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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Honestly Boone should go into the post-game put his feet up on the table and go like "What? You can't do anything! I'm goddamn untouchable! As long as I make sure these 100 win rosters win 88 or more games I'm golden."
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Boone : "Sorry Cam about the defense behind you. Sure which we could find out who should be teaching those kids how to play. I guess we'll never know"
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why does that anti-nausea drug have an anime cartoon with a... Greek? accented voice-over.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ben Rice. He hit nice.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you are watching this thinking what’s going on ITS BEEN YEARS OF THIS! NO ONE IN THE ORG CARES. Boone’s a good soldier who does what they want and that’s what they want from a manager. Not getting guys to play their best.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bad defense, bad positioning, bad defense. But look Boone’s only had one decade to get these guys playing right. You need two or three to nail it down.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look Ovi we all saw Saturdays game and thought “yeah it’s not getting better any time soon” but you don’t have to immediately make that decision.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Miller needs coach Calcaterra fast bsky.app/profile/crai...
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 04/10/2026
Today I saw a man walking across a parking lot and was suddenly, forcefully reminded of a man I saw in 1997 crossing the Chapel Hill campus in a black leather jacket, plaid pants, and the tallest Mohawk I have ever seen. RIP Gregory “Grog the Caveman” Klaiber. dailytarheel.com/325504/unive...
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Beloved media lab manager passed away; the community remembers his impact
Greg Klaiber lives on in the memories of the UNC community, whether it be as a sound engineer, the digital media lab manager for the Media Resource Center or the guitarist for Durham-based band, Ameri...
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just realized the guy calling plays for the Raiders is Gary Kubiak’s son*. I old * though he is only one year older than Kirk Cousins.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m looking to buy a car for the first time in a while and man, grills have gotten real stupid looking haven’t they?
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 03/10/2026
Remember: David Brisbin, best known as Mr. Ernst on Nickelodeon’s Hey Dude, was one of the original otherworldly Woodsmen in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.
David Brisbin as Mr. Ernst in the opening credits of the first episode of Hey Dude, “Day One on the Bar None.”David Brisbin as Second Woodsman in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (tbh I’m unsure if this particular still is from the feature film or the deleted scenes).
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was hoping to sit down to a good game but Philly is really trying not to give it to us.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adley about to hit Crochet with a folding chair and take off his shirt to reveal a Jeter shirsey
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone is making fun of Bryce's health habits and great! but also the Phillies "who needs defense?" 2005 sabrmetrics plan was answered with
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Angry Gary Oldman Shouts Everyone!
ALT: Angry Gary Oldman Shouts Everyone!
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ben Rice! He hit nice!
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't like be Oldies music age. Not because I don't like being old. whatever. because I miss MY oldies music. I liked hearing 50s and 60s music on the radio.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh look at these starting pitchers go. How “entertaining” them “working the lineups”.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A good manager would have fixed Lombard’s hoppy run style by now. Alas we have Boone
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heliot Ramos batting third? It’s a bad idea right?
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Austin Wells was really sure about that one
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good to raise a banner in front of the Panthers, who have won a couple recently. Don't want the whole "see that. you want that" motivation getting attached to a team
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey it's opening night for the STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CAROLINA HURRICANES. Maybe your team should try winning the Stanley Cup this year.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP For anyone under say... well my age that doesn't under the hold SBTB has on a sliver of a generation, I get it. It's not very good and you look around now and there's plenty of programming dialed into specific ages. But at the time there wasn't much like this a sitcom for like 8-13 yos.
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Dennis Haskins, Principal on TV’s ‘Saved by the Bell,’ Dies at 75
The actor portrayed Richard Belding on the show, as well as in the spinoff series “Saved by the Bell: The New Class.”
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Internet Contrarian @internetcontrarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t really feel like trudging to the office today. Life is just full of uncapped downside scenarios.
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He should shine up his old brown shoes and put on a brand new shirt
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rooting interests Phillies (I've never shied away from admitting my light Phillies fandom, plus Braves have won recently) White Sox (duh) Yankees (Red Sox = worst. Anyone who picks the Red Sox over the Yankees is by association also the worst) Padres? (they've been trying for a while now)
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Steve Kornacki election night schtick reimagined to prod people into last minute bets is among the most tiresome bits in NFL media
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rick Rizzs the Mariners broadcaster retires today with 41 years as the Mariners broadcaster. But not 41 consecutive years. That's because for 2 seasons he was with the Tigers? Why? Because trash Bo Schembechler (and the ownership) fired Ernie Harwell until Illitch bought the team & brought him back
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also watching My Two Dads because of course one should and in the later season Giovanni Ribisi is in it credited as "Vonni" Ribisi These are the critical things we lose as our generation dies!
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Secured Resident Evil : Requiem for my Halloween month playing.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
95% of social media users “Ray Handley” it : Read and React. About as successful with it, too.
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Rick Ward @rickward.com · 26/09/2026
Billionaire to his LLM: c’mon, if I’m going to try to hurt you, at least *act* like you’ve been hurt, otherwise it’s no fun LLM: you’re absolutely right, my stoicism was uncalled for, my bad
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a coward's work! Real front-office rankers don't say they have "opinions" or "personal evaluations"! They claim they are working from unbiased analysis that happens to put their team higher than anyone else would, let's say the 6th best org for arguments sake.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kid's friend's parents you meet when your kid is 8 and under : I guess we're friends now Kid's friend's parents you meet when your kid is 9-12 : Due diligence familiarity. Kid's friend's parents you meet when your kid is 13-up : Strangers you indirectly coordinate pick-ups and drop-offs with.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saved from a potential trash heap (No I didn’t go back and stop him from signing with the Rockies)
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't know exactly what Batman Day was about but apparently it did give us this which is delightful www.youtube.com/shorts/xAhUD...
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Even Batman Takes a Bath | DC Minis @dckids
YouTube video by DC Kids
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After yelling at you for years streaming wasn't some magic answer it still surprises me that you guys thought you could only pay for the channels you wanted & nothing would change Cable is "socialist" - everyone paying in so we could all have more - and you were all writing op-eds for the WSJ.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HANG THE GODDAMN BANNER bsky.app/profile/seri...
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Why aren't my kids bigger sports fans?" I ask as when faced with the choice of the AFC or NFC game I choose bread making on PBS.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey today is the 20th anniversary of the CW! Look at that. Who would have thunk? Formed after the failures of the WB and UPN to take hold as real networks, the CW took the best of both and... well it's survived until now! Much like it's predecessors the network has had moments of relevance
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Didn't realize our ol' friend Sally wrote a defense piece for Belichek quoting people from the set-up right-wing mess of a school at UNC. Just pack it in Jenx.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m totally watching football,bro! -Are you watching ‘Rudy’? It counts!
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nats' GM will tell you - buying out just 1 FA year is the best kind of multi-year FA contract, a "technically true" one
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Read this as "Meryl Streep cast as Asian" and thought "Yeah, people probably wouldn't be happy about that"
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'd like microwaves that spin your food to stop when the timer is done. I don't need those extra few seconds of spinning to get it back in place. I'm ok with it being a little turned. Give me back my seconds.
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is the most useful AI return I've ever gotten
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Game effort by Mariska Hargitay and the writers working around a non-comedian host. Perfectly watchable and that was probably the best they were going to do
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do better @likethemaps.bsky.social !
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Harper Gordek @harpergordek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bluesky's problem in a nutshell: A massive fight to be the first to clarify the title of the Who song. Only a couple trying to get more information on the Undertaker theme.
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