H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My one hour podcast is again two hours long these people must learn fear 000
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Howard Stern is whatever but any adult man who wants to talk to me about Howard Stern without fail is a freak and a psycho 001
Reposted by H E L E Ndo you think i'm spooky dot horse @truebe.horse · 28/09/2026What I feel like we need now more than ever is another round of extremely-mid young-adult post-apocalyptic dystopia media franchises. 051
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whoever put a scale in the bathroom at the basement show, go to jail 010
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You got Indiana Pennsylvania and New York Pennsylvania and they must fight 110
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Every dog is either a rat dog, a wolf dog, or a bear dog, with the rare wolf subvariant of deer 020
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Friday night time to screen the polycule for autism 012
Reposted by H E L E NCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Knuckle tats: M O R E S A L T 212733
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I hate writing that's like "the [entire group of people] of [entire time period]" like have you ever looked around the lobby of a Sheraton 020
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Redneck does not equal truck. Rednecks will drive a prius if that's what they can wrench on in memé's yard. 030
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In the back of the work van staring directly at the sun 120
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"Under nationalized healthcare you'd have to wait-" I already wait six months for every fifteen minute appointment stfu 020
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Learning literally anything about Ridley Scott has cured my imposter syndrome 110
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Take me to the horse vet the human vets have failed 010
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I'm a horse girl but not like I like horses more like I eat oats and am scared 040
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"doing my estrogen shot while singing the 'yes I'm a man' burger song- go ahead, put it on bluesky! put it on tiktok! I don't care. You went immediately for bluesky!" 020
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Daydreaming about things I can put in jars to eat later 074
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Ur sons are listening to podcasts on 2x speed without headphones in the Port Authority bus terminal 020
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I'm about to draw gay manga for an entire seven hour bus trip because nobody is allowed to mistake the long sleeves long skirt long hair for fundamentalism 040
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Softening my popsicle by rotating it over my mug of tea like a goose on a spit 020
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Doomscrolling just long enough to get 🔥hotd takes and stopping before the racist fan art challenge difficulty mid season 020
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Everyone AB testing their titles and thumbnails live makes me feel like the timeline is splintering before my eyes 020
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Alys Rivers would have been way into Warrior Cats. She'd be 12 years old writing 100k plus word fics about her OC clan 020
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026All doctors know is take your blood, touch keyboard and shrug 120
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026"this is made up I have to stop thinking about the ghost you're not cheating on me with" gay 021
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026In 85 years they're gonna have a word for whatever makes me Like This 153
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Elder Scrolls IV and The Winds of Winter will be released within six months of each other, signalling The End Times 030
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026HotD fans like "patriarchy 😭" but bro the FEUDALISM 022
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This world cup is about everyone coming together to hate Argentina 011
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The world is celebrating bastille day by defeating the french 010
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Wow! I love this topic! Unfortunately the presenter is annoying. I will proceed in ignorance 120
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026An engagement metric for how deep you can go in a thread before someone calls a podcaster a CIA plant 010
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Why is it cheaper to fly to abu dhabi right now than to visit my brother in- oh right 010
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If no one is trying to sell cows at a fair I feel deceived 010
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026My 1 hour podcasts each hitting 2 hours now. We are letting them get too confident 121
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I love watching my silly dragon show and never ever talking to any of the fans 020
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026 I left a half a French press of coffee in the fridge from Friday morning till now and guys I know how we get to mars- 151
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If you collect art for any reason other than you like it you owe me $6,000 010
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026being this online has made me funnier and more popular. Surely the trend will continue 010
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Popping off (imagining the fight I COULD HAVE if only I put my soul into it) 120
H E L E N @hcanderson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Chanting Mexico ecuador at my girlfriend while my tummy hurts so bad 021
