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Harrison Kaufman

@harrisonkaufman.bsky.social
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Long suffering SMU and Atlanta sports fan

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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Falcons just hit the Fetty Wap over the ‘Aints @rodger.bsky.social
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is excruciating. I am sitting and my heart rate is between 110-115.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He had the best commitment picture when he signed with SMU
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It has broken contain because my 79 year old dad, who is not online except to participate deep in the NYT comments section brought it up to me this afternoon. The man is fighting battles we could only imagine…so maybe he is more online than folks on Bluesky.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bijan is fucking incredible
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh lord, do not field a punt inside the 5 Z branch. Pay @rkalland.bsky.social $250K to be the punt return specialist falcons.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bless up. Anything in particular you’re looking for out of Penix and the birds offense or just not complete incompetence?
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Braves game will 100% be on. Ron starting to rake has me cautiously excited about playoffs.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social what are you doing on this glorious Sunday? Wife wanted to paint our entire back deck, so deck painting it is.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Indefensible decision and play call by Rhett.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What book should we be reading for Week 1 of Sunday book club?
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Spencer this is what we do. It is either the second coming of greatest show on turf or the Treon Harris experience with the stupidest shit imaginable.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Because at SMU, Coach Horny teaches us to stroke balls at all costs.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SMU fan here. I cannot believe they agreed to play this game. Way too much downside.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cumulative load (repeated head impacts) is something we measure at Prevent Biometrics through an in mouth wearable device. All professional rugby players were it in training and in matches. Would love massive adoption in football. www.preventbiometrics.com
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The consumption of plain grilled chicken has melted his brain
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Now that is a diaper dandy - dickie V
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I have told my wife this is the year I finally stop watching Falcons football. She reminded me I have said that every summer since 2020.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Soler cut too. AA can bring the band back together. Wonder what Adam Duvall and Eddie Rosario are up to?
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Great piece Chris. As a SMU alum, I love that Rhett is a representative of the university and hope he stays on the hilltop for many years to come.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Atlanta may burn down again tonight.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What a shot by Enzo
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Can we please get Bill on a Kickback pod @johnkickback.bsky.social?!
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This game is shitfaced drunk
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Omg Croatia. Just woke up whole family
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Ernest Jones V @zjwhitman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We need our most deranged SEC bag men to get the Balogun red overturned
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
What a sublime day of soccer today.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It was electric inside MBS. My kiddos were getting very into the let’s go Congo chants.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Love this from Ossoff. Proud he represents and will continue to represent Georgia
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
What a strike for Cabo verde. Mercy
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸. vibes are immaculate
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
friken Jan Koller big boying Eddie Pope...taking me back to a bad place.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Remember when the Red Sox traded Chris Sale to the Braves for Vaughn Grissom, ate 60% of Sale's salary, and then watched him win the Cy Young in Atlanta? You absolutely love to see it.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Fuck it just play this game all night.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I have told everyone in my orbit here in Atlanta that they can write in Spencer Hall for every primary except they MUST vote for Jen Jordan and Miracle Rankin.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My old boss at Turner used to work at CNN Center and said Ted and Jane used to walk their dogs inside while dressed in black tie attire. Without fail, one of the dogs would shit in the hallway and some poor cleaning person would have to come and scrub the carpet. Rip to a true Atlanta legend.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Fully recognize I’m in the city of Atlanta bubble, but I have seen zero KLB signs. There are a handful of Duncan signs, but mostly it’s Esteves. I am certain KLB will get wiped out in a general election. Many Dem voters in my orbit despise her. Here’s to hoping Duncan or Esteves wins run off.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It’s like watching different games at both ends. Embarrassing level of flopping
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
HAWKS IN 6
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Thank you!
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Great stuff Leigh. Was OO on the floor practicing? Vital for him to be out there if hawks want to steal game 2.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Oh my lord UCONN
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Which parking lot do you fancy? 75 or 41/Northside?
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
How many 2 Liter Surge bottles have been consumed?
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
BJ Edwards was our best perimeter defender and masked a lotto deficiencies on defensive side. Defensive rotations have been abysmal. I’m more shocked/disappointed by SMU’s offensive game plan.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
He is flying around. Truly a pleasure to watch.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
What a feeling when that @jayhorrey.bsky.social email hits your inbox.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Shout out Austin Daye. Hawks legend
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
An incredible pull. this is cat nip for the late 30s/early 40s crowd. In the spirit of this, maybe a summer / slow season pod idea of just naming / talking about some random Hawks guys.
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Harrison Kaufman @harrisonkaufman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
As a founding member, this is the first time I am seriously considering giving up season tickets next year. My overall frustration with the downward trajectory of the club has just turned to apathy.
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