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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag

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Salem's dog @magseidolia.bsky.social · 5h
read my shit while I’m away: bsky.app/profile/mags...
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 21h
But to Tom, it's all foolery.
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Okay last Yankpost but I wanted to bring back this banger.
Zohran Mamdami's Socialist Promises: Catboys will become real and have very low standards
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They call it high functioning because you'd have to be high to think this is what functioning looks like
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
[Strapping some poor maid down to a table and firing up an ECT machine] Yeah, I just don't really believe in smart appliances
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
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cas, creature extraordinare @neonfxcker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I finally have a crate !!!!! My wife set it up for me while I was at work and ngl I cried when I came home to it
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look, I get it: transitioning is scary so do it scared we all do it scared but you have to do it
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Coping at work? Usually with a cutoff wheel on an angle grinder but if I'm lucky they let me break out the oxyacetylene torch
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry to the empty hypndollies but cisgender coworkers have cornered the market on uncritically absorbing any idea their superiors tell them
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Sophie's dog @elektra.dog · 26/09/2026
butchbreaking should carry the death penalty imo
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Large, sweaty blue-collar butches. You agree.
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you're being such an #adjective #noun for #title... your #qualities are so #defined... you're going to be #title's #superlative #example aren't you? #somethingplay
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not all ironworkers get to make welds... you're going to stand on top of the #fireblanket and make sure the #extinguisher is within arm's reach... you're going to be a good #firewatch for this entire #8hourshift, aren't you? You're gonna stare at sparks hitting concrete for your #foreman forever...
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fucking hell. I am obscenely, painfully, inconsolably ravenous tonight I could plow a dozen broken knights into the dirt 'til I was licking their blood from my teeth and it wouldn't do a fucking thing I need... More. I need something substantial to sink my claws into.
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CE-489 Radio Girl @ancyor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is a sex toy
the control room of a nuclear power plant
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CE-489 Radio Girl @ancyor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i could never work in a nuclear power plant id be too busy trying to fuck the control room
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Woman who gets really worked up after the gym would like you to come within arms length for no particular reason. Yes these are my workout clothes and I've been gone for an hour. Don't question it
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Womb tattoo
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Replica004 | Sara Zeno Camponeschi @replica004.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me lately
Vicious cicle of "I gotta work more"
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drinking cold water isn't enough, I need liquid cooling pipes like a pc
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Blue collar/White collar is an extremely underrated dynamic I think. Give me overworked office ladies having one pint too many and the big butch construction workers that love them
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Carnitine @beastmoder.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
fully clothed office woman kissing boxer-brief concealed erection
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Ms. Drakonovna @artificialangel13.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
[Waking up from a dream voice] sex is something you do at the range with a bolt action sniper rifle
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stressjob from a woman with big emotional baggage
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What stage of depression is it when you can only picture yourself in the old proletkvlt artstyle
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
aura recovery
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proletkvlt @proletkvlt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
its been too long without any lydias
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My dead wife montage is gonna be directed like a slipknot music video
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several thousand wrens @athingthatneeds.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i think i need to cum seven million times or maybe never again
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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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hightierfleet.bsky.social @hightierfleet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TO ALL THE REBEL HATERS AND DOOMERS TO ALL THE THEMES-AND-SUCH UNDERSTANDERS AND HANDLER GOONERS I BETTER SEE ONE OF THESE FROM EACH AND EVERY ONE OF Y'ALL ON MY DESK BY 5PM TOMORROW #mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
HOUNDVERSE REBEL APOLOGY FORM
TO: Warhoundverse Rebellion
FROM: (blank) DATE: (blank)
REASON FOR BEHAVIOR:
- The media convinced me they were washed
- I didn't watch the actual AARs
- I only looked at Jane Handler's aura farming
- I don't know mech strategy or logistics
- I was jealous of Kione
- Mercury was in retrograde

I will hereby respect the rebellion and I will NOT talk down on the future liberators of Knossos

YOUR APOLOGY NEEDS TO BE AS LOUD AS YOUR DISRESPECT WAS
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Despoina [Commissions Open] @desdarkdesigns.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
Reminder as to why you do not under any circunstances trust these companies with your data. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
ID photos of 70,000 users may have been leaked, Discord says
The platform says hackers targeted a firm that helped to verify the ages of its users.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Weremorgan ⚢🔥🐺 @comeuppance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People see us talking and their reaction is "erm this is so confusing!!! I thought being butch was this?!?" because they can't actually accept that this is a topic with deep nuance and personal context, nor do they ever want to actually just talk to us or ask. They want a clean label to slap on us.
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Weremorgan ⚢🔥🐺 @comeuppance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And it's tiring. Being constantly objectified like this, and on top of that, having our identities treated as indecipherable enigmas, while at the same time, being a topic of debate by non-butches. I talk about my identity and relationship to gender a lot w/ other butches. Very few others care.
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Weremorgan ⚢🔥🐺 @comeuppance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And this manifests in the above, or assuming we don't care about or put effort or deliberation into our appearance, or expecting us to be dispensers of sexual attention in the form of penetration and assertion, putting the entire burden of pursuit upon us.
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Weremorgan ⚢🔥🐺 @comeuppance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Discount men in the sense that it becomes very easy to enlist us to give free emotional or physical labor, becomes easy to cast our actions and sexual desire as dangerous and intrusive. Embracing our own masculinity is taken as a sort of admission or consent to not be treated as a proper woman.
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Weremorgan ⚢🔥🐺 @comeuppance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
as a butch trans woman, I've unfortunately found that a lot of other trans women have unexamined biases and hangups about butchness, because the concept of wearing masculinity so freely looks like regression or detransition, even, and it contributes to us being treated like discount men.
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
head from a girl that knows this UI
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Mira, Violation Incarnate @mechsplotunes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
having a handle that doesn't sound like a Magic the Gathering card or WoW raid boss is a red flag
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Delilah, CWB Certified Dirtbag @hazardous-waist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Intox is great when a couple hits off a joint and the first sip of a good dirty martini turns me into the kind of person hollywood undead songs get written about
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Kallidora Rho @kallidorarho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Butch sleaze undefeated forever
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Tiffany Turrill @tiffanyturrill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
some of y'all
1900s illustration of a woman with blonde hair lying in an extravagant bed, next to her is a very relaxed person-sized lobster
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