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Haz

@hazardfox.bsky.social
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Home of a fox (and also stripy hyena and werewolf) - posts about many different topics. Might be NSFW so 🔞 AI bullshit blocked on sight. Butlerian Jihad now.

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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hello it is my birthday so everyone is legally obliged to wish me a happy birthday
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ah fuck I still don’t have an NFC roommate lol
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have hired this fox to stare at you. #FursuitFriday 📸 @ntos.tech 🪡 @cassiuscrafts.com 📍 Eurofurence 2026
myself in my partial fursuit, peeking over a barrier
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¡harley! ✨ @un.lobi.to · 18/09/2026
hewwo!!! 🐾 🦊 @hazardfox.bsky.social 📸 @ntos.tech #fursuitfriday #fursuit #ef30
a photo taken of two fursuiters posing over the eurofurence banner inside the congress centre hamburg, zoomed in to just the letters FUR. a grey wolf fursuiter poses with its paws on the railing, and a yellow and green fox fursuiter poses with his paws up.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Dusty Yeen ⛓️⬛✨(Comms Open!) @dustyyeen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
✨RAFFLE TIME✨ Thank you for 2k followers! Where did y’all come from!? 🎨Win 1 Portrait/ Headshot 🎨 To participate: -Follow, repost and reply to this with your character; -Ends in 48 hours; -AI pics are disqualified Good luck to everyone!
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ezra @ordo-xenos.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if someone @ mentions me in a 1 on 1 Teams chat I think I should get an option that allows me to execute them on the spot
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I Have No Tomodachi Life And I Must Live The Dream
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When the schedule said “Hazard” was next on, I think they should’ve clarified which one 😒 #FursuitFriday 📸 @confuzzled.org.uk 📍 ConFuzzled 2026 🐺 @hazardwolf.bsky.social 🪡 @madebymercury.bsky.social / @cassiuscrafts.com
myself in my fursuit, wearing an orange Hawaiian shirt, black t-shirt, brown Bermuda shorts, and light grey trainers with yellow socks visible pointing at my evil twin Hazard, a grey wolf with black hair. in the background is a stage with various instruments
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Nyhgault @nyhgault.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A small coloured sequence for #MicroMay, feat. @buizelknight.bsky.social and @buizilla.bsky.social ~ "Packing Solutions"
"Damn, how are we going to carry all this stuff to the convention? It'll never fit!""Why bother? I'll just use Bui's shrinking ray, and we'll grow everything back to normal once we get there!"
"Heh, it works! Let's quickly take care of the rest!""Ha! Look at that! Everything is gonna fit in just one backpack!"
"That was way too easy!""Well, I wonder where Bui is... I guess I'll jut put his stuff in his bag. It's almost time to go!"
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Enjoying Eurofurence so much, as usual I was given these cool glasses, now I’m 100% cooler #FursuitFriday 📸 & 😎 - @un.lobi.to 🧵 @cassiuscrafts.com
a picture of myself in my partial fox fursuit, putting my paws up to my muzzle cutely. the background is blurred with bokeh and features a tree, a modern building and some crowds
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’d still be a fox :P I chose to be one because of the urban foxes of London
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cat wearing a tie saying "don't get me started" in front of the Getting Me Started factory.
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
probably going to get put on a performance improvement plan at work, yay
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/03/2026
the bluesky experience:
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the other day my boss asked me if I’d considered getting a job “stacking shelves” and I’m thinking about it now why in the hell did he say that, am I that useless?
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We don't want our customers. Remove them as soon as your work is done.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mijn moeder is dood hork.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
poo poo and pee pee
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
MITCH MCCONNELL IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE HOLY SHIT STOP KILLING THE COOL OLD PEOPLE
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly don’t leave us here!! Dolly!!! DOLLY!!!!!!
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Bulph @bulph.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the sprite tea....
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So, I have a general question after my flight home today: Do people particularly care if someone jumps the passport check queue if a last call has been put out for their flight? Asking for myself, because a last call for boarding was put out while I was stuck waiting in the passport check queue
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¡harley! ✨ @un.lobi.to · 21/08/2026
catch you at the CCH 😎 🦊 @hazardfox.bsky.social 📸 @ntos.tech #fursuitfriday #fursuit #ef30
photo of a grey wolf fursuiter and a yellow/green fox fursuiter stood in front of the Congress Centre Hamburg while making a limp wrist pose. other fursuiters and con attendees are visible out of focus in the background.
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Enjoying Eurofurence so much, as usual I was given these cool glasses, now I’m 100% cooler #FursuitFriday 📸 & 😎 - @un.lobi.to 🧵 @cassiuscrafts.com
a picture of myself in my partial fox fursuit, putting my paws up to my muzzle cutely. the background is blurred with bokeh and features a tree, a modern building and some crowds
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fox food in Hamburg :3
Picture of a shop sign on a white wall that says “Fox Focaccia”, with their slogan “Amici con gusto” below. Their logo has an abstract outline of a fox headPicture of a piece of focaccia with a homemade lemonade on a table outside, with a plant pot and ashtray
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BubbleWolf ❤️ @bubblewolf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
'TOGETHER' - Conbook cover for #Eurofurence #EF30! ✨
The Conbook cover for Eurofurence 30! Featuring my wife Greeny and a whole bunch of other party animals!
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
7am airport beer let’s go!!!!!
pint of Peroni on a table
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The EF journey starts now, so I guess I can add it to my name (I’m staying in a hotel near Heathrow tonight so there’s little to no risk of me missing my flight tomorrow morning)
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s Eurofurence again soon!!!!! So looking forward to being there, I’m going to have an absolute blast :3 #FursuitFriday 📸 @purple.woof.tech 🧵 @cassiuscrafts.com 📍 Eurofurence 28
myself in my partial fursuit, wearing a plaid red shirt over a black t-shirt with a blue and green animalistic skull design, doing the limp gay hand pose. the background is blurred out with a bokeh effect, some people are scattered around, there is also some flags and trees slightly visible
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just shat myself in Wetherspoons because of the alert #BurnhamOut
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
what do people do when they’ve lost all interest in the working world and are staring down the barrel of eventually being sacked? asking for a friend.
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i had a dream a couple of days ago where i was going around a non distinct English place and explaining the different types of pedestrian crossing to someone my random town & city infrastructure nerd side is showing
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I care about my friends always Just because I find communicating through most means difficult, that doesn’t mean I don’t care. I always have my friends on my mind.
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#FursuitFriday hello what may the fox do for you 📸: @honeyfolf.bsky.social 🧵: @cassiuscrafts.com
A close up picture of myself in fursuit, wearing a pink t-shirt with a silhouette of a toony fox head on it, waving to the camera
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Days without unlabelled adult content being retweeted onto the bsky timeline: 0
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lol you can absolutely go fuck yourselves
screenshot of an email:

Hi [IRL first name]
You're just one step away from moving forward with the Support Engineer role. You can review the role here.
The next step is a brief, conversational Al interview where we get to know your experience, skills, and fit for the role.
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Some of you be like
image taken from Wikipedia, it’s a old image of a puppy (unsure of breed) looking directly at the camera with a guilty look, it has a boot under its front left paw

the image is captioned “Canine participating in destruction of personal items.”
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Spiralling! At The Barber
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no movies over 60 minutes, director must not have directed more than 5 films, no movies nominated for Oscars, no American movies, no movies starring actors with names beginning with E including extras, no movies I personally don’t like,
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
instead of thinking about the nice day I had today I’m hyperfocusing on the one idiotic thing I did this wouldn’t have happened if I didn’t let my intrusive thoughts win
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I am at one of the meccas of England Tebay services
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Took a drive through the Lake District with @venicedogs.bsky.social :3 It’s been very soggy today, got aggressively pounded by some very heavy rain on the way up here so glad to have some brief respite to get this picture
a small rocky and grassy peak in the Lake District (unsure if named or not), with some cars and a cafe in the foreground. the weather is grey and overcast
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You are the greenest drink EVER
A very green cocktail in a tall glass which is rippling due to some dry ice
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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
*new york accent* faggot about it
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark. Forever.
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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On A Perdu We Lost - Shocked Monkey
Alt: monkey looking insanely upset with its hands on its head
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Haz @hazardfox.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ahora soy español, hola mis amigos muchos besos xx
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