles 020
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026hero chromewebstore.google.com/detail/make-...chromewebstore.google.comMake America Kittens Again - Chrome Web StoreReplaces images of Donald Trump with kittens. Again. 100
Reposted by Heather Coles™️Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Excited to live in a country where you can mail someone a handgun but not an abortion pill 18267982316
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 04/05/2026THEY PUT AI IN THE CLOCK. D:< I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH MSOFT. THEY FORCED AI INTO THE CLOCK AND MANAGED TO BREAK IT. THEY BROKE THE CLOCK. TURNING ON "DO NOT DISTURB" TRIGGERS AN ALARM THAT GOES OFF EVERY 25 MIN. WE WERE BETTER OFF WITH SUNDIALS. GO BACK 3,525 YEARS AND BRING BACK SUNDIALS. 110
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Maybe you don’t like Anthropic but anyone cheering their failures is woefully uninformed about their new model, Claude Mythos. It is, easily, the most powerful cybersecurity weapon of all time and if Anthropic goes down, it would end up in the hands of the highest bidder. I don’t think we want that 040
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 16/04/2026It’s really messed up we don’t take care of elders financially. At some point, we’re all expected to live off savings. Guess we’ll just hoard all our money and hope it runs out the moment we die 🤞🤞🤞 010
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Ultraleap got bought by a digital musical instruments company and now they’re doing… a piano keyboard. I get it... but we’ve got ultrasonic haptic arrays, hand gesture detection, non-contact controllers with force feedback… and we landed on skeuomorphing an instrument from the 1800s. 110
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Can’t wait to get tea-bagged by Elmo in Disney’s new shooter 000
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Do I have any web developer friends that do freelance on-call tech support? 020
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Check out my poetry tutor's upcoming class pwnwriters.org/course/poetr... 010
Reposted by Heather Coles™️SpacePrez @spaceprez.bsky.social · 06/03/2026If music was reviewed like videogames are: "This metal song has too much drums." "I wish this song wasn't metal, I like Rap. It should be Rap." "The song is good but they should hire a new singer" "The thing is they're using Gibson guitars, they need to switch to Fender and it'll sound better" 1322559
Reposted by Heather Coles™️Greg Pryjmachuk @minskworks.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.” 10966341867
Reposted by Heather Coles™️bunnie 晓梦 Strawbeary plushies 9/29! @strawbunnycake.bsky.social · 01/03/2026as sweet as bulbasaur 🍨 #pokemon 1298119
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Remember when Zuck said he was adding legs to VR but the entire demo was canned motion capture and instead they just put in some inverse kinematic-sorta legs and you couldn’t even see your own legs, only other people’s? NEVER FORGET WE WERE PROMISED LEGS AND EVERYONE GOT LEGS BUT YOU. 010
Reposted by Heather Coles™️Milkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Stones and rocks for every month 636774
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 12/02/2026My friend Eddie is sweet and reliable if anyone in the Seattle area needs a pet sitter. 000
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Dice but your randomized result comes in the form of a unique noise that two of the dice make when they tap together. 010
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Every time I do a math, a scientist should have to do an art so they can know failure too. 010
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Made my tutor an eflyer. Check it out. pwnwriters.org/course/poetr... 010
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Luigi wasn't an aberration. It truly is easier to murder someone than it is to get healthcare through any insurance. Today I spent half of my appointment crying at the front desk instead of being treated and ultimately I had to basically sign a blank check to get any treatment at all. 010
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Today I got a software update that optimized things and used less space LOL JK JK 040
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Shut up and take my money. www.engadget.com/wearables/ip...engadget.comiPolish brings color-changing press-on smart nails to CESThe color-changing nails from 'Total Recall' are now a reality. 020
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Unpaid tech support is allowed to say: "I dunno, yolo, give it a shot" 020
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 16/12/2025How'd I get signed up for a game I didn't sign up for? How did I get trapped in this maze with no walls? How much are points? Do these have street value? 010
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Bsky added a drop shadow to their icon. I’M TELLING 010
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 11/12/2025That's it social media. Blue's illegal now. The police will now be repossessing it from all of your brandings and interfaces. You can have any color but blue. You've abused the privilege and ruined it for everyone. You're under arrest **handcuff emoji** 220
Reposted by Heather Coles™️Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Our country is just four corporations in a trench coat 626566
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Valve, a company who makes multiple billions a year in profit being a middleware storefront, can’t waste resources on stopping the abuse of marginalized developers on their own platform. The bar is SO LOW but somehow they don’t even manage that. 020
Heather Coles™️ @heathercoles.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Don't listen to them Cloud Dancer ☁️ 🪩 Warm off-white IS a color. Never doubt yourself, I'd kill and die for you. #Pantone #CloudDancer #Pantone2026 #PantoneColorOfTheYear 020