Reposted by HatsWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Drive thru guy told me to pull around front like we were going to brawl so I asked him if he was mad at me and he said "no, I just need you to pull around front." I don't need this drama I just want a cheeseburger sir. 313214
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Does abhorrent behavior justify legal threats and intimidation? 010
Reposted by HatsHomestuck.net @homestuck.net · 13/04/2026Announcement: The Homestuck Team Reported our Discord. The Subreddit is Next. Evidence and summaries below: www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/... Please spread this and help us save one of the few remaining places of fan discussion. 02818
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 12/04/2026we need a recreation of that fuckass photo but you look destitute and traumatized 000
Reposted by Hatsdonoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 08/04/2026how do you take 22 minutes to say "cheesesteaks and pussy" 241710297
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 08/08/2025there has never been any statement saying hussie uses exclusively they/them pronouns, any/all seems to be the one that is being used. you can also still be non-binary with any combination of pronouns or gender presentation 210
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 08/08/2025shoutouts to when hussie was trying to take over the homestuck discord and wantrd to do a gender census on the mod team that was at that point half made up of trans people and/or people who did not want to share their gender identity like that 2142
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 08/08/2025half the people involved with this IP are actually the most incompetent people on earth and the other half are in the torment nexus 040
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 08/08/2025theres fan sites but the website has been down for the entire year because their previous publisher made the worst site known to man 120
Reposted by HatsCybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Every now and then I remember this Hussie quote and have a hearty chuckle to myself. 9713194
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Here in Slurp Society nobody goes for the swallow. It's better to be safe and do the hawk tuah for the spit rather than risk your entire W Faps for just half a hunger bar more. 000
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 06/08/2025so like elons getting blasted off the face of the earth legally for this right 110
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 06/08/2025i think you should stand up and leave. (because its important to take breaks and move around!) 050
Reposted by HatsJack "Commissions Open" McGee @droolingdemon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025shes on that [DIE THE DEATH] kinda lifestyle 7690238
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 06/08/2025i am such a sucker for high scores they make my neurons fire 000
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 06/08/2025i now realize the funnier joke would have been "more cum than man" 000
Reposted by HatsTT | hypos @ something thrifted this way mackles… @hypoconductor.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Me playing the fighting game you play to jack off: This guy’s faps are +2 on cock 010558
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 05/08/2025i feel like its unnatural for you to be seen from any other angle than directly head on 0240
Hats @hatster401.bsky.social · 03/08/2025i think it would be fun if kojima was allowed to make zone of the enders 3 and he just turned it into death stranding. the first strand-type mecha game. 100
Reposted by HatsCheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 02/08/2025Free Chocolate Pudding via Parking Lot. Limited Time Offer. 15863439
Reposted by HatsBruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 02/08/2025I'm torn between the somewhat serious argument of like, "young men looking for dating advice are sent down a far-right rabbit hole" and just god how funny is this phrasing. "Your silence on getting my dick wet speaks volumes" 412516
Reposted by HatsDezi @dezi.quest · 30/07/2025these fucking videos are gonna be the death of me 101008460
