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Haunted Vespa

@hauntedvespa.bsky.social
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hobby account. SUCK IT, NERDS! (I'm a nerd) NSFW I AM A PROGRESSIVE AGAINST FASCISM WHO USES CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL but even I know when i need to relax. Meme archive/weeb account lawlz She/her/they Grayace, AuDHD, No special pleading about religion.

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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 6h
Also I'm looking into rings for my partner i love him so much Ugh he's so hot
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 6h
I had a zero alcohol Michelob ultra and it was so fucking good Honestly one of the best drinks I've had in a very long time When I decide to have like a real beer again, I'm going to get a mick ultra
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I dreamed I was at some concert I think it was nine inch nails and funky frogbait was there and they were dancing all by themselves in like some '80s outfit And a whole bunch of other people were there and then suddenly I was a middle schooler saying
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm in bed before midnight so goodnight y'all
A turtle emoji that is purple and has a cute smile and his shell is a galaxy of stars and cosmic dust
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@whatashrinkthinks.com how would you interpret a dream that said not to tell others about your dream, for one reason or another? I still haven't and don't think i will but it's a curious thing to dream about lol
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh last night dream i can't recall what it was now but it was weird i know that much We'll see what this night's dream or not brings lol I also have random bruising on my knees and all I'm thinking about is Halsey and her song garden lol
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love it when I find new books while using this app because I like to read and I'm like I never would have known that this existed because I'm dumb and can't navigate technology well and going into a bookstore is super overwhelming
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Texas what the fuck are you doing? I know it's a lot of dumb shit but God damn.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you have ever peered with curiosity at my work then for BANNED BOOK WEEK it is the perfect time to try some tingleverse horror or erotica. i am in strange position where my books have not been banned, but the texas library association banned me AS A PERSON so i guess the catalog is fair game
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Megan E. Human * free Link @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Barnes and Noble is doing 40% off horror and thrillers (except A24*) Also they mean it when they say "and thrillers" so even if you don't like horror might be worth checking out. The Godfather movies are among them
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my God i also have been followed by Julie lololol
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I fell asleep with my glasses on I forgot to put my eye drops in I didn't even turn the light off and I didn't plug my phone in and then I slept for 5 hours Usually I sleep for 90 minutes and wake up and I do that all night A miracle!
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🌙LUNA 🖤🪻 @lavendergay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Friendly reminder with everything in the news as of late: You do not have to read everything out there to “stay informed”. It is not your job to endlessly consume news that harms you. You are not a bad person for not being up to date on every tragic thing happening in the world.
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm listening to blackbear and SUDDENLY A FUCKING PAW PATROL SONG LOL
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spent all night crying instead of sleeping which isn't good, i miss my friend. I love you, both, forever. It's not fair.
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Nash B. S. @nodnash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Its October
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck yes. I'm so sick of men letting other bad men be allowed to run free. Literally why don't women report shit? This is why. My rapist is a sous chef in a ritzy fucking hotel. He's a pos and i told so many people. Only a few people believed me.
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdEp...
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The Tim Heidecker Podcast #0001 - Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sean Cowan
YouTube video by InfoWars
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time i see chaggie i question why I'm not with another woman but then i see my hot ass older bf and go "fuck" and then *questions sexuality* and then i end up with greysexual bc i don't need sex then i land on cupiosexual lmaoooo
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My boyfriend kissed my so passionately earlier it made my brain not realize it was happening it was so awesomely hot It felt like an anime oh my God I love my bf so much I'm going to marry that man soon Gotta find a ring he'll like
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm taking a nap 😴
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at my cute new marionette!! The seal is older than most gen z kids lol and baguette pusheen is my sleeping buddy
Baguette Pusheen is on a bed and on top of baguette Pusheen is a seal and then on top of the seal is a cute little raccoon marionetteSide profile of Baguette Pusheen is on a bed and on top of baguette Pusheen is a seal and then on top of the seal is a cute little raccoon marionette
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm so tired!! I think I'm not fully awake and need to go to bed night
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know what, if nothing else, I'm against data centers because I'm against the type of men it attracts which is incel-esque psychopathic aholes lol
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh my God i held my breath
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw my best friend today randomly haven't seen her in over a decade It was nice and after she left i cried lol
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They definitely were not full of nice people They were full of more outwardly expressive people but I would even argue that like in the year 2002 that was probably peak everyone is included in the fandom year LMAO most people that are bitching about this we're not even born or were in infancy
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had a dream about weapons?? That show about the kids running in a pose And it was that was what was happening and the movie was playing but i was like, actually fuck that I'm not seeing that movie, and my dream didn't become a nightmare Then i was driving and Markiplier was helping with quantum
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what is really cool? I love the trans community. Y'all are so lovely and don't let the hate get to you. My brother is trans, and my entire family has accepted him, including my insane maga fkface gpa which is insane but i include that to say that people love you all, everywhere. 🩷
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can bring an iced coffee to your job interview but ONLY IF you wear it in one of those novelty ball caps with hoses that go to your mouth. See, that leaves your hands free to make delightful shadow puppets. And then, well, guess who’s the new senior anesthesiologist!
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like to walk into a job interview with a Shamrock Shake. I really have to ace it or I have to wait another year to try.
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y'all i don't eat gluten and I don't get anxiety I had gluten and I'M HAVING ANXIETY IT'S CHANGING MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY IN REAL TIME IT'S *FUCKING CRAZY* anyway if you have anxiety maybe phase out gluten and see if it goes away THIS IS INSANE
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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stop calling it a climate problem. Call it what it is: organized greed. The planet isn’t dying. It’s being killed for profit. The killers have names. And boardrooms. #ClimateJustice #StopEcocide
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu has committed crimes against humanity.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TN-9 — a new ad targets Senator Brent Taylor for his support for wildly unpopular data centers 🤔👇🏽 (Also Taylor: “I don’t give a shit how many Memphians Elon hires” — polls show @justinjpearson.bsky.social is running tight with him)
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You cannot make this shiz up! #FDT #Pinks
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NEWS: The DOJ lawyer defending Trump's ban on
CNN, MSNBC and Politico is Michael Velchik. In college, he wrote a Latin class essay from Hitler's point of view, so disturbing his instructor made him redo it. In 2013 he called Mein Kampf his favorite book he'd read that year and praised Hitler's grasp of propaganda without mentioning the Holocaust.
This is the man now arguing in federal court that the press has no right to White House access.
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
YoU sHoUlDn'T cAlL mArK ZucKeRbUrG a LiZaRd pErSoN bc JEWISH.... (i literally stopped reading after that bc are you fucking kidding me right now?) It's lizard people. IT'S A LONG STANDING CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!!!! SYBAU, STFU, IDNGAF who you are, literally that's the dumbest shit ever said.
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay sharing again my anime that was very impactful on me I have more but this is like, the most basic i think lol
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gas is literally almost minimum wage People are not going to be able to afford buying gas to go to work
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've gotta go to bed I keep trying to write but bullshit life gets in the way fkkkk Did come up with some good puns and poetry Which poetry is just pretty puns i guess lol
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay so I'm writing a new story just a short one and I'm like, "do i do a crazy one that antis will get bent out of shape about?" (My new I learned about anti's a year ago and I was like what the fuck, like, it's fucking story shut up) You know what? I'm doing it.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👇🏽 #AbolishICE
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay finally made it My 9 influential anime, in no particular order, and generally from around the same time period lol
FLCL, GHOST IN THE SHELL STANDALONE COMPLEX, WOLF'S RAIN, SAILOR MOON THE ORIGINAL, YU-GI-OH, PRINCESS MONONOKE, X / 1999, HOMO ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD AND TOKYO BABYLON.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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Haunted Vespa @hauntedvespa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm having the worst time finding a bra that fits me I would go bra free but the girls are..... Very.... Asset-y 😭
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Reporters were barred from recording video” — Um What? PSA: The moment you obeyed that command you stopped being “reporters” @punchbowlnews.bsky.social
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Klaire Lockheart @klairelockheart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This big painting will be at the William Havu Gallery in Denver! #brodalisque #williamhavugallery #minibike #dangermouse #oiloncanvas
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