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Happy Hulk

@happyhulk.bsky.social
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"You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along."

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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 2h
They stayed in the sweater game.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 13h
RedactElon.com @subvertgrift.bsky.social
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 2h
Remember this shit when you guys are in power. All of the norms are out the window. Don't worry about reactions; do the same.
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Mark Cuban Takes Notes on Shark Tank
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 4h
Anything less than abolish and prosecution is too weak.
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 8h
Trump thinks he pro lgbtqai now. Pinkwashing with Drumpf.
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Racism has nothing to with these horrible decisions." Decades later. "Damnit!! Why do we keep making the same mistakes? I guess, we'll never know."
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Mike McLusky: I Don't Know
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And the race to turn a house fire into a forest fire is now under way.
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Fire Hills On Fire
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This death cult hates you. Remember that everyday. MAGA isn't to be reasoned with, empathize with or even tolerated. They will kill you given the chance. Stop trying to reach them, even the disenfranchised ones.
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Cassius Stanley Says It's A Wrap
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Spit Take
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is literally playing out in real time youtube.com/shorts/qBlGT...
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The White House responds. #comedy #animation #funny #cartoon #satire
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How's that testosterone testing going to prevent a drone strike, again?
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Missile Strike
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This Ukrainian sizzle reel showing a turtle tank attack under heavy bomber drone support is important in the context of America's Pentagon chief rambling about "fatties, trannies, beardos and weirdos." While he's doing that, combat is *fundamentally changing* and it's not clear we're keeping up.
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CODE 9.2 | ТАНКИ + ДРОНИ | Тандем
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even his lies are loser propositions. 97 new car plants are getting tariffed materials, which translates to more expensive cars that need more expensive gas and pollute at a higher rate than in other countries. But hey, keep it up, grandpa. When are the printing press factories springing up?
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The Office Michael Scott
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An investigative body, as opposed to the daycare he's currently overseeing.
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Daycare Kids
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
⛽️ Florida’s gas prices rose 18 cents last week before declining 6 cents through the weekend. On Sunday, the state average for a gallon of gas was $4.37. That’s $1.42 per gallon more than last year. The average driver is now paying $65 to fill their tank, as opposed to $44 at this time last year.
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Florida gas prices rose 18 cents last week
On Sunday, the state average for a gallon of gas was $4.37, according to NWS Melbourne.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
37 more wounded troops. Added quietly. No explanation. Here's the No B.S. truth: when anyone (a vendor, a CEO, a government) revises the numbers without telling you why, the silence IS the message. 861 wounded. Their families deserve the full story.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth 💥😡
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where are tone policie on this one?
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Or...they could just do their jobs and report facts instead of being stenographers. You don't need to be in the white house to report that the war is illegal, boat strikes are illegal, the files haven't been fully released, inflation is back to pandemic levels, ICE kills, farm bailout failed etc.
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Man Enthusiastically Yells 'FACTS!'
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TYT was cooked before, but Britney just microwaved them. Their Gaza takes are proving to be as performative as their BLM era. These Taylor Swift political pundits. youtu.be/S9Hu2MAhtGI?...
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Tucker Carlson & Elon Musk GET MASSIVE BOOST From Eager Useful Idiots!
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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
STOP BLAMING HIS DEMENTIA
HE WAS A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER TOO!
DAPSTAR
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Once again, Isreal over the US. Aren't we exhausted of this yet?
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Kumail Nanjiani: Tired and Waking Up
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Sheeeeeeeeeeit!
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Princess wrexler of Albuquerque
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Better Call Saul: Kim Wexler's Pew Pew Gesture
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The third sister from Arendelle, Nikki.
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obesssion
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thanks for sharing.
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The Office: Michael Scott Bows and Says Thank You
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Get used to apologizing for his rhetoric now. It's not going to stop here. Once they know they can bully you into a position, they won't stop, and at the end of the day they'll still go with the republican.
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Squidward Squidward Meme
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
😅
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And pisses off every Surface Duo owner. 😂
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Man Pointing to 'This Right Here'
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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm going to KEEP talking about how Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress, DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Strategy for what? Compromise? Dems keep thinking that the alligator won't bite them this time they lay their hand in their mouth. Stop playing with the alligator and focus on the other animals at the zoo that people pass by. 1/3 of the adults in the country didn't vote. Reach out to them.
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Alligator
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
dlvr.it
Woke 2.0 Is Crazy
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s upgrade to the operating system begs the question: What was so crazy about “Woke 1”?
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm arguing that by the very nature of it being a dem led law its a relative good law/ effort, but these same dems that are currently helping to pass bad laws (the save act) can continue to produce bad outcomes without actual bad laws ever being introduced.
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm not claiming anything. You're putting words in my mouth to argue against. You asked 'what is' and not 'what would have been'? The actual fact is, that if nothing gets passed, then nothing materially changes, and there are at least 8 dems that Jeffreies can't reliably count on.
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And the answer was nothing is materially different if nothing passes. And the point people are making is that beside republicans being a threat to bills passing, there are a collection of dems that other dems need to worry about.
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They don't need to force Republicans to anything because they're already willing to sacrifice themselves to vote alongside them. In the majority or not. If you have Dems willing to throw away a vote on an unpopular bill while in the minority what's stopping them when they're in the majority?
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The point is it wouldn't matter what Hakeem puts on the floor if he can guarantee these dems won't side with the minorty at the last minute. Which they proven they will, time and time again. He might be leader but he still needs the votes to advance anything.
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Did we miss what these dems just voted for? A republican led effort to further erode voting. They just demonstrated, in no uncertain terms, that they would not only not force reps to take unpopular votes, they would vote right alongside them.
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Will Ferrell: I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So they vote for Hakeem, and then undermine him on critical votes that effectively help the Republicans. Note sure what the effective benefit is.
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And they get indignant when people are saying vote blue no matter who, doesn't work anymore. This shit. This shit right here.
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LeBron James Points: 'This Guy Right Here'
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Stateless Patriot @statelesspatriot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez and Jared Golden just gave the DSA the best gift ever. They have single-handedly demonstrated that, when it comes down to it, Democrats will betray their base and defect to Republicans to screw over voters. THESE TWO are the reason why the DSA criticizes the Democratic Party.
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The fingers-in-head thing was always such a visceral image. I'd imagine telepathy probably feels more like what she does than the hands-off depiction it's usually portrayed as.
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Professor X Charles Xavier Telepathy
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What has stopped you? MAGA holds the House, the Senate, the presidency, and the Supreme Court. What have you been doing for the past two years? It's almost like you can't even govern your own agenda.
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Bad Movies Rule Bmr
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In addition, they made sure the winning disclosure never made it to us. Nobody knew about the $10M to begin with. How the fuck are they and Rick Scott still walking around free?
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This was my favorite run of that era. Really turned Beast as a character.
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's Oh Damn Reaction
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ron and Cassie DeSantis: These two crooks stole $10 million from a settlement with a charity, wired it to Cassie’s fake “charity,” laundered it through two puppet organizations, and then used it for political ads in an election year. They should be in jail.
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'd say over the last five years the court has been comically partisan and it's made it hard for voters to ignore. Erase college loan debt. No Protect voters rights. No Protect abortion. No Expand racial gerrymandering. Yes Restrict mail in voting. Yes Continue the ballroom. Yes Trans ban. Yes.
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Bias Favoritism
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Happy Hulk @happyhulk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Has anyone questioned his PaPaw about whether he might have enacted a plan 42 years ago to ruin his life?
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Charlie Day Conspiracy: Pepe Silvia
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