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hbflyte

@hbflyte.bsky.social
111 followers 188 following 393 posts

Existential strategist, PhD candidate, and all-around person. Evangelist for Wawa supremacy

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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me, thirty seconds ago, a little angel, a marshmellow, a delightful cupcake: "What's this viral burrito image?" Me, now:
A black cat, traumatized with ears back and eyes wide. There is text underneath that reads "What has been seen... cannot be un-seen." Yes, the AI burrito is that bad.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What could have been.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
fuck this guy forever I hope all his days are bad and he has no way to externalize the despair
McAfee is the actual virus.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A male house finch just landed on my bird feeder and three females landed right next to him. I immediately thought: "flashy."
A picture of Uzui Tengen sitting in a red chair, surrounded by his three wives: Makio, Suma, and Hinatsuru from the anime Kimetsu no Yaiba (Demon Slayer). They are all very, very flashy.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
K-Pop band, BTS's RM spraying something inside what looks to be a bathroom with the caption "get this shit off my screen".
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I got an email from a popular tax filing service...
The "Is this a butterfly" meme with a screenshot of an email from TurboTax reading "Protect your return, Heather" and then the words "Is this extortion?" written at the bottom of the image.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I feel like this means something.
A chart showing the video/photo and ad/follow/no-follow distribution of 36 posts on a timeline viewed in Chrome and uBlock Origin Lite installed.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
My brain when I'm curious about a thing someone mentions:
Two YouTube short thumbnails side by side - one is of the lead singer of the band Ghost and another a ginger kitten in a box.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If you make people opt OUT of a recurring payment when making a donation...
Also, straight to jail.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If you make people send an email to cancel a subscription...
Straight to jail
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I accidentally hit a button labeled “heartfelt” on the Facebook post I was writing and the “AI” rewrote it. Thankfully, I was able to hit undo, but how long until it just rewrites it for engagement purposes without telling us? Meta already does that for ads so, why not for posts?
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I dunno if these are the right icons for my collection, Raindrop.io - what the actual fuck?
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Squirt!
Chunky gray tabby lying on her back, looking toward the camera, completely unbothered.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
My unethically AI-generated cat meme asked for by the group admins. Putting it here for posterity. (Also AI prompts make good alt-text)
A cat sitting in a cardboard box, looking completely unbothered while two other cats are aggressively fighting right next to it.

Top Text: World War II happening all around
Bottom Text: Switzerland: “This is fine.”
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
"Wide for the Win" Facebook group deleted my comment on their post about a paid class to teach writers how to use AI for their marketing. All I did was write a prompt for AI to create a class to teach writers how to use AI for their marketing. LOLLERSKATES
Comment says: "Dear ChatGPT: please write the script for an online class, spanning at least ten 30-minute sessions, that explains how to use AI to write marketing and advertising copy for self-published authors who are new to using AI prompts. Write five short prompts for the top ten popular fiction genes. Also, create a list of twenty possible questions a novice may have." Please give me $89. Thank you.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is a really inefficient way to display a map. Like, do you even want me to read it? @weather.bsky.social
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
If you ask for cat, but I can’t post cat to you because you don’t follow me, then you don’t get cat. Here is cat for everyone else. Her name is Squirt.
A gray tabby named Squirt, staring into the void a bit.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
That’s a narrow definition of student you got there, Philadelphia Horticultural Society. Signed, every non-traditional student in the greater Philadelphia area.
Screen capture of the student ticket price for the 2025 Philadelphia Flower Show that defines a student as between the ages of 18-24 only.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Consistent
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Not a care in the world.
Chonky gray tabby, feet up in the air, white belly exposed and toes curled in. Ridiculous.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Axios… why would you do this?
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Not-really-daily Squirt
A hard working gray tabby with white feets asleep on a beige sofa.
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
(Mostly) Daily Squirt 3
Gray tabby on a wood floor looking over her shoulder
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Daily Squirt 2 (with Alt text)
Gray and white tabby cat, nose close to the camera, daring to get a *boop*
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hbflyte @hbflyte.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Daily Squirt 1
Gray and white tabby cat, walking toward the camera, concerned
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