Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I feel like climbing a mountain would be very healing for me rn 020
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 24/05/2026The hangover post weekend with gays anxiety is really body dysmorphia flavoured today 010
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I blame that compare the market rat, for deform voting boomers saying “simples” after splurging out the most moronic statements ever. Gets on my tits. 010
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I’m stood on top of a mountain in Iceland, reflecting on where I was a year ago. I’ve grown and healed so much, through taking better care of my body, and more importantly better care of my brain. I’ve still got a long way to go, but I’m slowly getting there 😌 0120
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Yeah they’re not fucking about with pricing in Iceland. I’m bout to start charging grindr hookups. 050
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 20/04/2026That’s why her holes so gaped. It’s full of secrets. 010
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 10/04/2026The pre glow up pictures being brought out to haunt me for my birthday. 😩media.tenor.coma man with a beard is making a funny face in a blurry photoALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face in a blurry photo 010
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Manifesting Gaga releasing new music for my birthday tomorrow 🙏 050
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Why are there Spanish school children in the most random places in the city. Viva la Elephant and castle apparently.media.tenor.coma young boy is sitting on a couch making a funny face .ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch making a funny face . 030
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 30/03/2026A Gran Canaria and Toronto trip has just about done me in 😩 I need 2000 hours of sleep now 070
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Need Pisces season to finish already so I can stop being all up my emotionsss 011
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 12/03/2026My Muslim colleagues were talking about all the food they’re planning for Eid and I’m like drooling 😩🥺 050
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 09/03/2026X is actually a cesspit since M*sk bought it. Why is abuse content not being removed immediately? It’s fucking disgusting. 110
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Did I nearly pass out at the wheel of my car on a duel carriageway because I was doing the breathing part of She wolf by Shakira a bit too enthusiastically? Yes, yes I did. 090
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I think one of the very few things I miss about being in a relationship, is having someone to tell that I’ve just had the most waist slimming poop in existence to. 080
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 24/02/2026My do I have the nervous system of someone who’s going to war today, for literally no reason 🙃 030
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Off on another little solo trip tomorrow, and I literally cannot waaaitt 030
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Goes without saying, but you’re either a cunt or an idiot if you’re even considering voting one of the reduce, reuse, recycle (Tories) parties. 060
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 12/02/2026media.tenor.coman older woman in a black dress is being shown on tv 1 hdALT: an older woman in a black dress is being shown on tv 1 hd 110
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Was being a bit of a purist and not see it, but kinda wanna go flick my bean to Wuthering Heights at some point 👉👈 💦 💦 120
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 10/02/2026If Authenticator app has no enemies, then I am dead. 000
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Personally don’t think we should be paying full price train tickets when it’s rail replacement, but here we are.media.tenor.coma woman with a shaved head and two pigtails is standing in a field .ALT: a woman with a shaved head and two pigtails is standing in a field . 050
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I keep getting actual bikers asking what type of motorbike I ride, but i literally bought this just to ride dick and butts 😞 0220
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Things men do that are literally so slutty to me. - Baking bread - Using a pottery wheel. - Concentrating intensely. - Being grumpy (but not angry) - Drinking whisky and actually enjoying it. - Lifting arms up to stretch and a bit of tummy poking out. 040
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Not to be dramatic but finding parking when visiting the Southend gays actually makes me want to kms 150
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Just seen someone in a corporate branded Gilet. The city of london must be stopped 😩😩 030
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I’ve got stomach ache and an attitude problem today. 010
Reposted by Jamie 🐻Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Morning. We got some weather lads Things I wont be doing today: - making unnecessary journeys - taking risks on treacherous roads - swimming in the sea - the hokie cokie Athankyou 14831
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 20/01/2026WILD how establishing emotional boundaries really fucks some people off eh. 040
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Scotland next week and I can’t waitttt. Gimme that crisp tap water nowwww 150
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 10/01/2026In no way ready or wanting a relationship rn, but I sure as hell would love a good cuddle and some goofin around. 060
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Why are people who cut about saying “simples” always the most ditch water level cretins in existence. Like bitch you are the simples. 010
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Crying that I nearly ADHD’d too close to the sun today and was seconds away from booking a solo trip to Australia, when I really can’t afford to do that rn 😭🤣 020
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 25/12/2025An hour in and I’m already over it all.media.tenor.coma woman is crying with the words somebody sedate me above herALT: a woman is crying with the words somebody sedate me above her 030
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Gave my number to a cute bear couple who were on my flight, but was cacking myself so wrote my number on a bit of paper, threw it at one of them at baggage claim and ran off 🥺😩 070
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Greater Anglia gets nationalised on Sunday 😍😍media.tenor.coma girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroomALT: a girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroom 030
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 20/09/2025In today’s episode of my life. The trade was over and said “I’d love to give you a massage”, but didn’t have any oil or anything. He said wait a minute and came back in with a spray bottle of fry light 😭😭 060
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Btw it’s the most attractive I’ve felt in years, so scuse me if I’m a little full of myself 😇 090
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Only just scraping into autumn and I’m already emotionally ✨ a mess ✨ 020
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I hate the term “bric a brac” like just say shit you wanna throw out Mary… 170
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Whilst probably not sensible, having a bit of poppers before going on the waltzers was EVERYTHING 🤣🤣 020
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 20/08/2025One more day at work and then it’s off to Manchester for pride. Needed in all honesty 😫 030
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 16/08/2025At a Tudor castle for the day for some culture and history and there’s a jousting display on. Naturally I’m on grindr hoping one of the knights wants his chrome polished and I can be his 15th century wench maiden 😏 130
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 13/08/2025I wanna know what our ancestors would think about the recent gooning phenomenon. 110
Jamie 🐻 @saltnpreppa.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Leaning into *some* guys calling me daddy, but emphasising that I’m problematic young dad age, and not at beekeeping stage yet. 130