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Resident Lightsaber Technician

@hawkstalkers.bsky.social
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 21h
Wow
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 21h
lol this shit is crazy
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 21h
What the actual fuck
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 21h
Bro….. why throw the ball on third and 1
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 22h
That was an absolute piss missile by Sam Darnold
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 22h
Well we have seen this movie before
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 22h
Dude….. this defense is the only thing keeping us in games.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 22h
The protection is just fucking shit man
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 23h
This team is down right embarrassing
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 23h
How hard is it to throw the fucking ball away? Why can no one fucking block? Good grief.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah…. Throw it three yards behind the sticks, Sam
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 23h
They will overturn that
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 23h
CANT just run every down. Autocorrect is a rat ass bastard.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 23h
Dude, going to the well too many times. You can just run every down. I know Sam is a mess…. But seriously.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 23h
What a fucking joke man
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 23h
Pee-Wee football. Run, run, run, run, run.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 23h
Ohhhhhh. Fire Fleury movement has begun. I’m over it . I don’t care. I’m irrational. I dug for four hours at 5,600 feet today. I don’t have it in me to be logical right now.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 23h
Dude this team is actually straight ass
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Would it be an upset though?
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Fucking he’ll man
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Gotta keep running the ball into a wall. LIVE OR DIE BY THE RUN.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Our offense…. Well, something
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m not religious but I grew up spending weekends in these mountains. Taking a small piece of that on a journey into artistic expression is about as spiritual as it gets for me. Really looking forward to this journey.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Well, after weeks of reading, planning, and scouting, today is the day! I’m headed up to the Cascades to collect my first Yamadori specimens. Cleared up some ambiguity with my life transplant permit yesterday with the Forest Service. For me, respecting the journey and nature is #1. 💚 #pnw #yamadori
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes, that was a big breath. Kneeling, bending over, and walking up hills at 5600ft can do that. This was the end of my day so I was already kind of beat 😂
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Found several candidate for collection today. Several abies lasiocarpa (subalpine fir). Need to do last minute verification with the ranger’s station on Wednesday to ensure it falls within my permit rules. I’ve check all the ArcGIs topo layers but will verify. Breathtaking. #pnw #yamadori #bonsai
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Spring 2027 will be my first Spring with a plan and specific bonsai specimen… I have trunk chops and other things planned for several trees. Many will have some design decisions with minor intervention but are scheduled for grow out/recovery for all of 2027.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Heading back into the Cascades today to continue my yamadori hunt. I’ve marked several more areas to scout. It’s a race against time to explore the higher subalpine areas before the snow comes in heavy. Need to stop at the rangers station before IOT get clarification on some stuff 🏔️ #pnw #yamadori
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Gorgeous bark contrast with that foliage 🔥
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Still, we are missing important pieces too. It’s a long season. They will drop some games.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They aren’t that great tbh. They won’t go undefeated. It’s not like they are the Patriots dynasty. They have holes. We didn’t capitalize. They did what needed to be done and the Hawks didn’t.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fleury has not called a solid game yet IMo.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Worst spot ever but the offense is a fucking dumpster fire outside of JSN.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Line needs to come ready. A receiver not named JSN needs to get open.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Can’t even watch this. Defense folded.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Jobe, you are the weakest link.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stupid ass auto correct…. JOBE
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How many times does Mike have to see Kobe get torched by Mike Evans before he does something about it?
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Holani should not be touching the ball
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Out coached. Stupid decision to call timeout before the punt. Made zero sense.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cut Holani. Dude is trash. Fuck this shit. These RBs suck. Took a timeout like idiots and fucking coughed it up. This running backs are hot garbage.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The offensive line needs to get their shit together. Protection is ass
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FUCKING WOW. That is absolutely INSANE.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh I don’t either. I like Riq.
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He was
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Poor Riq
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WHAT A FUCKING CATCH BY PARKER WASHINGTON
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Right tackle…. CLEAR AS DAY
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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There was holding in the end zone WTF
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