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Haz

@hazardfox.bsky.social
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Home of a fox (and also stripy hyena and werewolf) - posts about many different topics. Might be NSFW so 🔞 AI bullshit blocked on sight. Butlerian Jihad now.

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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 23h
Fuck my stupid chud life
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gex ✅✅✅
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Ninji @ninji.dog · 03/10/2026
"There is no better way to do this", says furry convention which has an absolute shitshow of a registration process every year
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
straight to bed when i get in, don’t have the spoons for anything else.
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
today’s an absolute write off, woke up extremely anxious and work is really doing its best to try to make me lash out at someone who doesn’t deserve it. team lead tried to make me give up my last WFH day until the 13th as well but i booked a flu vaccine appointment which worked
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who would abuse an animal like that???
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s truly nothing like a relationship that’s ethically not supposed to happen
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THANK YOUUU!! 🦊❄️
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THANK YOUUU!!!
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank youuuuu
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank youuuuu The legal penalty would have been me doing this face 🥺 at you, whether that’s worse than prison is your opinion
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you Catkin, and same!
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy birthday, birthday twin x3
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank youuuu
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank youuuu
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THANK YOUUUU!!!
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank youuuu
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank youuuuu
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank youuuuu
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank youuuuu
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank youuuuu
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank youuuuu
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello it is my birthday so everyone is legally obliged to wish me a happy birthday
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, if you don’t have a roommate then we can figure something out! My room is on a cancellable rate anyway
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If anyone’s still looking (people I know relatively well preferred) I have a room booked already on the cheap, but open to changing plans if needed, just hmu
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ah fuck I still don’t have an NFC roommate lol
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guessing you just landed at Stansted xP
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have hired this fox to stare at you. #FursuitFriday 📸 @ntos.tech 🪡 @cassiuscrafts.com 📍 Eurofurence 2026
myself in my partial fursuit, peeking over a barrier
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy shit they’re hot… can’t get enough of that look they’re giving while they’re gripping onto their strap. Really love the zipper mouth too, perfect look for a service gimp
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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No No No No Pomegranates
Alt: gif of the lady in a university lecture hall screaming “NO NO NO NO POMEGRANATES!”
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¡harley! ✨ @un.lobi.to · 18/09/2026
hewwo!!! 🐾 🦊 @hazardfox.bsky.social 📸 @ntos.tech #fursuitfriday #fursuit #ef30
a photo taken of two fursuiters posing over the eurofurence banner inside the congress centre hamburg, zoomed in to just the letters FUR. a grey wolf fursuiter poses with its paws on the railing, and a yellow and green fox fursuiter poses with his paws up.
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“You are the reason our business is still operating”
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Thanos: I Don't Even Know Who You Are
Alt: Scene from Avengers Endgame where Thanos says “I don’t even know who you are”
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
update: this company ghosted me completely after the interview, no email or phone call. so I guess I didn’t get the job lol that’s been my only interview after sending out 30-40 applications on multiple different job sites, so things are looking good so far /s
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thanks for the opportunity :3
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Dusty Yeen ⛓️⬛✨ @dustyyeen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
✨RAFFLE TIME✨ Thank you for 2k followers! Where did y’all come from!? 🎨Win 1 Portrait/ Headshot 🎨 To participate: -Follow, repost and reply to this with your character; -Ends in 48 hours; -AI pics are disqualified Good luck to everyone!
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ezra @ordo-xenos.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Like damn is it that serious?? I literally get notifications from them sending the goddamn messages in the first place, if they’re trying to get me to read their messages faster it’s actually having the opposite effect. Don’t be a bitch
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if someone @ mentions me in a 1 on 1 Teams chat I think I should get an option that allows me to execute them on the spot
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I Have No Tomodachi Life And I Must Live The Dream
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When the schedule said “Hazard” was next on, I think they should’ve clarified which one 😒 #FursuitFriday 📸 @confuzzled.org.uk 📍 ConFuzzled 2026 🐺 @hazardwolf.bsky.social 🪡 @madebymercury.bsky.social / @cassiuscrafts.com
myself in my fursuit, wearing an orange Hawaiian shirt, black t-shirt, brown Bermuda shorts, and light grey trainers with yellow socks visible pointing at my evil twin Hazard, a grey wolf with black hair. in the background is a stage with various instruments
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who caught you lacking this time
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy birthday!! :3
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The biscuit factory is open
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Nyhgault @nyhgault.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A small coloured sequence for #MicroMay, feat. @buizelknight.bsky.social and @buizilla.bsky.social ~ "Packing Solutions"
"Damn, how are we going to carry all this stuff to the convention? It'll never fit!""Why bother? I'll just use Bui's shrinking ray, and we'll grow everything back to normal once we get there!"
"Heh, it works! Let's quickly take care of the rest!""Ha! Look at that! Everything is gonna fit in just one backpack!"
"That was way too easy!""Well, I wonder where Bui is... I guess I'll jut put his stuff in his bag. It's almost time to go!"
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Enjoying Eurofurence so much, as usual I was given these cool glasses, now I’m 100% cooler #FursuitFriday 📸 & 😎 - @un.lobi.to 🧵 @cassiuscrafts.com
a picture of myself in my partial fox fursuit, putting my paws up to my muzzle cutely. the background is blurred with bokeh and features a tree, a modern building and some crowds
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’d still be a fox :P I chose to be one because of the urban foxes of London
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You get a blank space to write your name?
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cat wearing a tie saying "don't get me started" in front of the Getting Me Started factory.
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