Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 3hi think the climate change institute at university of maine did it 130
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 20hi love new followers. its a special kind of feeling seeing one person give you the 30+. imagine if knuckles wore pants and then you pantsed him, its like that its primal its special 329327
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 21hthey should let me cast in the role of Dr. Wiley for a change. I'll even have my own evil little robot to challenge the heroes. he'll be eggaman 626630
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"what do you have in your mouth" nuffin. 958572
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026for halloween im shaving my moustache. im gonna look like that robot Krang pilots 328323
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i would not ban you for saying you "want sonic so fucking bad" but i would turn your house into the bumper-car section of EggmanLand 342766
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you 14905153
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026every time hear someone talk about using an egg timer i get pissed off because i didn't make those 17958203
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026got some trick-or-treaters. you might ask how when its only the 4th. I ask how because im on the fucking ARK. 22772184
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i had to change my name to Eggman because it would've been too much of a controversy to tell the truth. SEGA misread my application as Robotnik because i wrote my middle and last names too close. Its Ivo Robot Nik. I won't be silent about this any longer. 739156
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ask yourself. What is Eggman. Who is Eggman. The answers may surprise you. 1730652
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026no one bought me anything from the steam sale so im going to go into town and be a problem 16594117
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026jacob wysocki could kill sonic 126430
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026no matter how good i post i'll never be jacob wysocki 944976
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I used capture twice time to crash the egg carrier 31665
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026YOU ARE A ROBOTNIK GUY, YOU CAN CAPTURE A BIRD YOU ARE A ROBOTNIK GUY, YOU CAN BUILD A ROBOT YOU ARE A ROBOTNIK GUY, YOU CAN DRIVE THAT WALKER YOU ARE A ROBOTNIK GUY, YOU CAN CAPTURE THAT HEDGEHOG 351267
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"what about me" look if i havent taken a pot shot at your house with an orbital laser or the egg carriers broadside cannons youre probably fine 21267149
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026domt show me this freak whats his problem 2120
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me. 5361722298
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026they ask me all the time if ive ever done something real bad. ill tell you. im the one funding new episodes of the simpsons 1150487
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i zapped off the dick and balls of everyone on mobius thats why none of them wear pants 740671
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026im going to need everyone to not talk about my penes and nuts. 1745976
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean 1738301068
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026how dare you show me the worst fucking day of my life. youre some kind of fucked up fey creature 2183
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026grounder for today you are my new son. heres a hammer, go kill scratch. i know youve been wanting to. he's always held you back. sever your ties to your life of mediocrity and take your place at my side (for 24 hours) 7444102
Reposted by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnikbunnii ⊹ ˖ Ი𐑼 @bumblinbunnii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026shhh no stop i think of you often 015325
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026been stuck in one of those pneumatic tubes for days. thought it would be a fun way to get around the base. thank god grounder had the jaws of life. thank god for him. 851688
Reposted by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" RobotnikPiatic @piatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026every daystatic.klipy.comHappy eggman dayALT: Happy eggman day 112211
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026wont anyone think of egg man 20448105
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'LL STEAL IT. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW 954868
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026im in such a good mood for my Birthday™ that im willing to share, happy birthday to both of us forever 0100
Reposted by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" RobotnikWaffles @localizedfiles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026year of the eggman 0502
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ive invented a new device that makes it my birthday year round so everyone has to give me presents and be nice to me and let me take over their cities and you cant get mad at me cuz its my birthday 1951192
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026look at that face. i know you got schemes 050
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026maybe today i will cause problems 12497120
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026everyone is saying this. yall are fucked up. do you tell your friends to get funny ghost boards when their cousins die. youre sick in the head. this is why im turning everyone into robots. 748075
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026pranked shadow by telling him i had robot eyes that could tell when he was high and he started crying and begging me "don't tell maria" and now i just feel bad. 8871166
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026megatron thinks he's got it bad with starscream. i've got so many bumbling minions who have failed me for the last time. does he want to trade. at least starscream looks good in heels 15545168
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026youll never get em. im king of the tuck. 7555107
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026blasted sonic in the eye with bug spray and he went down like a brick. i didnt know it was so simple. this rules ass. what a great day 131071286
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026SSSSS SQUAD. BRING ME THAT ADORABLE HEDGEHOG, AND ALSO THAT HASHBROWN 448794
