Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

A terrified John Swinney has returned to Edinburgh after being forced to spend the night sleeping on Peter Mandelson’s sofa. 

The White House has denounced “fake news interpretations” of an “ambiguous” birthday note given by daughter-fancier Donald Trump to the

IT used to just be for bairns, grannies and jakeys - but now shiteing yirsel has gone mainstream.  Even the

Israeli Forces in Gaza City have fired 335 live rounds into a Hamas-run child queuing for donated-to-Hamas aid in the

Tory leader Kemi Badenoch has announced she will make “maximising intoxication” her public health goal and will abolish “net sobriety”,

The cost of living crisis continues to bite, forcing many cash-strapped Scots into taking up a side hustle. For lazy

Visit Scotland is set to promote the “Northbound Survival Challenge” in the hope of attracting yet more tourists onto Scotland’s

The world’s most prolific groomer has confirmed that there is no Epstein list. She added that self-confessed sexual assailant Donald

In the face of charges that the government is unpatriotic, Home Secretary Yvette Cooper announced that she is going to

Support for September’s horse racing strike is already pulling up as scab horses threaten to cross picket lines and die

A anti-immigration protestor in Falkirk had a dreadful realisation yesterday. “Scott, I’ve just noticed something.” “These wokeists are all cowards.”

Neville Chamberlain has rolled out the red carpet for Adolf Hitler in the Channel Islands. He hopes the move may

Interviewed on Times Radio, marble-mouthed Richard Tice MP called for male-patrols to protect women near asylum seeker hotels. We all

In response to UK-wide guidance on publishing the ethnicity and immigration status of suspects, Police Scotland have opted to adapt

Men with a weight between 9 and 19 stone continue to ignore the country’s taps aff weather warning.  While public