Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 8hHe used "bless his heart" in a way that wouldve made a southern grandma drop her tea jug and turn around, assuming a severely stupid child has gotten injured 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 8hi'm sorry that you can't get the best endorsement. that already happened w/ pictures for sad children and long john silver's, where the artist made the whole site into a promo, completely unprompted and unpaid they got a "very confused" cease and desist 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 10hdogg once again you have cleared the jenga tower of anticipation with a point-blank cannon blast 020
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 11hthey have ruined my favorite thing and i now must find some kind of splinter of it to focus on, or invent some kind of amish-like community in which creation is the focus rather than sticking to the old traditions. I'm not good at much but I'd help someone run a bakelizer. 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026get you someone who looks at you like moraff looks at display mode lists 010
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026for reference: people who were at the top level of Pepsi were ecstatic about Michael Jackson being laser immolated because it was bonus publicity their products are absurdly cheap at scale, and I doubt the cola leaves add anything to Coke's final cost (not that anyone else can use them) 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the Flowers for Algernon days piss me off more than being unwell 020
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I had days when I was just fine and then I'd get slammed back into it. I think my jaw might be falling off but I'm too scared to get it checked out and also nobody seems to give a shit 110
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the internet would have gone absolutely apeshit over that dude 20 years ago. he would have been using all the rogue stuff to avoid fans 000
Reposted by HaaazzzlRob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello 81393208
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026hugely recommend legend of princess if you haven't already played it, konjak rules 030
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this account gets clicks by posting w/o disclosing, you can p. much assume it's all on the same level 040
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I am 6'4, I lose a foot and hit 6'5 (posture improved after rehab) and now when I walk into a busy place I am not even in the top ten Talls. People taller than me activate a gremlin fight or flight and it's getting more common! 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026petty grudges are one of life's great fuels. my dad? never angry. Me? I don't remember why I have a grudge against Cuba Gooding Jr. anymore but get that guy outta here 130
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026to be fair the vita is completely insane and got commercial android ports pre-ai 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm avoiding VGE posts because they require a YouTube click to discern AI usage and I ain't rewarding that kind of behavior. Safer to just assume anything they post is slop, like a particularly untrustworthy secondary source 030
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026one time hbox went to a 1200 person tournament with COVID and would not wear mask 021
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I went west a bit and there's hills out here. Dang. We ain't got those where I'm from 010
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026he's mourning respectfully, acts decisively, and may make Mario jump higher (undecided) 010
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He played maskless and infected and was coughing on people in 2022 110
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026we needed Mr. Prog before this stage of the internet. that's the decision that led us down the bad future path (llms, surge pricing) instead of the good one (hacking a bear, Hennessy tarantulas) 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026public universal income + a system like this for other earnings, which also caps the amount a bank can effectively operate its shadier sides 010
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I used to bike around there but my braking method mainly involved a grassy hill! 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026for some reason if I ask my advisors if something is a good idea, they say no! so I just do it anyway! 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if he hands me a mace and chain mail w/ a cross on it, i'm going to hit a data center server rack w/ it. 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026none of them have the brute force to handle gamebryo/creation's glorious trash fire but on console you can't fix anything broken 100
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I know for a fact the creator of Clippy has seen Clippy mpreg and was... Upset? Disturbed? 010
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In Silent Assassin, the ship captain did a full owl 360 when I went to strangle him and it threw me off for a whiiiile 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the hulk hogan meat shoes take time to reach optimal terrympature 001
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I used ai for something yesterday and I consider it a great moral failing. otoh it was in service of my continued life 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026we have similar posting energy and if we did the fusion dance we'd be able to blow the universe into a expanding cloud of petpetpets in a single tweet 010
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026anyone got michael jordan's contact? i need it for a very stupid reason 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026badass, a intersection near me seems to be pvp enabled. three+ wrecks in two days and I almost witnessed one. Someone got murdered in the woods nearby and that's fucked up though 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026they could put the icon on the home screen with some vita-to-switch ports and nobody would be the wiser. Sony might not even want to acknowledge it. the original vita hardware is competitive with switch clocks iirc, and downclocked 2/3 of it so they didn't have to put a fan in 000
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026they'd have to have a small fee to change someone else's avatar 020
Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026there is a local ENT that actually compartmentalizes each segment. the nose guy ain't even thinking about a throat without a referral 001