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Haaazzzl

@hazzle.bsky.social
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hello. i am old. i like video games and finding things in them that i oughtn't. i like helping people on here w/ emulation and stuff. i'm a rando but usually a positive one

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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 7h
I promise to be doing my best.
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 8h
He used "bless his heart" in a way that wouldve made a southern grandma drop her tea jug and turn around, assuming a severely stupid child has gotten injured
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 8h
I liked him in Dark Souls 2!
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 8h
i'm sorry that you can't get the best endorsement. that already happened w/ pictures for sad children and long john silver's, where the artist made the whole site into a promo, completely unprompted and unpaid they got a "very confused" cease and desist
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 9h
didnt he get off a plane with his new child
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 10h
dogg once again you have cleared the jenga tower of anticipation with a point-blank cannon blast
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 11h
they have ruined my favorite thing and i now must find some kind of splinter of it to focus on, or invent some kind of amish-like community in which creation is the focus rather than sticking to the old traditions. I'm not good at much but I'd help someone run a bakelizer.
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 12h
tell it to go away
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
get you someone who looks at you like moraff looks at display mode lists
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
for reference: people who were at the top level of Pepsi were ecstatic about Michael Jackson being laser immolated because it was bonus publicity their products are absurdly cheap at scale, and I doubt the cola leaves add anything to Coke's final cost (not that anyone else can use them)
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the Flowers for Algernon days piss me off more than being unwell
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I had days when I was just fine and then I'd get slammed back into it. I think my jaw might be falling off but I'm too scared to get it checked out and also nobody seems to give a shit
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the internet would have gone absolutely apeshit over that dude 20 years ago. he would have been using all the rogue stuff to avoid fans
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hugely recommend legend of princess if you haven't already played it, konjak rules
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this account gets clicks by posting w/o disclosing, you can p. much assume it's all on the same level
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am 6'4, I lose a foot and hit 6'5 (posture improved after rehab) and now when I walk into a busy place I am not even in the top ten Talls. People taller than me activate a gremlin fight or flight and it's getting more common!
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
petty grudges are one of life's great fuels. my dad? never angry. Me? I don't remember why I have a grudge against Cuba Gooding Jr. anymore but get that guy outta here
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
to be fair the vita is completely insane and got commercial android ports pre-ai
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he became hungrypox
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm avoiding VGE posts because they require a YouTube click to discern AI usage and I ain't rewarding that kind of behavior. Safer to just assume anything they post is slop, like a particularly untrustworthy secondary source
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
one time hbox went to a 1200 person tournament with COVID and would not wear mask
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I went west a bit and there's hills out here. Dang. We ain't got those where I'm from
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he's mourning respectfully, acts decisively, and may make Mario jump higher (undecided)
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they call those fridge cigs
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He played maskless and infected and was coughing on people in 2022
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
congratulations eggplant wizard from kid Icarus
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
little chair w/ the spring ball powerup in it
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
didn't he spread covid
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we needed Mr. Prog before this stage of the internet. that's the decision that led us down the bad future path (llms, surge pricing) instead of the good one (hacking a bear, Hennessy tarantulas)
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
public universal income + a system like this for other earnings, which also caps the amount a bank can effectively operate its shadier sides
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I used to bike around there but my braking method mainly involved a grassy hill!
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
nobody ever set a baseline so it's hard to say
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
for some reason if I ask my advisors if something is a good idea, they say no! so I just do it anyway!
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if he hands me a mace and chain mail w/ a cross on it, i'm going to hit a data center server rack w/ it.
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
none of them have the brute force to handle gamebryo/creation's glorious trash fire but on console you can't fix anything broken
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wisdom of odin, intelligence of orange
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know for a fact the creator of Clippy has seen Clippy mpreg and was... Upset? Disturbed?
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In Silent Assassin, the ship captain did a full owl 360 when I went to strangle him and it threw me off for a whiiiile
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the hulk hogan meat shoes take time to reach optimal terrympature
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I used ai for something yesterday and I consider it a great moral failing. otoh it was in service of my continued life
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we have similar posting energy and if we did the fusion dance we'd be able to blow the universe into a expanding cloud of petpetpets in a single tweet
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ain't this how you test graphics acceleration on linux
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they're trying the inverse endorsement of death!
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone got michael jordan's contact? i need it for a very stupid reason
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
badass, a intersection near me seems to be pvp enabled. three+ wrecks in two days and I almost witnessed one. Someone got murdered in the woods nearby and that's fucked up though
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they could put the icon on the home screen with some vita-to-switch ports and nobody would be the wiser. Sony might not even want to acknowledge it. the original vita hardware is competitive with switch clocks iirc, and downclocked 2/3 of it so they didn't have to put a fan in
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh no I've seen your normals, are you a ghost now
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they'd have to have a small fee to change someone else's avatar
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Haaazzzl @hazzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there is a local ENT that actually compartmentalizes each segment. the nose guy ain't even thinking about a throat without a referral
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