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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I just described this because I was texting my partner to ask if we had any coconut milk in🥥 🍼

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ceej @ceej.online · 14/09/2025

a millionaire? I’ve got two toilets in my house, man. what more could you want

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I'm so sorry but I have to put this somewhere - currently losing my shit at all the combinations you can make in Emoji Kitchen with the milk 🍼 emoji 🍼

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

How did they get the person in the shop in on it?

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

what is the point in anything

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

My mom had never seen Jaws so we watched it with her on Christmas day. Then last night it turns out my partner's mother hasn't seen it either so we watched it again. Christmas 2025 is WATCH JAWS WITH YOUR MUM CHRISTMAS. it's on iPlayer! Go do it! #watchJAWSwithyourmum25

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

stop blowing smoke up my ass and answer my question

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

who is this for, who needs Gemini to tell them that they're smart?

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

@ifbookspod.bsky.social have you got any Cal Newport books on the shortlist?

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

my pal told me about her friend from an Indian family who was marrying a Black guy. Her grandma disapproved and said she wouldn't come to the wedding until the night before when she said she'd changed her mind. At the wedding Grandma arrived all dressed up, and then died within an hour 😬

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

ahhhh Gangsters by The Specials is on the radio and I am having some very happy memories of singing it in the scaffold at @claptoncfc.co.uk ♥️🤍♥️

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

a clothed ass is still an ass, and as such very rude.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I'm in Leeds for in person workshops yesterday and today and was complaining to my partner about what a long day it was, getting up at 6, train back, home after 7. I then remembered this is just....life? for loads of people! It sucks and I'm very grateful that mine is different.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

thank you, the company 'smol' for including this warning on my washing up liquid carton

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I imagine they're categorised as service emails but it's not a service, it's for their benefit not mine. If I'm unhappy with a product I'll get in touch with them, not wait for a simpering plea to arrive in my inbox.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

right, can anyone who knows a bit about UK data protection tell me why it's ok for literally ever company I have bought something from now to email me saying 'ooh, tell us how we did please!" What part of buying a product means I've implicitly opted into those emails? I HATE it.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

sick of seeing this LIE every damn day

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I'm quite into the idea of not being able to stream on demand as much! more serendipitous music!

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

my replacement for Spotify is just to listen to @wfmu.bsky.social all the time. It's going great!

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I cancelled my Spotify subscription and this popped up on the confirmation screen and made me even more glad I cancelled it.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I cried at least five times reading this book. It is like it was written for me. Yeah it's about weightlifting but it's also about learning to take care of yourself and to trust yourself. I love it.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

lil live bug in Slack, you love to see it

screenshot from slack recap page saying "undefined recap channels have summaries ready to roll. Refresh to see the latest from undefined more."

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

assuming you were on an NHS waiting list when you left?

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Lou Morgan @lmorgan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

The flip side of this is the male author who was asked about his writing routine, and who talked about how much he loved the feeling that he could close his door and then “the day is completely yours” to focus on writing. He had, at the time, two young children… and, of course, a wife

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Yeah I woke up a bit too early for the gym and just took a look and now my day is off to a great start 🥰

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

its just over nine months since i last drank alcohol. nine months! as if my sober self has been gestated, and now born

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I think for a bit I have been confusing 'being pragmatic' with 'writing pretty suboptimal code so work is finished quicker' because I am a people pleaser and have a misconception that people (but especially non technical people) are more pleased by stuff being finished quickly than by anything else

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

every time i go to the US from UK i adore those first 2/3 days when I'm out of the house at 6am like 'wow maybe i have figured it out and i'm a morning person now'

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

had all sorts of big plans for what I was going to do in the week off before I start my new job (build a server less twitter clone and all ci/cd piplines for it) but in the end I've just been rereading The Pragmatic Programmer for the first time since 2018 and what a bloody great book

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

don't tell me what I'll be glad about thanks

Screenshot of text from delivery app saying "you'll be glad to know your driver is using an electric vehicle"

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

it has made a massive difference to how i eat, which isn't wholly positive but is in some ways. meds totally changed my life tbh, mostly good but some things are harder

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I keep thinking "wow it's great I fixed my relationship with food, now I eat what I want and it's good satisfying stuff" but what actually happened was: my ADHD got diagnosed, I eat for dopamine much less, plus I now take amphetamines every day which cut my appetite in half.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

there's this one period in late december when it's dark when i walk to the gym in the morning AND when i walk home from it an hour later, the day that it's light when i leave....there's nothing like it

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

i finally understand this. yeah i hope i get one of those in my new job!

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

hey guess when the clocks are changing!!!!

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

it is my last day in my job tomorrow! this job happened to coincide with probably the most eventful period of my person life as well as being a pretty wild ride professionally and i am READY to move on to the next chapter. can't wait to experience a whole new set of problems.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I'm confused! Are you recommending git squash?

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Developers? What are the tools that make your life easier at the moment? Of any kind? I love recommendations

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

when will the world realise that i would simply rather die than claim a free case of beer from beer 52

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

first ever 6/6 on @learnedleague.com and it's against my own mother. Shakespearean.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

keep not clicking this, i am assuming i'm being invited to chat with Jira/Atlassian's new AI assistant? I

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

This point in particular is our national mentality and it's pathetic

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

totally misread this and was INTRIGUED to hear about the dark past Ed Helms has been concealing from the world.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

for example? I have never quite got into it but I suspect I need the right episode to hook me in

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

have you seen the Conor O'Malley AI standup special? I watched it last night (after seeing Friendship in the cinema) and it was extremely funny but also contained some really true stuff!!!

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

I'm working on part of the codebase that no one has touched since I set it all up two years ago, a greenfield project. getting some genuine pangs of empathy and nostalgia for my former self, who knew everything about how she was going to set things up and build this project exactly right 🥹

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