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Harley

@harlequinworks.bsky.social
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Personal account of a queer and kink friendly London handyman. I also make steel restraints, dungeon furniture. I also also post lewd ideas and pictures sometimes. Poly, queer, sub, mostly he/him, 39. 18+ Work account: @HarlequinWorks.com

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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 1h
It's a beautiful day 🥰
A landscape with sunny cloudy sky in the top half, and grass, mudflats, river, and boats in the bottom
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 18h
Every now and then I'll be minding my own business and I'll see a cutie and I'll be like FUCK i forgot about cuties
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19h
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 21h
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 22h
I'm pretty happy with how I look, and I've been described as "exquisitely bullyable", and yet I would give anything to look this bullyable
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Freckles @frecklefeet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
special gift 🧵 are we mutuals? would you like a unique & possibly intimate gift from me? if yes, read on.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being a ‘good guy’ doesn’t usually mean saying the *right* thing and then getting praise, but saying the *difficult* thing that prompts an uncomfortable silence. Follow-up post: how to be difficult www.girlonthenet.com/blog/how-to-...
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How to be difficult | A guide on challenging creep chat
Being a 'good guy' doesn't mean saying the right thing and then getting praise, but saying the difficult thing that prompts an uncomfortable silence.
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Jenezial 🜏 $6.66 ⛧ 25k 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @jenezial.fans · 04/10/2026
I think I come across as just porn and not a person online. And oh! Ohoho that's actually not a problem for me in theory, however that lack of personness may be the cause that so few reach out to me
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No YOU're desperately refreshing bsky
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Cassie and the Family Plastic @bimbette.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The bottoms crave the locker
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the kind of masochist I am
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the stuff www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ud...
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Crystal Castles - Not In Love ft. Robert Smith of The Cure
YouTube video by Crystal Castles official
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SPUNK ROCK (nasty art bitch) @spunk-rock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
see any you'd like to take home? £35 inc worldwide shipping! Msg me! Or share the shit outta this
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Human ATM is all very well, but in the UK it should really be human hole in the wall
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feeling simpy
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Woke up desperate to be sat on by a posh girl with a big bottom 😭
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Human ATM is all very well, but in the UK it should really be human hole in the wall
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Iconic
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i see arguments like this sometimes and ... what's the thing. what is this "everyday annoying task" that an AI could actually do and that you could trust it to not totally fuck up? i cannot imagine the things. and tech/robots have made a lot of tasks more efficient but there's always more shit
there are so many everyday demos that could make ai, personal agents, & agents in general feel insanely powerful to normal ppl & yet ai companies keep choosing things like booking flights, planning travel, or god forbid planning a god damn wedding.

these are not everyday problems. they're relatively rare events & worse for a lot of ppl they're actually part of the joys of life. the best demo should make someone feel pain they already are familiar with disappearing. almost every company gets this wrong. they optimize for spectacle instead of relief which is fine in some cases but it doesn't last.

one of my favorite historical examples is a product called head on.

the ad showed someone with a headache, then showed them applying the product directly to their forehead while repeating:

"head on. apply directly to the forehead."

beautifully simple. you instantly understood the product, the problem, & the value. ai companies should be doing the same thing.

show me the annoying thing i deal with every single day then make it disappear. it's not sexy, i guarantee it will work. when jobs demo'ed the iphone he picked universal simple problems that the iphone did better than anything else on the fucking planet.

anyway, thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
EXTREMELY RUDE
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My train is delayed due to swans on the line
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
❤️
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feeling simpy
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K: The Practical Domme 🧰 @kinkstertruth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
JFC 🔥
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like big butts and lying is forbidden by the large bottoms to which i am in thrall I am low before thee, large bottoms Thy will be done
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is very interesting. I've always felt that attitude is way more important than looks in the people I find hot
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going through my electrical notes while listening to Andrew W K and mentally replacing every instance of the word "party" with "study"
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This seems good
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going through my electrical notes while listening to Andrew W K and mentally replacing every instance of the word "party" with "study"
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SPUNK ROCK (nasty art bitch) @spunk-rock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
and because my job is not a proper one but it is one i really like and am good at and i think people value it i have an extremely optional holiday fund here because artist holiday pay is not a thing ko-fi.com/spunkrock/go...
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SPUNK ROCK (nasty art bitch) @spunk-rock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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B.S.W. Barootes @barootes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And yet I was only allowed to access a 1955 B.Litt. thesis, the only lengthy study on Robert Braybrooke, in person and take notes (no photos). I had to sign a register of those who had ever accessed the thesis.
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Tim Clare @timclare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This article opens by saying there's a 'surging demand' for 'diagnoses of neurodiversity'. I'm sorry to inform you the neurodiversity rate amongst the population is 100%. What you probably meant was 'neurodivergence'. This is not just me being pedantic... www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
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NHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessments
Patient groups decry ‘scandalous’ delays as four integrated care boards take step due to soaring demand for diagnoses
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SPUNK ROCK (nasty art bitch) @spunk-rock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.bonfire.com/spunk-rock/?... NEW SHIRT!!!
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SPUNK ROCK | Bonfire
Grab your limited edition SPUNK ROCK merchandise before the campaign closes. Featuring Black Classic Unisex Tees, professionally printed in the USA.
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The law locks up the man or woman That steals the goose from off the common But questions not the noble nonbinary Or the origin of their goose-feathered finery
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I must be a bumble bee the way I'm attracted to Lavender
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Indoor Pet @indoorpet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I must be a bumble bee the way I'm attracted to Lavender
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ai is what happens if more than one billionaire thinks the metaverse is a good idea
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SPUNK ROCK (nasty art bitch) @spunk-rock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Etsy.com/UK/shop/spunkrock seasonal decorations now live!
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A booty call is when you do a cashmeet with a pirate findom
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Before I left twitter, I downloaded the archive of my data. I was just looking through it and have no recollection of this: "give me £5 and eat this unpeeled clove of garlic" -my friend, coming to terms with findom
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The idea that it’s fair and safe for a 15-year-old Victor Wembanyama to play in the paint against a 117-pound 14-year-old but it isn’t fair for a trans kid the same age whose puberty is delayed by hormone blockers to get on the court and clank free throws is the most profound and disgusting cruelty.
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is more or less exactly how I first started interacting with HexCorp
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Harley @harlequinworks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Absolutely iconic, i need to hire a bouncy castle for my next birthday
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI critics: This is a theft machine for lazy turds with no imagination AI Stans: This is the greatest, most powerful tech in history. It is not a theft machine. There are no original thoughts anymore People Who Created AI: This is a theft machine for lazy turds with no imagination
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HarlequinWorks @harlequinworks.com · 16/09/2026
I wrote a blogpost, with News! Please read it: www.harlequinworks.com/blog/2026/9/...
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It's 2026 and there's News! — Harlequin Works
What time do you call this It’s 2026, and like every self employed person (I hope) I never get around to updating my blog. However, I’m updating it today and I want to start by saying: this is me, H...
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Pointy @euclideanpoint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Want to know what brings me to my knees? Find out in my latest guest blog for the awesome @girlonthenet.bsky.social
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ᶜᵒʳᵍⁱˢ @ilovecorgis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Meep meep
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