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Josh (He/Him)

@wmhsoj.bsky.social
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Husband, daddy (not that kind, perverts), and all round basic bitch 🏳️‍🌈

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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think George likes his new house 🏠 🐢
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Love my new septum ring 😍
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got a lucky dip of ear plugs with an order of piercing jewellery.. Not sure I’m keen on the heart shaped ones 🤍😂
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kiddo is playing video games and hubby is working out, so I’m watching a classic..
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Getting proper autumn vibes.. makes me wanna put a spiced pumpkin wax melt on, get in my Oodie and hold a cup of coffee with both hands 😂
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Happy Fall
ALT: Happy Fall
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Back to work tomorrow after 11 days off 😫 Post-annual leave blues are strong.
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Loved visiting Cheddar Gorge today 😍
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Woke up to rain, but not mad about it 😍 I love the smell of it.
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
First full day of holiday, took a trip to Wookey Hole caves
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Even my sweat is sweating.
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not me having to shout out the bathroom window at chavvy kids to turn their music down 😂😂 I like loud music, but if you wake my child up we’re gonna have a problem!
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Meryl Streep Shout Out
ALT: Meryl Streep Shout Out
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Really not feeling it today, I don’t want to work. I want to lie on the sofa / in bed and watch Desperate Housewives all day.
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Felicity Huffman Eating Ice Cream
ALT: Felicity Huffman Eating Ice Cream
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Last day of annual leave 😫 Spending the day with my little man ❤️ and hoping my car passes its MOT.
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Had a great time in the Brighton Pride parade and party in the park with my boys yesterday ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Our home for the weekend #Glamping
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Got my pride tshirt ready for the weekend 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What a shit night.. Fourth night in a row where I haven’t been able to nod off before midnight. Kiddo got up at 11:30, then I woke up at 2 with stomach pains. Then kiddo got up at 6am to watch tv in bed with me.
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Sleepy Tired Status
ALT: Sleepy Tired Status
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s bloody hot!! Just got myself cleaned up and changed, and I broke a sweat!
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m off work this week with my kiddo, and we’re all off the Brighton this weekend for pride. Think I’m going to need another week off to recover, maybe a spa hotel for a few days?
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Man's Relaxing Spa Day
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I need to use this app more..
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I really need to get better at checking pockets for tissues before I put clothes in the washing machine! 😫
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@brightonpride.bsky.social I can’t seem to get an email reply, so am trying here. I thought I’d added a free child ticket to my order, but can’t see evidence of this on my tickets. I was told we would have to buy a FULL PRICED adult ticket so my 6yr old can join us as child tickets are sold out.
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Is there any better feeling than taking contact lenses out after wearing them for hours?
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Summer vibes ☀️😎
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Morning 🥱
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Put a load of washing on yesterday, not realising there was a whole pack of tissues in my hoodie pocket 😩
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Had the dad-wagon washed the other day, for the first time since I bought it in August 😂
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sunday has been good. Can’t say I’m looking forward to Monday, but I’ve got a day off of Weds!
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
When you’re 37 and still scared of being told off by your mum 😂😂
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
You, in another decade
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Obsessed with my new septum piercing 😍😍
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I was looking forward to a bit of peace whilst wfh today, but now we have people coming to replace the boiler 😩
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Turns out it wasn’t trapped wind at all, but gallstones!
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Obsessed with my new hoodie 😍
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My son slept the whole night through last night, for the first time in months 😍 Daddy actually feels somewhat rested!
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Tomorrow makes it a whole month since we moved into this house, and today I have finally put our bed frame together. Finally, I can stop sleeping on a mattress on the floor!
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
That’s the last day of half term done! Think I wore the kid out at soft play today, he was asking to go to bed before 6pm! Looking forward to the weekend, need to try and do some more unpacking. We’ve only lived here for a month now 😂
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
You’re stuck in the last movie you watched… (Answer with a GIF) 🖤
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a woman in a purple dress says i 'm a thug and i 'm a real thug
ALT: a woman in a purple dress says i 'm a thug and i 'm a real thug
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It’s our boys 6th birthday today 🎉🎁🎈🥳🎂 My heart nearly burst this morning when he saw the balloons and presents and said “did you do all this for me?” 🥺🥲
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Finally handed back the keys to the old house today, and feel like a bit of weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Now we can concentrate on making our new house a home ❤️
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Cleaning a house that you no longer live in is not the one.. If I don’t get to enjoy the cleanliness then why should I care?
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Any tips on relieving trapped wind in my chest? I’ve tried tablets, stretching, massage, heat.. now having peppermint tea.
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Our house has gone back up ok Rightmove for new tenants, so naturally I’m becoming obsessive about cleaning it in case we have any viewings before we move out 😂
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Nearly went arse over tit in Morrisons car park this morning 😂 then my car skidded on ice as I pulled into my street 😳 Be careful out there, kids!
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Couldn’t stay out there too long, it’s bloody cold!
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
We have snow!! 😍 Not a huge amount and it’ll probably disappear by lunchtime, but it’s something! Can’t wait to take my boy out to play in it this morning ☃️
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I’m a bit jealous of all the snow everyone else seems to be getting.
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Packing up the house ain’t half doing my back in 😩
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Off to London with my boys today. Kiddo doesn’t know it yet, but we’re taking him to the Paddington experience this afternoon. We watched all 3 movies yesterday in preparation for this!
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a teddy bear holding an umbrella and a suitcase flies through the air
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Josh (He/Him) @wmhsoj.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
All presents wrapped and under the tree. Hubby and I have caved and opened the chocolate orange that was part of the gift from my boss 😂
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