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madeline their tiny clown bones creak softly as they move 33/she?

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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 15m
snoozing at the Ango Altar
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol I just wanna be clear im not out here stomping on every bug I see like some jerk
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(in case context is needed, spotted lanternflies are invasive and we've been under express orders from wildlife experts since like 2020 to squash them on sight)
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it was signed at the bottom with some guys name, I think there may just be 1 misguided but passionate philly man who's speaking for the flies
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't get a pic of it but I saw what seemed like genuine pro-spotted lantern fly propaganda today, a sticker that said like "ALL God's creatures have a purpose" over a photo of a bug
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we watch TV together you see
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
merle has never sat normal in his life
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
too luxurious
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
don't you see that's Ogden Wernstrom
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
never felt more like my family than seeing david herman in an episode of Angel and listing off his voice acting credits to a very patient mickey
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
now he's snuggled up against bennys butt
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mickeys crinkling plastic behind the book shelf and merle is captivated
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
he'll just do this by himself for like a half hour
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
God forbid we set aside linens for a house guest
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
also new cutie we got they named her Blues for her eyes but we've renamed her Blues Clues because you cannot survive in animal welfare without some whimsy
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
of course of the three in the litter, the only brown piggie is named Whitey
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
he's so cute for no reason
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
merle knocked my entire fresh coffee on the carpet and now he's playing with the towels I put down 😡
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
he's the only one of his siblings who got a photoshoot like this, what a fancy boy
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so supposedly he likes minnows, and that's a fun bonus thing to watch out for. also rediscovered this picture
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I went looking through merles old shelter record memos to see if anyone at animal control noted what kinds of treats he likes (churu tubes make him frightened) and found buried in an old medical waiver that 2 of his littermates died of congestive heart failure 😬
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Vincent Marie @vincentmarie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is a very specific brand of handsoap, Intercon Chemical Company, so check if you're in one of the listed states & you have one of the lots. As a precaution, it might be a good idea to keep a little bottle of hand sanitizer with you for public bathroom use.
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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sabrina, uncluttered @unwisewoman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
girl who doesnt understand anything: call me twin peaks the way i be killing these arnold palmers
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lowkey I hate being given a dog in a game because then you gotta either take care of it or you have to not take care of it and there’s no winning
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wow! 🤩
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
unrelated to couch triumph i got this for mickeys birthday and im very proud of my fb marketplace find
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yayyyyy first leggy dangle
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Benny's review: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "hell yeeahg"
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thank you, a) i got it from joanne fabrics (rip), b) other than the cat shrines it's one of the only things I have on the wall lol
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
yeah sure maybe we can't open the fridge all the way anymore but it's got a pull out bed and can seat more than 2 people without needing to snuggle each other, thank you Bob's
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
couch ✨️ finally I don't have to nag mickey to sit more gently because the back legs are giving out
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
he does NOT wanna know what's going on out there
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
couch delivery todayyyyy maybe ive just been burned too many times over too many moves but im v nervous even though there's nothing I can do to prepare
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hello???
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so brave, didn't hide when mickeys mom came over 💪
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
he melts
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
watch out Benny he's gonna steal your skin
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
after a couple days of sleepy depression all it took was 1 zero sugar monster energy to get me to do all my weekend chores in like 3 hours, nectar of the gods
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After three years, today is my last day at Anthropic. They found me hiding in their bathroom's ceiling and kicked me out.
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
he only does stuff because brother did it first
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morgueline @hdpocketshaking.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
aha this is the jojo doppelganger named jude
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