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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 16/07/2026

He’s got a $9 billion lead at the box office so I think DJ wins this one

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 23/06/2026

"everything is going great in the Strait"

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 12/09/2025

@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social this is the greatest notification after I signed up to garbage day

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 25/03/2025

@pjvogt.bsky.social I am this big of a fan of your podcast

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 06/01/2025

It’s new book launch day! If you love soccer and especially the #NWSL, here’s my post all about it. a.wholelottanothing.org/its-book-lau...

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 23/12/2024

1. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth 2. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenowethout

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 10/11/2024

This gross ad. It’s a shitty service that scrapes your site then is supposed to be an AI agent that can answer any questions about your product. A friend’s company tried it and it’s awful at answering random questions.

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 07/11/2024

The only cost to making sure The Line always goes up is your dignity

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 25/10/2024

The official dunkin account, everyone

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 21/10/2024

I heard new balance was making skate shoes and they feel great, like Vans but with arch support. Every NB shoe gets a number and these are the 440. Yep, the 440. Wait, the 440? 420 as your skateboarding shoe was RIGHT THERE, new balance

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 21/10/2024

My dad was a gambler all my life, he would talk to his shady bookie each weekend. But seeing ads where you can bet in-game for a home run or strikeout in real time is WILD. They’ve built a perfect Skinner Box for addicts. 2024 really is feeling like this now:

Back to the Future shot of Biff’s Casino

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 21/10/2024

Currently I love these On cloud 5 shoes that are slip-on with stretchy speed laces you set up just once

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 20/10/2024

I've always said architecture moves slower than the economy or even societal shifts but I love how the DFW airport has pre-2001 terminals where baggage claim used to be just outside your gate, now walled off.

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 19/10/2024

The perfect restaurant name doesn't exi…

CarPlay screenshot of Deez Butts BBQ up ahead

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 19/10/2024

I've always lived on the west coast so when east coast friends told me years ago that Market Street in most cities is named for slave markets I'd be like "what?! but every town has one!" and they'd say "yep" Anyway, this sign is 100' from Louisville's Market St

Slave cells historic marker in Louisville

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 18/10/2024

it’s late in the season for the Portland Rose Garden but there were still some amazing flowers #bloomscrolling

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 11/10/2024

didn’t see the aurora borealis last night but woke up to a nice sunrise

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 07/10/2024

This is what true love looks like. Today's our 24th wedding anniversary and when you wake someone up and say what do you want to do for our anniversary? and she says let's go to that place with great hash browns you know you've picked the right person to spend time with.

A photo of breakfast plates at a cafe with eggs and hash browns and sausage

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 26/08/2024

this should be a crime in the geneva conventions

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 07/09/2023

holy shit another one. Hi! I’m a TV exec, we have no new shows due to a strike we caused but guess what? Yep, we are asking for more money.

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 03/09/2023

in a perfect world, Ruth’s Chris only uses Fifth Third Bank

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 26/08/2023

so much data in every pixel

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 25/08/2023

The best mug shot on my roll

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 24/08/2023

Watching baseball, whenever I see a base runner wearing an oven mitt I like to imagine they’ve got a lasagna going in the dugout and they really need to check doneness once they get off the bases. 9 innings is enough time to make a really killer lasagna!

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 22/08/2023

Apple: put a button in Apple Health that says “yes, I did walk less often for 2 weeks BECAUSE I HAD FUCKING COVID AND I WAS HEALING UP YOU JUDGMENTAL FUCKERS”

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 21/08/2023

My love language is former work vehicles painted in custom agency colors out in the wild decades after their last official use. Theres nothing better than seeing forest service mint green and CalTrans orange trucks being driven by normal people

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 23/06/2023

@darthbluesky.bsky.social it‘s warm today so I bought Lucy the gift of a kiddie pool with a few inches of cold water in it.

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 21/06/2023

when you encounter a problem and remember you grew up in a catholic family

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 10/06/2023

Fiona graduates high school tonight. In heels, she’s taller than everyone.

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 08/06/2023

the Robertson children vying to see who gets to run the 700 club next

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 03/06/2023

update: the lamp arrived

Decorative lamp in a dark room casting a pink and yellow glow

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 26/05/2023

stumbled into a Turkish lamp shop in San Diego that was so overwhelmingly awesome I had to buy a lamp to remember this magical place

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 23/05/2023

Editor: You finish those renderings of the boring housewife for our superhero family film? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 22/05/2023

happy to get bluesky working in Ivory but reading some posts that made no sense before I realized Ivory doesn’t display quote tweets because mastodon has no concept of quote tweets. lol.

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 22/05/2023

got gas on a roadtrip resulting in this notification that I would describe as putting a hat on a hat

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Matthew Haughey @haughey.com · 19/05/2023

one of Rage Against the Machine's first public concerts was at my college during lunchtime and when I heard "some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses" it didn't hit me yet that it was the truest statement I'd ever learn at school

screenshot of the NYT story about a police officer busted for working with the proud boys

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