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Hayden R @haydenarrrrgh.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I just got this email, and thought "where's Retire?"

An email message header, beginning "Aratere to Retire"

Hayden R @haydenarrrrgh.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a David Seymour, must be in want of an old-timey circus cannon (from which to fire him).” - Jane Austen, possibly

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Ryan Reads and Writes 📚✨ @ryanreadsandwrites.me · 21/01/2025

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

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Hayden R @haydenarrrrgh.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Cutting an aluminium door insulation strip with some long-handled metal cutters, holding them close to my body, and not realising that one of my testes was between the handle, so when the strip suddenly let go that testicle got squeezed rather uncomfortably.

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Hayden R @haydenarrrrgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

Gandalf: I suppose you think that was terribly fucking clever.

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Hayden R @haydenarrrrgh.bsky.social · 08/05/2024

Strands #66 “Can you digit?” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵🔵

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Hayden R @haydenarrrrgh.bsky.social · 02/05/2024

No hints, no extraneous words... Strands #61 “A shade envious?” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

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The Beehive Letters @thebeehiveletters.bsky.social · 19/03/2024

Winston Peters to Chumbawampa RE: Tubthumping #nzpol #satire #kikorangi

Look here Mr Wampa,

First of all, who the hell do you think you are. You think some cease and desist is going to stop me playing your lame little song? You think I’m going to sit here and let you call me small-minded and divisive when I’ve successfully brought together so many disenfranchised groups who just want to ask questions about vaccines, gender identity, and whether the deep state is modifying our weather to make frogs gay?

If anything I should be sending you the cease and desist. Drinking a whisky drink? A lager drink? I’ve been doing that since before you were an anarcho-communist twinkle in your fathers eye. It’s vintage Peters and I won’t be ripped off.

You come at me again and you’ll have three hits. Your hit Tubthumping, then me hitting you, then the ambulance hitting the gas.

Anyway, I’m ditching your song and switching to the much more appropriate Rage Against the Machine.

Peters

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Hayden R @haydenarrrrgh.bsky.social · 14/02/2024

SCENE: Interior, morning ME: There's a job going at the Seaview Marina, apparently. HER: What is it? ME: It's a big place with boats, but that's not important right now. HER: (stares blankly)

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 04/12/2023

imagine being so stupid you think you can "review" a treaty. bro it's already agreed with its signatories. there's a whole ass tribunal making sure it's honoured for their descendants. you reckon you're gonna renegotiate with people from two centuries ago? fucking idiot. gibbering moron nitwit

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Hayden R @haydenarrrrgh.bsky.social · 21/11/2023

Finally deactivated my account at the other place, after waiting five days for my archive. I have a number of codes for here, if anyone knows anyone.

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Hayden R @haydenarrrrgh.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

Well, this was a surprise. Wordle 837 2/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #dailywordleclub

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

Is YOUR child texting about 15 minute cities? Get to know the signs: smdh - Shops? Meagre distance homeward lol - Local! Oh, local! imho - Infrastructure means helpful options lmao - Let's mosey about outside tbqh - Totally biked quickly home wtf??! - Walked too far??!

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Hayden R @haydenarrrrgh.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

Drop something colourful from your gallery

A yellow Labrador sits in front of some blooming tulips.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

I've put some new prints for sale up on my store! Hyperfocus Photography: Neurodivergence and fine art photography, together at last. Plus, I continue to be Very Good at writing Very Serious titles for my work... hyperfocus.photography

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