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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@harris33thatsme.bsky.social
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Partnered 👬🏳️‍🌈 | can be found in Essex/London | He/Him | Shopping addict | Connoisseur of the kitchen disco | We’ve definitely met, I was just too drunk to remember | opinions my own

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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 11h
Commuter thoughts 🤔 Moustaches on men: It’s a fine line between “daddy” and “sex offender”. 🤣
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s a good morning from me and my psoriasis 👋🏻🤣 Woke up super early, but it does mean I’ve got the housework done and some life admin all before 10am. It’s a Sunday win, ladies! 🥳💅🏻
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me and my 9 albums
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September tooooons 🎧💃🪩
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy Sunday, gays! 👋🏻🏳️‍🌈 Just on my way back from London after a lovely day with me bestie @wmhsoj.bsky.social 😘 My Son’s a Queer (But What Can You Do?) was such a fabulous show! I’ve genuinely never laughed and cried so much at a show. 🥹🤣❤️ Now dealing with shitty Sunday trains 😩
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Off to see my best bitch @wmhsoj.bsky.social 🥳💃
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Random purchase that I’d completely forgotten about, and it’s from one of my all-time faves 🤣 1️⃣ Can you guess which movie? 🎬 2️⃣ Where on earth can I wear this without causing offence? 🤣🤣
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thankfully she said yes! 😅😅
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Early morning trip to meet my oldest friend for breakfast and ask her something VERY important… 👀🥹 Exciting times! 🤞🏼🤵‍♂️🤵‍♂️
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well, I’m regretting watching this for the first time 😔😢
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What a day yesterday! 🥰 Proper little culture vultures — Schiaparelli exhibition, lunch at the V&A, Jinkx absolutely killing it in Oh, Mary! and then wrapping things up nicely with a few drinks at Retro Bar. 🍸✨ Honestly, look at us… cultured, sophisticated and everything. 🤣
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After 6 months she has passed her probation! Not surprising as I’m pretty amazing 🤣🤣
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Michael Scott & Dwight Schrute Waving
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dream DRUK All Stars cast No winners & two from each season Divina de Campo Cheryl Tayce A’Whora Ella Vaday Vanity Milan Black Pepper Cheddar Gorgeous Tomara Thomas Miss Naomi Carter La Voix Lill Sally TM Paige Three
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RuPaul: You Got It Right!
ALT: RuPaul: You Got It Right!
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s been a busy weekend with a lot of socialising, so my social battery is running pretty low 🔋🥱 Good job I’m not doing anything else today… 🤣
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Annnnnd I’m awake nice and early on a Sunday! 😴 Who needs an alarm when your own body can betray you for free? 🙄🤣
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And now Tim?! 😩😢 Grew up watching him and has always been one of my favs ❤️
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ah yes, the first signs of autumn: cooler weather, darker mornings and the return of the finance bro gilet. 🤣
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Man in Canada Goose Gilet at Southwark
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
After wading through approximately 6,545 emails this morning (may contain a tiny amount of exaggeration) 🤣 It wasn’t the worst first day back, so I’ll call that a success 🤣
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Man's Triumphant Victory Reaction
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Time to take the plunge & see how many emails I have after 10 days off 😅🫣
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Inbox Tiktok
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Had the best 10 days off! 🥰 Seen friends, eaten, drunk, laughed & generally made the most of it, but I’ve also had plenty of time to relax, read and nap 😴 Today has been a wholesome end to a lovely break ☺️ Slowly getting ready for work tomorrow, making me & Tom some dinner and watching a movie 🥰
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
She’s cooking! Everyone stand back! 🚨🤣
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Chosen family, actual babes 🥰
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Finally getting round to reading this
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Spent the morning thinking about the next year and making some plans ☺️ Lots of exciting things to look forward to 🥰
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Tom Hiddleston: I Have Plans
ALT: Tom Hiddleston: I Have Plans
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Day off to myself, so me & Ralphy are watching some of my fav movies 🍿🎬🐈
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pre pride party dinner last night was an absolute giggle 🥰
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My boss just messaged me with a list of things she wants me to do before she comes back from leave on Monday… Sorry girl… 🤣 1️⃣ I’m on leave and not back until the 24th 💅🏻 2️⃣ I’ve already done about 90% of the things you’ve asked me to do… without you asking, because I’m bloody good at my job 🤣💅🏻💁🏼‍♀️
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Woman's Hair Flip
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That’s it! 10 days off incoming and the out-of-office is ON! 🥳 Now begins the final preparations for the Pride Kitchen Disco on Saturday… and then I’ll need the remaining 7 days to recover from my own life choices 🤣🪩 Stupidly excited now! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💃🏻🍻
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When did you know?
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Getting so excited for our annual Pride Kitchen Disco 🪩🏳️‍🌈 We’re drinking voddy and doing a little test run of the Pride playlist… and it is CAMP AS FUCK 🤣💃🏻 Honestly, I don’t know how we’re meant to wait another week! 🥳
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Happy Pride Dog in Pink Tutu
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Got my hair did, so obviously a photo had to be taken. I don’t make the rules 💁🏼‍♀️🤣✂️💈
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
And that’s a wrap! 🥺 Three days of nephew duty complete! 🫡 Had the best time, but the house is a state, I’m exhausted and I’m craving silence like I’ve never craved anything before 🤣 10/10 would do it again though ❤️
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Man Relaxing with a Cigarette
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Another great day with the boys 🥰 Me and Uncle Tom are absolutely shattered now though 🥱 Massive respect to parents because there is absolutely no way we could do this full time 🤣❤️
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We just had the “Bert & Ernie” chat with Arthur 🤣❤️ He thought me and Uncle Tom were just best friends who spent all our time together 🤣 So we explained that we’re actually boyfriends, and he seemed to get it. I think it helped having Blake there to explain it as well 🥹🥰
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Confused Math Lady Meme
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My heart is full 🥰🥹 Lovely day with all me boys 🥰
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So proud of my oldest nephew 🥹 Wanted to earn himself some cash, so he started buying things at boot sales & selling them on Vinted. He’s made over £300! 🤯 We’ve donated plenty of our “I’ll definitely wear that again” clothes so he can keep it up ☺️ Proper little entrepreneur 🥰
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Cry Crying
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Morning, all! 👋🏻 First night of the boys staying and, somehow, everyone is still asleep 😴 So I’m making the most of the peace and quiet before the chaos begins 🤣☕️
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Texted my sister to ask what time she was dropping the nephews off… She replied with this 🥹 I’m not crying, you are! 🥹❤️
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Morning, campers! 👋🏻 Just on my way to the office and then that’s me done for the week 🥳 Although, the nephews are coming to stay for a few days, so I’m essentially swapping Outlook for cartoons and meetings for chaos 🤣 Can’t wait though! 🥹🥰
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Our two babies having a nap 😍🥰 🐈🐈‍⬛
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This weekend is all about getting organised! ☺️ Only two weeks until our annual “Pride Kitchen Disco” 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🪩💃🍻 Time to make sure we’ve got everything we need and give the house a proper deep clean… All so the gays can undo it in approximately 47 minutes 🤣
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m a Class A idiot and was so tired yesterday, I left my laptop charger at the office 🤦🏻‍♂️🤪 Messaged my boss to say I might have to take half a day’s leave… He told me take the afternoon off because I work so bloody hard and deserve the rest. Being an exhausted idiot often enough pays off 🤣🥳
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Drinks: Man in Red Robe Celebrates
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I can’t be the only one who can’t believe it’s only Wednesday?! 😩 This week is dragging its arse. I’ve put in enough effort to have at least earned a Thursday 🤣
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Our little Mahri wanted a festival/mermaid party for her 4th birthday and that’s what she got! Isn’t she lucky that all her uncles, aunties & Dad either play an instrument or sing 🥹🥰😘 Gorgeous day!
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Mahri’s mermaid/festival 4th birthday 🥹🥰😘
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Had such a lovely time with the girls yesterday 🥰 Drinking, eating, gossiping, putting the world to rights, and soaking up the sunshine ☀️🍹 Turns out laughter, sunshine and a bit of a gossip really are good for the soul 🤣
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Well, I’m a sleepy boy this morning 😴 Was anyone else slowly cooked alive by the humidity last night, or was that just me? 😅 No rest for the wicked though! Time to speed-run the housework before a girls’ night with our faves 🥳🪩🍸 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social @j3lyon.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Craig 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harris33thatsme.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hear me out… Why do all the fit men seem to live in Ilford?! They’re everywhere. Every. Single. Day. 🤣
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Dean Winchester Funny Face
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