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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I'm so sorry but I have to put this somewhere - currently losing my shit at all the combinations you can make in Emoji Kitchen with the milk 🍼 emoji 🍼

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

what is the point in anything

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

stop blowing smoke up my ass and answer my question

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

who is this for, who needs Gemini to tell them that they're smart?

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

thank you, the company 'smol' for including this warning on my washing up liquid carton

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

sick of seeing this LIE every damn day

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

I cancelled my Spotify subscription and this popped up on the confirmation screen and made me even more glad I cancelled it.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

lil live bug in Slack, you love to see it

screenshot from slack recap page saying "undefined recap channels have summaries ready to roll. Refresh to see the latest from undefined more."

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

don't tell me what I'll be glad about thanks

Screenshot of text from delivery app saying "you'll be glad to know your driver is using an electric vehicle"

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

first ever 6/6 on @learnedleague.com and it's against my own mother. Shakespearean.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

keep not clicking this, i am assuming i'm being invited to chat with Jira/Atlassian's new AI assistant? I

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

genuinely forgot i'd "reviewed" these films

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

i found a bug in chat gpt. The WAEC is the West African Examinations Council - it essentially gave me a link to the exam timetable for Nigerian secondary school exams this year?!

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

when I have strange persistent thoughts while I'm drifting off to sleep I sometimes just write em down to get em out of my brain and now my phone todo list has some entries like this

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Did anyone else know this about sonic the hedgehog? I feel insane. mods lock 341 page thread "Which neo-liberal world leader is most like Sonic the Hedgehog?" I have never before in my life thought anything was a psyop before but this?

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

ok gang: I think I've invented A Thing. Giving blood on Valentine's Day. Is that a thing already? If not it is now. I invented it!

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

ahhhh this is the emoji kitchen result for combining two snake emojis, makes me very happy

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

i want to die when i accidentally commit stuff like this, feels like revealing the grossest parts of my id

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

What's your emotional support album? The one you put on when it feels like either the world or your brain is actively working against you? I need mine today.

Screenshot of the album Alopecia by WHY? playing in Spotify

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

yeah that's right I'm the mfing champ

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I'm so into this business card that was a bookmark in a charity shop purchase - what a job title!

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

me cooking Christmas dinner alone and refusing all offers of help

Screen shot of Jeremy Allen White in The Bear yelling while cooking and looking very stressed

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

met Graham Fellows / John Shuttleworth at Salford lads club tonite

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

lol, gone into devtools to delete an annoying login modal thing blocking content, and at least they're saying it like it is... (this is Glassdoor btw)

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

just forking Luigi Mangione's GitHub repos to feel closer to him 🥹🥹

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

right currently got a big groupchat losing their minds - can anyone identify this shape? I know it's not a US state but that's about it. please help us solve the mystery, bluesky

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I went to Conclave earlier, i regret to inform you it does NOT pass the Bechdel test

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

just YELLED "why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" at the TV

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Almost every day I get one of these Google surveys asking if I've been to Clarks. I've not been to Clarks. I haven't been to Clarks in years. No beef with Clarks but I've not been. Why are you so obsessed with Clarks Google Opinion Rewards?

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Had such a great time speaking at Deliver Sessions tonight

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

yesterday i learned there's basically a Bauhaus building made of Lego at the Legoland in Denmark and now I know where I'm going on my next holiday

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

I've walked past this at least twice a week for about three years now and it never fails to raise a smile. Life's all about the little things.

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

happy halloween! fun bit of trivia for yous, the Psychedelic Furs song 'The Ghost In You' is about me, a woman with a ghost trapped inside my body forever

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

my livejournal is 20 years old today!!!!

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hatwell @hatwell.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

I ended up singing Ballad of El Goodo (one of my favourite songs ever) with Evan Dando in the street after the gig last night. still think I might have dreamed it

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