Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Welcome to your 30s. Where you pinch a nerve in your neck while yawning in the middle of the night 050
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I’ve never been more humbled in my life than trying on a pair of medium Uniqlo shorts 050
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 07/05/2026(•_•) <) )╯ First time in San Juan / \ (•_•) \( (> Mi hijo, Capital of / \ (•_•) <) )╯ Puerto Rico / \ 050
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Hey Siri, play Deep Fried Roblox Memes Compilation (Loud) on YouTube 000
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Time for my anual play the same Oliva Rodrigo single on repeat for a month 060
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The fact that there are TWO guys in New York that enjoy rolling themselves up in carpets to be stepped on in public and they BOTH hate each other is why I will never leave this city 3260
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 11/04/2026There comes a time in every mid 30s millennials life where they think “hmm I should read the bible” 330
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 07/04/2026While I enjoy Bluesky, as opposed to the dumpster fire of X that pushes the lowest level of hate rhetoric, lately my feed here has become a lot of Facebook mom resist posts 1120
Reposted by Hatsune MikeKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work. 1824325110797
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 31/03/2026absolutely diabolical choice to play Defying Gravity at the gym 1220
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 31/03/2026do NOT invite me over for Passover Seder because I WILL be shoulder checking a toddler to find the afikomen 050
Reposted by Hatsune MikeFormer Bear Activist @catmancatman.bsky.social · 28/03/2026To clock is to read twice -St Augustine 041
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Nothing scratches my special interest itch than people making fake subway maps on the nycrail subreddit. Yeah buddy, what if the 4 train went directly to your house. 1100
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 17/03/2026hate to say it, but the gym has been kind of fun for me lately!! now to avoid focusing on how I “look” and just enjoy feeling better ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1535
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Plusle and Minun using charm against the Elite 4 070
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I _too_ would like to say thank you to Mary Shelly 020
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Truly the most betrayed Jacob has ever felt with me was the time I wanted us to leave a party and conveniently left out that I heard cake was coming soon 090
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Mind if a white boy speak in a transatlantic accent tonight? 090
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I’ve seen hell. And it’s editing a 10 minute video of yourself demoing a product and having to come to terms with “do I really sound that faggy?” 090
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I went here and everyone said they’ve never heard of you 0130
Reposted by Hatsune MikeCamCron @camcron.bsky.social · 07/03/2026 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Barb and Star 🕯 sequel 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 827975
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Did you even think about Yonkers this tax year queen 0210
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Looking forward to the eventual MTA Pro+ subscription model where I can ride private cars without adstimeout.comAudio ads could soon be a part of your daily commute on the NYC subway systemDo we really need more noise? 081
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Could absolutely fuck up a tray of Andes after dinner mints right now I’ll tell you what 060
Hatsune Mike @hatsunemike.bsky.social · 28/02/2026As we go on, we remember we go on we remember go on remember go on goon 020
