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hbflyte

@hbflyte.bsky.social
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Existential strategist, PhD candidate, and all-around person. Evangelist for Wawa supremacy

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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need a script that will automatically pause a video for half a second where there a cut has been done to remove natural pauses in conversation because holy cripes! Those natural pauses are there for a reason, my guy.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we are not even people to them
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The professors actually teaching students to write are too busy working at three different colleges to pay for health insurance to write an op-ed for the NYTimes. How many classes you teach on the regular? How many first-year classes? What's the names of your students? Fuck off.
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Kathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I actually can’t get past the first sentence of this opinion piece: “Most college professors I know believe that students learn to think — critically, creatively, reflectively, tenaciously — only by writing.” This simply isn’t true, at least not in my experience, and it sets up quite the straw man.
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Opinion | I’m a College Professor. Writing Isn’t as Important as We Think.
If I do not treat writing as essential for achieving thought, it is not clear why I should force my students to.
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taber @kvetch.gay · 28/09/2026
Here's a map of how iron ore mined in Minnesota moves (the red lines). Note the markers for where steel facilities are located, they're where they are because you have to move the stuff on ships. There are no steel mills in Iowa of any size because you can't get the fucking stuff it's made of there
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In practice, AI literacy doesn’t start with building the tool for your personal use. It starts with understanding yourself as a collection of tasks who should subcontract those out to a machine. Almost no regular person’s life currently exists as such.
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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Elite universities mea culpas about the “loss of trust” in higher education so often fail to consider the force of the longterm propagandistic attack on universities, given extensive play in conservative media, that long preceded Trump, but which he has massively accelerated.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone was surveiling me when I tried having a Tomodachi.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Greek Life is a Cancer.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Evergreen
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy crap! I've never gotten over 100 likes on a post. When do I get my Netflix special?
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Immediately puts iPhone on Airplane mode.*
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everyone must use AI...not like that. "Oh, yes. You're right. Thanks for pointing that out. Would you like me to continue training the model?"
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Side note: the NYT will edit out the filler words of every single male politician in a quote, but here they’ve left in every “like” and “kind of” in her vocabulary. Which is a choice, and not one I like.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I order a coffee with cream, it should be not be as hot as a coffee without cream. I said what I said.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The new Maintenance Phase episode has given me flashbacks to every "Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd:" email in my yahoo dot come inbox in the early oughts
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every day I strive to encourage my kinder, better nature. But If you talk as if you're always two words from a giggle, the black horse is gonna win.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist…
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Kaz Cooke @kazcooke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not an actor. Not a woman. Not an interview. Not a journalist. Not a denial. Not an AI 'malfunction', but a persistent nonsense-feature. Other than that, hot story, guys.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine being an adjunct at LSU, leaving your last class in a hurry so you can pick up some Door Dash deliveries on your way home to make rent that month and you see this shiny motherfucker walking around.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These democratic consultants need to follow James Carville back into the crypt and let serious people take over.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Revisited an article talking about the adjunctification of higher education and now I'm wondering why so many sex pests have tenure. I mean, I know why, but why.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When do we find out how big publishers had a helping hand in the IP theft of authors at the outset?
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Deep Thought needed a ball of organic chaos to answer the ultimate questions.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rationality has always been held up as antithesis and superior to emotionality, which Western modernity has coded feminine. It's a bisection of the human experience to make patriarchal masculinity seem superior and the ultimate goal of human evolution.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everyone's crying "Skynet! Skynet!" but this is not the scifi vision of the future we're headed toward. "Resistance is futile."
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If they want me to pay $40 for an article, I want a phone call from the moms of the scholars who wrote it to assure me they didn’t use AI.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For is it not told, that every decade until the end times, a message will appear, and once again you will have to unsubscribe from classmates dot com
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore is the moral compass we deserve.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Are there only two ways to watch your team this season: have regular TV (don't) or juggle at least three streaming services (won't)? Is there a super secret third way I just don't know? :(
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If it's in the cart, stay in the cart.
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 11/09/2026
I also find it hilarious how universities are justifying these expenditures using the language of 'equity.'"If we don't buy these tools for everyone, then only the rich kids will be able to afford them, and that's unfair." But you don't buy books assigned by profs for anyone? Why not subsidize that!
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m finally watching the third season of Hannibal (on Ep. 12) and somebody needs to explain to me how there is not another available psychiatrist in the Baltimore area. These people are swimming in their own shit. 
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Get these mother fucking things off the road.
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 04/09/2026
If your agent is doing this, they are not in any way operating with your best interests at heart and you need a different agent.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New Nintendo Direct -> Economic Anxiety
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◢ RED ◣ @rrh-art.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's almost like as if years of micro transactions > live service > Always online > exesive crunch > Mass layoffs > AI addoption > 'you don't own anything' attitude > shitty CEO personalities, is really bad for a companies sales. Who knew?
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What number seal is this? Five or six.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Shop for their own food" does not specify where that money comes from. Meal plans that can be covered by financial aid make college accessible. The hands-on priority is cool, I guess. (well done reinventing community college, apprenticeships and - hopefully not - Devry).
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You want more psychopaths? Because this is how you get more psychopaths. Fucking talk to your kids, yo. Fucking fuck.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We've dismantled our food protections so much that even blueberries (the superfood!) are unsafe, so it's not like I was going to be eating beef now. Priiiiiiiiiiions.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me, thirty seconds ago, a little angel, a marshmellow, a delightful cupcake: "What's this viral burrito image?" Me, now:
A black cat, traumatized with ears back and eyes wide. There is text underneath that reads "What has been seen... cannot be un-seen." Yes, the AI burrito is that bad.
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The Tiny Angry Witch @tinyangrywitch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
⭐ BOOK ⭐ The Tiny Angry Witch has got a book of magic - but when you’re tiny, turning the pages can be tricky… This is our longest video so far. Stop-motion animation, made with models, props, and patience! Written, built, animated, voiced, and scored by 4 x people (and 1 x Witch)
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 19/08/2026
a bunch of despicable fascist freaks abruptly canceling their caliper posting to pretend to have morals proves beyond any question that Something Is Off
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You see the way the GOP is freaking out over one Ossoff attack? And how weak they look? Thats how Dems look all the time to them. That’s why we steal their playbook and then win.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Do they come in a dusty rose? It's like remaking the world into only what pleases you, but without having billions of dollars. What a bargain!
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If we're going to have prediction betting markets, then regular people should be able to sue corporate blockheads for making statements like this. No one gets to speak out their ass any more - not if there's money moving.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy!
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 16/08/2026
lol lmao even
screenshot of a headline of an opinion article from the New York Daily News titled "Democrats must resist shifting far left" with a picture of Abdul El-Sayed and below the picture it notes that the author is Andrew Cuomo
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
One of the problems with ordering from the Starbucks app is that I don't know that there's a barista strike going on before I head over to pick up my order. So my money still crossed the picket line. (I didn't.) Sorry :(
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