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Jamie 🐻

@saltnpreppa.bsky.social
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Bearded, hairy, zesty. 🏳️‍🌈 . ♈️ . The walking resting bitch face. (He/Him) Your Least Favourite Twitter Gay’s least favourite Twitter Gay. Essex/ London

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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I feel like climbing a mountain would be very healing for me rn
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The hangover post weekend with gays anxiety is really body dysmorphia flavoured today
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I blame that compare the market rat, for deform voting boomers saying “simples” after splurging out the most moronic statements ever. Gets on my tits.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I’m stood on top of a mountain in Iceland, reflecting on where I was a year ago. I’ve grown and healed so much, through taking better care of my body, and more importantly better care of my brain. I’ve still got a long way to go, but I’m slowly getting there 😌
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Yeah they’re not fucking about with pricing in Iceland. I’m bout to start charging grindr hookups.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
That’s why her holes so gaped. It’s full of secrets.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The pre glow up pictures being brought out to haunt me for my birthday. 😩
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
29 today 💪 who wants some birthday boy cake 😏
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Manifesting Gaga releasing new music for my birthday tomorrow 🙏
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The worst hangxiety today 😞
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Why are there Spanish school children in the most random places in the city. Viva la Elephant and castle apparently.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A Gran Canaria and Toronto trip has just about done me in 😩 I need 2000 hours of sleep now
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Need Pisces season to finish already so I can stop being all up my emotionsss
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My Muslim colleagues were talking about all the food they’re planning for Eid and I’m like drooling 😩🥺
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
X is actually a cesspit since M*sk bought it. Why is abuse content not being removed immediately? It’s fucking disgusting.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Did I nearly pass out at the wheel of my car on a duel carriageway because I was doing the breathing part of She wolf by Shakira a bit too enthusiastically? Yes, yes I did.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I think one of the very few things I miss about being in a relationship, is having someone to tell that I’ve just had the most waist slimming poop in existence to.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
My do I have the nervous system of someone who’s going to war today, for literally no reason 🙃
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Off on another little solo trip tomorrow, and I literally cannot waaaitt
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Goes without saying, but you’re either a cunt or an idiot if you’re even considering voting one of the reduce, reuse, recycle (Tories) parties.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Why aren’t children kept on leads anymore.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Was being a bit of a purist and not see it, but kinda wanna go flick my bean to Wuthering Heights at some point 👉👈 💦 💦
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If Authenticator app has no enemies, then I am dead.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Personally don’t think we should be paying full price train tickets when it’s rail replacement, but here we are.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I keep getting actual bikers asking what type of motorbike I ride, but i literally bought this just to ride dick and butts 😞
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Things men do that are literally so slutty to me. - Baking bread - Using a pottery wheel. - Concentrating intensely. - Being grumpy (but not angry) - Drinking whisky and actually enjoying it. - Lifting arms up to stretch and a bit of tummy poking out.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Not to be dramatic but finding parking when visiting the Southend gays actually makes me want to kms
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Just seen someone in a corporate branded Gilet. The city of london must be stopped 😩😩
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I’ve got stomach ache and an attitude problem today.
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Morning. We got some weather lads Things I wont be doing today: - making unnecessary journeys - taking risks on treacherous roads - swimming in the sea - the hokie cokie Athankyou
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Back to therapy for meeee
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
WILD how establishing emotional boundaries really fucks some people off eh.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Scotland next week and I can’t waitttt. Gimme that crisp tap water nowwww
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I feel like we took 2015-2019 for granted so bad 😭
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
In no way ready or wanting a relationship rn, but I sure as hell would love a good cuddle and some goofin around.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Why are people who cut about saying “simples” always the most ditch water level cretins in existence. Like bitch you are the simples.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Crying that I nearly ADHD’d too close to the sun today and was seconds away from booking a solo trip to Australia, when I really can’t afford to do that rn 😭🤣
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
An hour in and I’m already over it all.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Gave my number to a cute bear couple who were on my flight, but was cacking myself so wrote my number on a bit of paper, threw it at one of them at baggage claim and ran off 🥺😩
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Greater Anglia gets nationalised on Sunday 😍😍
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
In today’s episode of my life. The trade was over and said “I’d love to give you a massage”, but didn’t have any oil or anything. He said wait a minute and came back in with a spray bottle of fry light 😭😭
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Btw it’s the most attractive I’ve felt in years, so scuse me if I’m a little full of myself 😇
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Only just scraping into autumn and I’m already emotionally ✨ a mess ✨
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I hate the term “bric a brac” like just say shit you wanna throw out Mary…
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Whilst probably not sensible, having a bit of poppers before going on the waltzers was EVERYTHING 🤣🤣
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
One more day at work and then it’s off to Manchester for pride. Needed in all honesty 😫
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
At a Tudor castle for the day for some culture and history and there’s a jousting display on. Naturally I’m on grindr hoping one of the knights wants his chrome polished and I can be his 15th century wench maiden 😏
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I wanna know what our ancestors would think about the recent gooning phenomenon.
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Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Leaning into *some* guys calling me daddy, but emphasising that I’m problematic young dad age, and not at beekeeping stage yet.
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