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Linus's mom (she/they)

@hazeloak.bsky.social
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Linus, Lucy, and Huck keep me on my toes. AuDHD, over educated, under employed, Buddhist, queer. Influences: Pema Chodron, Ani DiFranco, Stephen Jay Gould, Grace Hopper, Dolly Parton, Fred Rogers

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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 2h
Go west of the Mississippi, all of the sudden they're putting mayo on everything. What's up with that?
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 12h
If that was true, why would they need to advertise it relentlessly? If ppl naturally enjoyed it, wouldn't they just seek it out, like visiting national parks, or eating out? You might get the occasional ad for a particular game (park/restaurant) but not the current relentless in your face deluge.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 22h
We no longer struggle to get the details right. It's why I don't code commercially any more.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love it!
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you two become the next unicorn, don't forget us little people 🤣🤣
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...now you're cashing in again with the "I'm such a great duude" non-apology tour. Next up, a book and a so-called charitable foundation. Glassbowls, one and all.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm so unimpressed by these... fine gentlemen. Yeah, you left. Raked in the mega bucks, cashed in your chips birthing the dystopia with your less than impressive skillz (you worked there because you weren't good enough to work somewhere that didn't require your soul, let's be honest, shall we?)...
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@veronicaf.bsky.social professionally makes soap (and is also catsky)
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have absolutely no doubt that the AG in question would do it. Don't make the basic error of assuming these folks consider her human.
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 07/10/2026
h/t to @slack2thefuture.bsky.social for letting me know you can delete the "customer personalization" data in your Amazon account and enter anything you want. Like this.
Fucking with Amazon "customer personalization"
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have two main reactions to my results: 1) Lots of vague entries - a clear ploy to get me to provide additional info they haven't been able to get other ways. (Not a chance!) 2) I'm pretty pleased with my data discipline. They know squat about me, and nothing outside their borders.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, if you (I) are AuDHD, that is. Although I hear that allistic folk can sometimes experience a less intense version of the same thing.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finishing things can take a lot of energy, especially if they are emotionally loaded.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For some reason? Duh... 🫂
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Americans. The final episode is the best final episode I've ever seen. They also do the best job of using music from the times.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks for the update and for all you do for the floofs. ❤️🫂
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sounds normal to me!
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Shel Winkley @shelwinkleywx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heat Advisories & Excessive Heat Warnings cover most of California Saturday. 🌡️Highs in the 90s-low 100s running 15°-20° ABOVE average -- some of the top 5 hottest on record for Oct. 3rd. 🔴37.6K folks experiencing unusual October heat made at least 2x more likely by heat trapping pollution #cawx
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh no! 🫂🫂🫂 We love each of them so much and they know it. May you find peace this day. May Andromeda find peace and healing this day. May we all find peace this day.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, some folks pay lots of $$ for weighted blankets!
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Taking a moment to acknowledge the breathtaking racism of the recording. All White incredibly square crowd dancing to soul queen singing White man's song. So ok. Maybe, just maybe we have made a little progress over the past half decade.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What are they on about? Everyone knows that bugs eat books not read them! Sheeesh. Hoomans.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How can you resist that face!
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can't anticipate all the ways people can act maliciously. No one can! In order for us to function, we operate in the context of social contracts. The US built broken social contracts into our founding documents. You aren't crazy, our nation is crazy making.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gavin Newsom never fails to deliver for his billionaire tech bro buds. The rest of us can go pound sand.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my fave Bsky accounts!
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goals!
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would also argue that a US Army psychologist is incapable of being a viable source of reliable... data, theory, analysis, you name it, when it comes to violence, its antecedents and consequences.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tell me your never listened to Dolly (and view her and her fans with contempt) without telling me... Unfollowed.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gentle reminder: that's way too many items. State dinners don't have that many spoons! Roman orgies didn't (oh, wait)...
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He really is insufferably cute
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gorgeous chatty girl!
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Up? Up! Upupupup!
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Nashville Resist 🗳️ Against Authoritarianism @nashvilleresist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And keep the door unlocked, so Dolly can leave a book under your pillow. #DollyDay
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Newsom should be an illustrative example for definitions of entitlement. He thinks he would make a good president because he is entitled to be a good president, which justifies anything he does to become president.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just the Newsom we know and loathe.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok, so Huck is the only reason I have a subscription to Peacock. He is totally addicted to The Voice. Gingers gotta ginge.
Huck, a ginger tabby, is totally absorbed in The Voice. Huck, a ginger tabby, sits on the slender ledge in front of a large flat screen TV showing The Voice. He appears offended at the suggestion that he might watch from elsewhere and let others see the show, too.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Could we have a transcript for those of us with auditory processing disorders, etc?
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As someone who has an inner radar for creeps (I got so much crap for not liking Garrison Keillor), I sympathize.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Congrats! Mayhem ahead!
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What tools do we need to regrout the bathroom? Brain, regrouting is a pretty common task! Wouldn't it be neat to have a regrouting kit with dedicated tools we could just snag for that task?
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sound on for happy purring!
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a beautiful photograph!
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After years of Huck (my curly tailed ginger boi) and his sensitive GI tract exploring and ultimately rejecting various fuds, we discovered Inaba's high hydration options. Bingo! He eats all of it, asks for more and has finally put on weight. They have kitten food. Churu, except it's food!
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Smol kitten, huge focus!
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok, I am *not* in the least creeped out to see my internal dialog... Nope. See, self? There are other people out there like me.
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
80% ears, 100% tude!
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Linus's mom (she/they) @hazeloak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Friday frame of mind
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