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Havers & Pish

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Scottish News Satire. Tartan Brainrot. Read all about it at haversandpish.scot

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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

That’s all there is to it. All these culture wars, all these public disasters. Absolutely brilliant post.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

This cannae be real. Total gash!

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

The real criminal are the C O P haversandpish.scot/londons-conv...

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London’s Convicted Sex Offenders Delighted with London’s Uniformed Sex Offenders 

London’s sex offenders declared themselves “delighted” with the performance of the Metropolitan Police yesterday. The force, which has 1,071 allegations

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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

It’s inevitable that Reform will eventually come for naturalised citizens soon. They’re in full brutality mode now, fed and watered by Starmer’s govt & the BBC, Sky and the London press Scotland: we need to vote our way out of this rotten Union before the next UK election or we’ll live to regret it

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Donald Trump groped Charlie Kirk’s widow in a touching tribute. haversandpish.scot/trumps-feels...

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Sign speaks for itself.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

That is really insightful. Thank you.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Fucking hell that was good.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Can’t confirm or deny rumours Oli Shaw bought Jamie Hepburn a pint.

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross. haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross. haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross. haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross. haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross. haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross. haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Buy him a pint! Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross. haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Buy him a pint! Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross. haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross. haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Jamie Hepburn MSP has retired from all paid employment after sticking the heid on Douglas Ross. haversandpish.scot/hepburn-punc...

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Prince Andrew and Donald Trump bonded over shared interests and mutual mates at Windsor Castle. haversandpish.scot/trump-prince...

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

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Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally

Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday. Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

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Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally

Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday. Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

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Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally

Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday. Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

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Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally

Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday. Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

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Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally

Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday. Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

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Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally

Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday. Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

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Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally

Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

@everyonehateselon.bsky.social You might like this one: A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday. Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

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Elon Musk Addresses “Unite the Divorced Dads” Rally

Father of fourteen Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of gullible racists subject to Prohibited Steps Orders in London yesterday.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

A ketamine-fuelled Elon Musk addressed a record gathering of fathers who have lost all visitation rights yesterday. Find out what he said here! haversandpish.scot/musk-divorce...

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Famous Fanny that Fucked Thousands Spotted at Ibrox. And Bonny Blue. haversandpish.scot/massive-fanny/

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

But we should deport immigrants! White on white crime is out of control. haversandpish.scot/send-whites-...

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Ute Tribe Chief: White Criminals Should Be Sent Home to Make America Great Again 

On Wednesday, a white settler by the name of Charlie Kirk was shot to shit on Ute territory.  I wish

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

That is just the start. Send Europeans home! haversandpish.scot/send-whites-...

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Ute Tribe Chief: White Criminals Should Be Sent Home to Make America Great Again 

On Wednesday, a white settler by the name of Charlie Kirk was shot to shit on Ute territory.  I wish

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Yes! Following the shooting of Charlie Kirk by Tyler Robinson, Native Americans have had enough of white-on-white crime. It’s time to send European criminals home. haversandpish.scot/send-whites-...

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Ute Tribe Chief: White Criminals Should Be Sent Home to Make America Great Again 

On Wednesday, a white settler by the name of Charlie Kirk was shot to shit on Ute territory.  I wish

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Yes! Following the shooting of Charlie Kirk by Tyler Robinson, Native Americans have had enough of white-on-white crime. It’s time to send European criminals home. haversandpish.scot/send-whites-...

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Ute Tribe Chief: White Criminals Should Be Sent Home to Make America Great Again 

On Wednesday, a white settler by the name of Charlie Kirk was shot to shit on Ute territory.  I wish

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Following the shooting of Charlie Kirk by Tyler Robinson, Native Americans have had enough of white-on-white crime. It’s time to send European criminals home. haversandpish.scot/send-whites-...

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Ute Tribe Chief: White Criminals Should Be Sent Home to Make America Great Again 

On Wednesday, a white settler by the name of Charlie Kirk was shot to shit on Ute territory.  I wish

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Yes! Following the shooting of Charlie Kirk by Tyler Robinson, Native Americans have had enough of white-on-white crime. It’s time to send European criminals home. haversandpish.scot/send-whites-...

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Ute Tribe Chief: White Criminals Should Be Sent Home to Make America Great Again 

On Wednesday, a white settler by the name of Charlie Kirk was shot to shit on Ute territory.  I wish

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Following the shooting of Charlie Kirk by Tyler Robinson, Native Americans have had enough of white-on-white crime. It’s time to send European criminals home. haversandpish.scot/send-whites-...

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Ute Tribe Chief: White Criminals Should Be Sent Home to Make America Great Again 

On Wednesday, a white settler by the name of Charlie Kirk was shot to shit on Ute territory.  I wish

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Following the shooting of Charlie Kirk by Tyler Robinson, Native Americans have had enough of white-on-white crime. It’s time to send European criminals home. haversandpish.scot/send-whites-...

haversandpish.scot

Ute Tribe Chief: White Criminals Should Be Sent Home to Make America Great Again 

On Wednesday, a white settler by the name of Charlie Kirk was shot to shit on Ute territory.  I wish

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Yes! It’s time to send European criminals home. haversandpish.scot/send-whites-...

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Ute Tribe Chief: White Criminals Should Be Sent Home to Make America Great Again 

On Wednesday, a white settler by the name of Charlie Kirk was shot to shit on Ute territory.  I wish

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Following the shooting of Charlie Kirk by Tyler Robinson, Native Americans have had enough of white-on-white crime. It’s time to send European criminals home. haversandpish.scot/send-whites-...

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

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Following the success of tourist plates, the Scottish Government plans to introduce a plate for bawbags

Scotland’s latest road safety initiative hopes to make it easier for drivers to identify members of the bawbag community. With

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

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Following the success of tourist plates, the Scottish Government plans to introduce a plate for bawbags

Scotland’s latest road safety initiative hopes to make it easier for drivers to identify members of the bawbag community. With

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

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Following the success of tourist plates, the Scottish Government plans to introduce a plate for bawbags

Scotland’s latest road safety initiative hopes to make it easier for drivers to identify members of the bawbag community. With

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

haversandpish.scot/bawbag-plate...

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Following the success of tourist plates, the Scottish Government plans to introduce a plate for bawbags haversandpish.scot/bawbag-plate...

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

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Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

BREAKING: MAGA to blame Charlie Kirk shooting on Dutch communist. Enabling Act to follow.

Havers & Pish @haversandpish.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

BREAKING: Utah Gunman Successfully Exercises 2nd Amendment Rights